Roll To Dodge: Barroom Brawl

http://www.youtube.com/user/naussica21 · Post by **naussica** » Mon Oct 11, 2010 10:40 pm

I break out and get everyone out of the transport.

Post by **SnakeMittens** » Tue Oct 12, 2010 8:45 pm

Turn 18:

ikensall:
Lets try and nick some cash of mr krus eh (2). Besides he isin a coma ?Right.

ikensall decides not to nick Krus's credits.

Krus:
I wake up and uh.... go into the corner with my swim suit calendar. (5)

Krus manages to wake up from his coma and goes into the corner with the Swimsuit Calendar. *Squirt*

naussica:
I break out and get everyone out of the transport. (1)

naussica goes into a Coma.

Warhead wonders why the floor is so dirty.

*-----*

naussica
HP: 4/7
Combat Damage: 1d6 (Crowbar)
Inventory: Wallet with 10 credits, Crowbar
Bonuses: +1 Combat Damage, +1 HP
COMA

Warhead
HP: 3/11
Combat Damage: 1-2 (Fork)
Inventory: Fork, Wallet with 10 credits
Bonuses: +4 MCD, +4 HP

ikensall
HP: 8/8
Combat Damage: 1d6 (Knife or Head on Rope)
Inventory: Knife, 4 ft Rope, 2 Empty Whiskey Bottles, Wallet with 0 credits, Matchbox, Head on Rope, Chair Leg Splint, First Aid Kit, Elecric Razor
Bonuses: +1 MCD, +2 HP

Krus
HP: 2/6
Combat Damage: 1d6 (Balisong)
Inventory: Wallet with 11 credits, Balisong, Extension Cord, Bottle of Maniac Beer(1/6 uses), Swimsuit Calender, Wet Pants
Bonuses: +1 MCD

*-----*

The following Items are in the Hover Transport:
Dust
naussica
Warhead
ikensall
Krus

http://www.youtube.com/user/naussica21 · Post by **naussica** » Tue Oct 12, 2010 10:09 pm

WAKE THE FUCK UP AND REPEAT MY LAST ORDERS!

Post by **SnakeMittens** » Thu Oct 14, 2010 9:12 am

Turn 19:

naussica:
WAKE THE FUCK UP AND REPEAT MY LAST ORDERS! (3)

naussica doesn't wake up, instead sleepwalking over to the door and bashing his head against it.

Warhead starts to make the floor muddy by drooling on it.

Krus and ikensall wonder why Warhead is drooling on the floor.

*-----*

naussica
HP: 3/7
Combat Damage: 1d6 (Crowbar)
Inventory: Wallet with 10 credits, Crowbar
Bonuses: +1 Combat Damage, +1 HP
COMA

Warhead
HP: 3/11
Combat Damage: 1-2 (Fork)
Inventory: Fork, Wallet with 10 credits
Bonuses: +4 MCD, +4 HP

ikensall
HP: 8/8
Combat Damage: 1d6 (Knife or Head on Rope)
Inventory: Knife, 4 ft Rope, 2 Empty Whiskey Bottles, Wallet with 0 credits, Matchbox, Head on Rope, Chair Leg Splint, First Aid Kit, Elecric Razor
Bonuses: +1 MCD, +2 HP

Krus
HP: 2/6
Combat Damage: 1d6 (Balisong)
Inventory: Wallet with 11 credits, Balisong, Extension Cord, Bottle of Maniac Beer(1/6 uses), Swimsuit Calender, Wet Pants
Bonuses: +1 MCD

*-----*

The following Items are in the Hover Transport:
Dust
naussica
Warhead
ikensall
Krus

Post by **Lt. Krus** » Thu Oct 14, 2010 1:25 pm

Flip around my knife, bored.

Post by **Mr. FudgeDaRules** » Fri Oct 15, 2010 4:15 pm

Lt. Krus wrote:Flip around my knife, bored.

I really hope you don't roll a 1 on that. I would end up needing to go to the hospital from laughing so hard, and that's expensive.

http://www.youtube.com/user/naussica21 · Post by **naussica** » Fri Oct 15, 2010 11:10 pm

Repeat last orders.

Post by **Warhead** » Sat Oct 16, 2010 2:00 am

Still drooling I begin to assemble an awesome weapon of mass destruction from the simple items I can pry off the transport with my dick.

Post by **SnakeMittens** » Sat Oct 16, 2010 11:54 am

Turn 20:

Krus: Flip around my knife, bored. (3)

Krus flips around his Balisong, bored. It's still closed, so everyone laughs at him.

naussica: Repeat last orders. (4)

naussica bashes his head on the door some more, waking him up.

