Paranoia

Post by **Warhead** » Mon Oct 05, 2009 3:50 pm

Why! He was just getting you ready for the rest of us. (Joke, no-intriguing!)

I think we should all shoot 501st, it wont help but it wont make things worse either. (Joking!) No really.

GM'Birdman, does anything seem familiar about the green glow. Old tales told or from past experience?

Oh and I rolled a 17. I'll PM orders once you answer the question or tell me to get on with it.

Post by **birdman** » Mon Oct 05, 2009 4:20 pm

None of you have seen anything quite like it.

Post by **Warhead** » Mon Oct 05, 2009 4:59 pm

Orders in!

Post by **Nitewatchman** » Mon Oct 05, 2009 6:57 pm

I promise you all, I had a perfectly legitimate reason for taking those pants...

Post by **Dr. Vlad** » Mon Oct 05, 2009 7:19 pm

birdman wrote:None of you have seen anything quite like it.

What? Me without my pants on?

Post by **Nitewatchman** » Mon Oct 05, 2009 8:19 pm

Fear me, for I am Nitewatchman, taker of pants.

Post by **Warhead** » Tue Oct 06, 2009 12:46 am

Dr. Vlad wrote:
birdman wrote:None of you have seen anything quite like it.
What? Me without my pants on?

Dude, it's glowing greenly. You need to see about that.

Ok, so not only are we all at the other corner of the carriage to the Glow but also from Nightwatchman. I say we stick Nightwatchmans head into the panel to see if he explodes. Just an idea. I'll be clawing at the metal wall in a bid to escape these crazy nutters that I have found myself with.

Post by **Dr. Vlad** » Tue Oct 06, 2009 9:31 am

Don't worry.....I've taken care of the issue. Either that, or I'm going to die

Post by **Gorchek** » Tue Oct 06, 2009 11:18 am

(Looks at the control panel.) Does anyone here have any training in fixing vehicules? I'd like to know if this control panel has been sabotaged...

Post by **Warhead** » Tue Oct 06, 2009 12:23 pm

Now, I'm quite happy to shoot the panel if you will all let me use you as a shield. I'm willing to give it a try.

Is there an emergency stop button and a large exit sign? Also, keep Nightwatchman in sight. Drop him at the first sign of trouser fondling.

Post by **Nitewatchman** » Tue Oct 06, 2009 12:27 pm

I was going to use the pants to defeat the green glow! D:

Post by **Warhead** » Tue Oct 06, 2009 12:55 pm

I, can't imagine why that might be expected to work. But please, feel free to walk over to the weird glowing tampered with panel and stick your hand and stolen pants inside. Go ahead... why isn't this emergency stop button working? Heeeeeelp!

Post by **Nitewatchman** » Tue Oct 06, 2009 2:02 pm

Warhead wrote:I, can't imagine why that might be expected to work. But please, feel free to walk over to the weird glowing tampered with panel and stick your hand and stolen pants inside. Go ahead... why isn't this emergency stop button working? Heeeeeelp!

It could be a flashbang! I was going to throw the pants at it. >_>

Post by **birdman** » Tue Oct 06, 2009 3:00 pm

Here we go again.
Everyone who rolled less than a ten on their d20 roll starts to feel slightly queasy. Anyone who's feeling queasy, give me another d20 roll.
Meanwhile,
Dr. Vlad attempts to shove Nitewatchman off the tram. At the same time, Nitewatchman throws Dr. Vlad's pants off the tram. Neither succeed. 501stCadians then rips Nitewatchman's pants off and gives them to Dr. Vlad, and begins asking the other party members for a long pointy object.
Warhead stands around looking worried. Arkbrik begins staring at Nitewatchman's lower half. When questioned on what he's doing, he explains, 'looking for tattoos.' Gorchek moves closer to the panel and begins examining it. Give me another d20 roll, Gorchek.

Now accepting cycle 4 orders.

Post by **Warhead** » Tue Oct 06, 2009 3:15 pm

Ah, fuck this!

Fast Draw! Shoot next to Nightwatchman's head (he started this "pants" shit). That should get everyone's attention. Then cover them with the laser. Let Gorchek get on with what he's doing and back everyone into a corner away from him and me.

"Right you arse snugglebunnies, pack it the fuck in or the next one gets his brains cooked!"