Paranoia

Post by **Warhead** » Thu Nov 12, 2009 1:54 pm

Nitewatchman wrote:Birdman likes to be dominated.

Eeeeeeeew! Bring out the gimp!

I am now using a spatula to self lobotomise that image out of my mind.

Post by **birdman** » Fri Nov 13, 2009 3:31 pm

All right. Sorry for the delay.

501st has constructed a robotic hand-cart equipped with a robotic arm, and has also poked a tiny hole in one of the water purification tanks. At this rate, the room will be filled in water in about a month.
Warhead and Nitewatchman have put on an elaborate dance routine aimed at the camera set into the wall. Gorchek and Arkbrik have wandered off.

Sirens have begun to blare and unintelligible commands are being issued all throughout the compound. The sound of tramping feet comes from the meeting rooms, as well as shouted orders.

What do you do?
Now accepting cycle 11 orders.

Post by **Warhead** » Fri Nov 13, 2009 4:52 pm

These are my orders.

I'm buggering off faster than a randy Priest! Leg it!!! Follow the Oh so sensible two Gorchek and the other one, Arkbrik or something.

Post by **birdman** » Fri Nov 13, 2009 4:59 pm

So those are your orders.

Post by **Nitewatchman** » Fri Nov 13, 2009 5:27 pm

Warhead wrote:These are my orders.

I'm buggering off faster than a randy Priest! Leg it!!! Follow the Oh so sensible two Gorchek and the other one, Arkbrik or something.

Second.

I'mma follow the smart people.

These be my orders.

Post by **birdman** » Fri Nov 13, 2009 5:47 pm

WAIT JUST ONE ZOGGIN' SECOND HERE!
HOW MANY CYCLES HAVE WE BEEN FORGETTING DR. VLAD?

Post by **Nitewatchman** » Fri Nov 13, 2009 5:49 pm

birdman wrote:WAIT JUST ONE ZOGGIN' SECOND HERE!
HOW MANY CYCLES HAVE WE BEEN FORGETTING DR. VLAD?

has be secretly been sneaking about the compound?

Post by **birdman** » Fri Nov 13, 2009 6:01 pm

He has been now.

Post by **Warhead** » Fri Nov 13, 2009 6:30 pm

No not forgotten, he's like that familar in order of the stick...

http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0674.html

Post by **Gorchek** » Sat Nov 14, 2009 11:33 am

Still heading for sector Phi...

Post by **Arkbrik** » Mon Nov 16, 2009 7:01 am

I follow Gorchek and myself, trying to look like I don't know Warhead and whoever he is hanging out with. I roll 2 for the bluff check.

These are my orders.

Post by **501stCadians** » Fri Nov 20, 2009 7:19 am

A HERM. New cycle Pl0x?

Post by **Warhead** » Fri Nov 20, 2009 1:07 pm

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Post by **birdman** » Fri Nov 20, 2009 3:33 pm

Hold your damn horses. Cycle goes up tomorrow, I'm giving Dr. Vlad 1 last chance to give his orders.

Post by **Warhead** » Fri Nov 20, 2009 3:54 pm

Oh, I spoke to Dr Vlad earlier. He said he wanted to share out all his equipment among the team and to take on the mutants in the buff. It's what he wanted.