Paranoia

Post by **birdman** » Thu Mar 04, 2010 6:04 pm

Matured? I have a wife, you know.

Post by **Warhead** » Thu Mar 04, 2010 8:20 pm

So do I and look at me. Mini-Warhead sometimes gives me lectures in morality and maturity. All I did was shoot the cult up the asshole with his air-rifle.

Having a tolerant wife is not the same as being all grown up.

Post by **kiemaster** » Fri Mar 05, 2010 3:19 pm

ah back in the day when kids wouldnt give you lectures....

Post by **birdman** » Mon Apr 19, 2010 8:10 pm

I'M BAAAAAAAACK!

Right, were the fuck were we? You guys wanna send orders again or something?

Post by **Gorchek** » Tue Apr 20, 2010 8:53 am

Let's see... Last time, I was following kiemaster in the corridor.

Post by **Warhead** » Tue Apr 20, 2010 11:17 am

Hey-Hey-HEY! ITS!..

...

...Um, Birdman? Yeah that was it.

I was watching the stairs waiting for the boodytrap there to detonate, and to ambush anyone coming down them. I wish to make an awareness roll and roll a 16. I am in cover and my weapons are locked cocked and ready to rock. Nice to see yah back, again.

Post by **birdman** » Tue Apr 20, 2010 1:01 pm

Thanks. What are you trying to be aware of, exactly?

Post by **Warhead** » Tue Apr 20, 2010 2:36 pm

I'm a paranoid dude playing a game about a paranoid character in a game called paranoia... Um, everything?

I am securing the rear, sah! Making sure we don't get mutant or security guard rear snuggled, sah! They don't like it up 'em, sah!

Post by **Arkbrik** » Tue Apr 20, 2010 3:32 pm

Sounds good, then I secure the front. I listen for suspicious sounds, rolling 1.

Post by **Warhead** » Wed Apr 21, 2010 12:30 am

urgh... we are so fucked.

Post by **501stCadians** » Wed Apr 21, 2010 3:25 pm

I start doing doughnuts and making loud noises.

Post by **birdman** » Thu Apr 22, 2010 1:06 pm

The place seems deserted. Warhead, you can't hear anyone coming down the stairs, and your booby trap doesn't seem like it's going to go off anytime soon.
501st, stop fucking around with the cart.

Post by **Warhead** » Thu Apr 22, 2010 1:15 pm

Hey, 501st! Can you check the stairwell out for me please. Just go up it a little and see if you can hear anything.

Post by **501stCadians** » Fri Apr 23, 2010 6:14 am

Grumble about "I'll make you stop fucking around with the cart" And go check the stairs for warhead. I roll a 10.

Post by **Warhead** » Fri Apr 23, 2010 11:46 am

Te-Hehehe...