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Passover contest winners

Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2016 6:23 pm
by Insert_blank
I'm happy to announce the results of the first annual Passover contest.

The winner this year is Silverdream for his work ethic and many attempts to join the Chosen People.

2nd goes to Keldoclock who went above and beyond in his attempt to please the judges.

Last places goes to QuantumSurfer who gave up and whined that it was too hard because the Red Sea was too fa away. With that kind of attitude the Jews would have never gotten out of Egypt. Shame on you, QS.

The winners will be passed over in the coming 10 plagues. The losers will be subject to steadily worsening plagues until at last their first-born child will be killed.

Winners can also claim this cool Passover badge I stole from google.
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Re: Passover contest winners

Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2016 6:28 pm
by Overwatch_Elite
Inshallah may Allah grant you happiness and success in this dunya, and ultimate happiness and success in the akhira. Inshallah may all your dreams and aspiration come true as you start a new chapter in your life. I wish you good luck in all your endeavors in life. :)

Re: Passover contest winners

Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2016 11:51 pm
by Quantumsurfer
You can't curse me. I'll call on the matriarch and get this right sorted. If there is one thing all the jews in my family feel they've got a right to, it's whining.

Re: Passover contest winners

Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2016 5:06 pm
by Insert_blank
Not about one of the high holy days dude. Even we draw the line there. That said if you've got the heeb running through your veins your kids are probably safe.

Re: Passover contest winners

Posted: Sat Apr 23, 2016 6:03 am
by runnybabbit223
Quantumsurfer wrote:You can't curse me. I'll call on the matriarch and get this right sorted. If there is one thing all the jews in my family feel they've got a right to, it's whining.
You Israelite

Re: Passover contest winners

Posted: Sat Apr 23, 2016 6:13 am
by Valiant
There was a Passover contest?

Re: Passover contest winners

Posted: Sat Apr 23, 2016 6:22 am
by Natalya
Valiant wrote:There was a Passover contest?
Welcome to BrikWars, we hope you enjoy your stay.

Re: Passover contest winners

Posted: Sat Apr 23, 2016 6:26 am
by Valiant
:|

Re: Passover contest winners

Posted: Sat Apr 23, 2016 5:00 pm
by Insert_blank
Seems like you were passed over.

Re: Passover contest winners

Posted: Sun Apr 24, 2016 2:54 pm
by Valiant
Must have forgotten to paint the lamb's blood on the door...
Yeah, that would explain it.

Re: Passover contest winners

Posted: Sun Apr 24, 2016 4:05 pm
by Zupponn
I paint with the blood of my enemies.

Re: Passover contest winners

Posted: Sun Apr 24, 2016 9:04 pm
by runnybabbit223
Zupponn wrote:I paint with the blood of my enemies.
Are lambs really that dangerous as to make them your enemies?

Re: Passover contest winners

Posted: Sun Apr 24, 2016 11:30 pm
by Insert_blank
^ clearly never met a lamb before

Re: Passover contest winners

Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2016 8:06 am
by The Shadowscythe
Why do you think the welsh fuck their sheep?

We need to proclaim domination over them before they get too uppity and start proclaiming equal rights.

Fucking sheepinists I tells yah.