Roll To Dodge: Barroom Brawl

[naussica]

Give me a crowbar. If you don't let me have that, I'll have a 6 inch switchblade.

Onto my action, kill the enemy brawlers!

[SnakeMittens]

Crowbar accepted.

naussica
HP: 6/6
Combat Damage: 1d6 (Crowbar)
Inventory: Crowbar, Wallet with 10 credits

Edit: Which one?

[naussica]

The first one.

[Warhead]

I take a swig of Maniac Beer and switch my anger on. I reach for another chair and head one of the knife wielding Brawlers with murderous intent. I'm gonna make the son of a bitch eat this chair... I give out a famous Scottish bar room war cry "ARE YOU CALLIN' MA' PINT A POOOF!?!"

[SnakeMittens]

Turn 2:

Warhead:
I take a swig of Maniac Beer and switch my anger on (5). I reach for another chair and head one of the knife wielding Brawlers with murderous intent. I'm gonna make the son of a bitch eat this chair... I give out a famous Scottish bar room war cry "ARE YOU CALLIN' MA' PINT A POOOF!?!" (3)

Warhead takes a swig of Maniac Beer, causing him to do a massive Headbutt attack on Brawler 3, killing him. He then tries to make Brawler 4 eat a Chair while yelling "ARE YOU CALLIN' MA' PINT A POOOF!?!". Brawler 4 does eat the Chair, but with no effect. Brawler 4 then responds by trying to shove his knife into Warhead's gut.

ROLL TO DODGE!: (4)

Warhead dodges to one side.

naussica:
Give me a crowbar. If you don't let me have that, I'll have a 6 inch switchblade.
Onto my action, kill the enemy brawlers! (5)
The first one.

naussica picks up a Crowbar lying under the table, then proceeds to kill Brawler 1. Brawler 2 then vaults across the table with murderous intent.

ROLL TO DODGE!: (5)

naussica sidesteps neatly, causing Brawler 2 to run into the other side of the booth, dealing 6 damage and killing him.

Darshino stares at the empty table in front of him.

The bartender then comes with a machine gun and yells, "GET THE HELL OUTTA MY BAR!!!!"

*-----*

naussica
HP: 6/6
Combat Damage: 1d6 (Crowbar)
Inventory: Crowbar, Wallet with 10 credits

Warhead
HP: 6/6
Combat Damage: 1 (unarmed)
Inventory: Bottle of Maniac Beer(5/6 uses), Wallet with 10 credits

Darshino
HP: 6/6
Combat Damage: 1d6 (Rusty Pocketknife)
Inventory: Rusty Pocketknife (6/6), 6 ft Rope, Wallet with 10 credits

*-----*

Brawler 4
HP: 6/6
Combat Damage: 1d6 (Knife)
Inventory: Knife

The following items are in the room:
Drowned Corpse
1 Smashed Chair
14 Chairs
3 Corpses
Knife

[Warhead]

So, he's a chair eater huh?.. Well, fine. I can handle that. Take a mood candle off the table and a mouthful of Maniac Beer, do not swallow, instead spray it from my mouth over the naked flame and set this walking wood feast into a human torch.

EDIT: Try and catch the Bartender in the fireball too.

[naussica]

I kill the last brawler and try not to get swiss cheesed by the bartender.

[ikensall]

I pick up the knife and have a slash at the cupboard-WHISKEY-drunk-burp.

[SnakeMittens]

Turn 3:

Warhead:
So, he's a chair eater huh?.. Well, fine. I can handle that. Take a mood candle off the table and a mouthful of Maniac Beer, do not swallow, instead spray it from my mouth over the naked flame and set this walking wood feast into a human torch. (3)

EDIT: Try and catch the Bartender in the fireball too.

Warhead grabs something off the table behind him and takes a mouthful of Maniac Beer, and gets ready to make a flame thrower. He holds the object in the correct place and spits out the Maniac Beer. The only problem is, is that the object was a Fork. There are no mood candles in bars! So, now that Brawler 4 has ingested some Maniac Beer (6), he attempts to sock Warhead in the jaw, while gaining an HP.