Warhead: Still drooling I begin to assemble an awesome weapon of mass destruction from the simple items I can pry off the transport with my dick. (1)

Warhead tries to assemble a AWMD, but slips on his own drool and knocks his head on the floor. The inside of the transport is bare, except for Dust, anyways.

ikensall replaces Warhead's position of drooling on the floor.

The transport jolts, and stops moving.

*-----*

naussica
HP: 3/7
Combat Damage: 1d6 (Crowbar)
Inventory: Wallet with 10 credits, Crowbar
Bonuses: +1 Combat Damage, +1 HP

Warhead
HP: 2/11
Combat Damage: 1-2 (Fork)
Inventory: Fork, Wallet with 10 credits
Bonuses: +4 MCD, +4 HP
UNCONSCIOUS

ikensall
HP: 8/8
Combat Damage: 1d6 (Knife or Head on Rope)
Inventory: Knife, 4 ft Rope, 2 Empty Whiskey Bottles, Wallet with 0 credits, Matchbox, Head on Rope, Chair Leg Splint, First Aid Kit, Elecric Razor
Bonuses: +1 MCD, +2 HP

Krus
HP: 2/6
Combat Damage: 1d6 (Balisong)
Inventory: Wallet with 11 credits, Balisong, Extension Cord, Bottle of Maniac Beer(1/6 uses), Swimsuit Calender, Wet Pants
Bonuses: +1 MCD

*-----*

The following Items are in the Hover Transport:
Mud
naussica
Warhead
ikensall
Krus

ikensall has a First Aid Kit. Why don't you use it?

Post by **Lt. Krus** » Sun Oct 17, 2010 10:06 am

I stab Ikensall and use his first aid kit.

Post by **Warhead** » Sun Oct 17, 2010 11:43 am

I unconsciously direct thoughts of grievous bodily harm at Ikensall for being a doofus. I then go on to mumble in my state of unconsciousness just what I'll do to him should I have to wake up by myself.

http://www.youtube.com/user/naussica21 · Post by **naussica** » Sun Oct 17, 2010 9:26 pm

I pretend to be asleep, I think some cops are going to open the transport, and when they least expect it, WHAM! I beat them to death with my crowbar.

Post by **SnakeMittens** » Mon Oct 18, 2010 11:44 am

Turn 21:

Krus: I stab Ikensall and use his first aid kit. (4)

Krus stabs ikensall, doing 3 damage. He then pulls out the First Aid Kit, and restores 3 HP.

Warhead: I unconsciously direct thoughts of grievous bodily harm at Ikensall for being a doofus. I then go on to mumble in my state of unconsciousness just what I'll do to him should I have to wake up by myself. (6)
Warhead gets +1 MCD!

Warhead directs thoughts of grievous bodily harm which have already been carried out by Krus. He then mumbles unintelligibly.

naussica: I pretend to be asleep, I think some cops are going to open the transport, and when they least expect it, WHAM! I beat them to death with my crowbar. (5)

For now, naussica pretends to be asleep.

ikensall dies from a combination of Boredom, Krus's Balisong, and Warhead's thoughts.

The doors open, and an Enforcer peers in, its red eyes glowing menacingly.

naussica looks, and thinks that the Enforcer is expecting resistance.

*-----*

naussica
HP: 3/7
Combat Damage: 1d6 (Crowbar)
Inventory: Wallet with 10 credits, Crowbar
Bonuses: +1 Combat Damage, +1 HP

Warhead
HP: 2/11
Combat Damage: 1-2 (Fork)
Inventory: Fork, Wallet with 10 credits
Bonuses: +5 MCD, +4 HP
UNCONSCIOUS

Krus
HP: 5/6
Combat Damage: 1d6 (Balisong)
Inventory: Wallet with 11 credits, Balisong, Extension Cord, Bottle of Maniac Beer(1/6 uses), Swimsuit Calender, Wet Pants, First Aid Kit
Bonuses: +1 MCD

*-----*

Enforcer
HP: 12/12
Combat Damage: Stun 1d6 Turns (Arm Cannon Setting 1)

*-----*

The following Items are in the Hover Transport:
Mud
naussica
Warhead
ikensall's Corpse (Knife, 4 ft Rope, 2 Empty Whiskey Bottles, Wallet with 0 credits, Matchbox, Head on Rope, Chair Leg Splint, Electric Razor)
Krus

The following items are outside of the Hover Transport:
Enforcer

There is One spot available!

Post by **Warhead** » Mon Oct 18, 2010 12:53 pm

I unconsciously piss in the enforcers face. There's in the menacing eye for you pal.

Post by **ikensall** » Mon Oct 18, 2010 1:53 pm

So can i have a ghost?
If so make it a poulterguist (don't get screwed over the spelling),
i will pick up the Transport and drop it on the enforcer (i am a poultersomething arent i ?).