BrikZork

Post by **enders_shadow** » Sat Apr 23, 2011 8:42 pm

then, pull out your concealed gun and shoot him, and take the backpack (what, its Brikwars Zork

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Post by **RunsWithLegos** » Sat Apr 23, 2011 8:52 pm

ofer to trade chain saw for bag.

Post by **Robot Monkey** » Sat Apr 23, 2011 9:21 pm

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 Location: large clearing

You pull out your chainsaw, and threaten the old man to hand over the bag. 

He whips out a sniper rifle, and fires. 

Thank the gods he's losing his sight! He misses.

Post by **Olothontor** » Sat Apr 23, 2011 9:39 pm

>Chainsaw that sonofabitch in half!

Post by **enders_shadow** » Sat Apr 23, 2011 9:51 pm

how the fuck did he manage to conceal a sniper rifle??? Anyway, agreed w/ Oloth., hit him with the sharp bits of your chainsaw

Post by **RagnarokRose** » Sat Apr 23, 2011 11:44 pm

Mindset Ross goes apeshit. "SCREW THAT! CATCH THE DAMNED BULLETS!"

Post by **RedShirt** » Sun Apr 24, 2011 7:55 am

Siphon the spirit of Norris and roundhouse kick his head off!

Post by **Robot Monkey** » Sun Apr 24, 2011 10:23 am

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 Location: large clearing

Attempts to catch the bullets just gets you nicked in the shoulder. -1HP
Mr. Norris denies your attempts to summon him.

You then charge, and chainsaw the old man in half. You scoop up his sniper rifle, which has 4/6 shots in it. Upon searching his backpack, you find a bag full of food, a shotgun with 2/2 shots, and a box with 12 shotgun rounds in it. Naturally, you add all of that to your inventory. 

>Health
9/10 HP

>Inventory
1 pamphlet
1 chainsaw
1 bag of food
1 sniper rifle (4/6 shots)
1 shotgun (2/2 shots)
1 box with 12 shotgun rounds.

Post by **Olothontor** » Sun Apr 24, 2011 11:32 am

>Strut around the clearing like the badass that you are and wait for some plot to happen.

Post by **jmatthew** » Sun Apr 24, 2011 1:40 pm

>skin the old man, perform a summoning ritual, and craft daemonic armor from his bones.

Post by **Robot Monkey** » Sun Apr 24, 2011 1:53 pm

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 Location: Large clearing

You skin the man with your chainsaw, and summon...

BRIKTHULU

He zaps you with lightning and goes back to his demonic home. -1HP

You then begin to wait, and a wandering goblin comes along, carrying a sword crafted from human bones and glowing red. 

>Health: 8/10 HP

Post by **Olothontor** » Sun Apr 24, 2011 2:02 pm

>SHOTGUN THAT SONOFABITCH IN HALF.

Post by **Robot Monkey** » Sun Apr 24, 2011 2:14 pm

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 Location: Large clearing

You put your new shotgun to the test, and blast both barrels at the goblin. He is obliterated in a gory explosion.

"Ugh, I got goblin on my boots..."

Naturally, you steal his oh-so-interesting sword.

>study sword
 
It appears to be Daemonic craft... (How the hell did a goblin get one of these?) It seems to glow a more intense red when you hold it.

> Inventory

1 pamphlet
1 Chainsaw
1 bag of food
1 Sniper rifle (4/6 shots)
1 Shotgun (0/2 shots)
1 box of shotgun slugs (carries 12 shots)
1 daemonic sword

Post by **RagnarokRose** » Sun Apr 24, 2011 2:34 pm

Go find that fucking annoying locked grate somewhere in the forest and chainsaw it open.

Post by **Robot Monkey** » Sun Apr 24, 2011 2:43 pm

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 Location: forest

Ah, here you are, you fuckin' grate...

BZZZZZZ

The grate doesn't seem to budge... 
Mabye you should, I don't know, find A KEY?!!?!