ROLL TO DODGE!: (6)
Warhead gets +1 HP!
Warhead dodges successfully, but whacks himself on a Chair, doing 4 damage and meaning -1 to all rolls next turn.

naussica:
I kill the last brawler (6) and try not to get swiss cheesed by the bartender.
naussica gets +1 Combat Damage!

naussica rams Brawler 4 through the chest with the Crowbar, doing 6 damage, but is unable to get it back out.

ikensall:
I pick up the knife and have a slash at the cupboard-WHISKEY-drunk-burp. (5)

ikensall picks up a Knife and has a slash at the Whiskey cupboard. He is successful and pulls out some bottles, drinking one and saving the rest for later.

The bartender opens fire, dealing 1 damage to Warhead, 5 to naussica, 5 to Brawler 4, killing him, 5 to ikensall, and punching a hole through one of his Whiskey bottles.

*-----*

naussica
HP: 1/6
Combat Damage: 1-2 (unarmed)
Inventory: Wallet with 10 credits

Warhead
HP: 2/7
Combat Damage: 1 (unarmed)
Inventory: Bottle of Maniac Beer(4/6 uses), Fork, Wallet with 10 credits

ikensall
HP: 1/6
Combat Damage: 1d6 (Knife)
Inventory: Knife, 6 ft Rope, Whiskey Bottle, Punctured Whiskey Bottle (6/6), Wallet with 10 credits

*-----*

The following items are in the room:
Drowned Corpse
1 Smashed Chair
14 Chairs
3 Corpses
2 Knives
Corpse with Crowbar through chest

[Warhead]

I know when I'm not wanted. I throw a chair through the large window at the back and bunny like a bastard into the street. I scramble to my feet, fork ready for mutilation!

[ikensall]

I throw the holed whiskey bottle at the bartender then drink some of the dead guys' blood (getting some hp) and drinking
one of my whiskey bottles to try and get my courage/health up.

[Warhead]

[Instead of +1 HP for drinking blood, I suggest you make his HP go into the negative before he can be considered dead. However any character with a minus HP is undead and craves blood or brains or Shamwow products or something].

[naussica]

I get my crowbar and escape!

[SnakeMittens]

Turn 4:

Warhead:
I know when I'm not wanted. I throw a chair through the large window at the back (5) and bunny like a bastard into the street. I scramble to my feet, fork ready for mutilation! (1)

Warhead throws a Chair at the back wall, which has no window. The Chair makes a hole anyways, exposing the wiring. He then rushes for the door, Fork ready for mutilation, but runs into it with a resounding CLANGG!! taking 1 damage and knocking himself out. He then slides down into a heap on the floor.

ikensall:
I throw the holed whiskey bottle at the bartender (1) then drink some of the dead guys' blood (getting some hp) (6) and drinking
one of my whiskey bottles to try and get my courage/health up. (2)
ikensall gets +1 HP!

ikensall attempts to throw the Punctured Whiskey Bottle at the bartender, but instead drops it on the windup, smashing it. He then goes over to the bloodiest brawler and laps some blood up, but then vomits everywhere, doing 1 damage. Then, he drains his Whiskey Bottle in an attempt to get his courage/health up, but vomits that up too.

naussica:
I get my crowbar and escape! (4)

naussica rips the crowbar out of the Corpse and legs it for the door. He kicks Warhead out of the way and slams open the -Reinforced Steel Door?- and finds himself in an enclosed stairway.

Edit:
The bartender ignores naussica and Warhead and goes for ikensall.

ROLL TO DODGE!: (3)
ikensall dodges, but ends up on top of Warhead.

*-----*

naussica
HP: 1/6
Combat Damage: 1d6+1 (Crowbar)
Inventory: Crowbar, Wallet with 10 credits

Warhead
HP: 2/7
Combat Damage: 1 (unarmed)
Inventory: Bottle of Maniac Beer(4/6 uses), Fork, Wallet with 10 credits

ikensall
HP: 1/7
Combat Damage: 1d6 (Knife)
Inventory: Knife, 6 ft Rope, Empty Whiskey Bottle, Wallet with 10 credits

*-----*

The following items are in the Bar:
Drowned Corpse
1 Smashed Chair
13 Chairs
4 Corpses
Knife
Glass Shards
1 Smashed Chair in Wall

The following items are in the Stairwell:
Cobwebs

[ikensall]

I cut off a dead guys head and attatch it to my rope i know have a
flail(like thing).I then offer the bartender 3 credits for a box of matches and
some of his strongest liquor.