Nomopoly

[stubby]

Ah Girls and Corpses. I used to buy that magazine for my girlfriend, she loved it. The novelty wore out quick though, now she just sticks to Bizarre.

[Magic Soap]

Stay Puft lays waste for Saturday. He rolls a -2 and moves back to Square 13, "The Gate to the Marshmallow Wasteland," and is attacked by a gate with skill 3. Stay Puft rolls 8+2 to the gates 4+3, and is victorious. Stay Puft noms the gate labelled "Jurassic kraP," along with kiemaster and everything kiemaster is carrying.

Stay Puft lays waste for Sunday. He rolls a 1 and moves forward to square 14. Here he is attacked by his own marshmallow waste. Stay Puft rolls 10+2 to its 4+4 and defeats it. Stay Puft noms his own waste and lays waste to it.

Stay Puft lays waste for Monday. He rolls a -2 and moves back two spaces. The Gate is no longer obstructing his reverse passage through square 13 because it got nommed; Stay Puft moves to square 12, "Gummi Wangs." This square has a Snow Fortress improvement, so Stay Puft does not encounter a creature here. He noms the Gummi Wangs and the Snow Fortress and lays waste to the square.

Wearing: a gas mask

Proposing: the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man can be attacked, but he has infinite health noms and a skill of "all of them". The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man can only be destroyed by crossing streams.

move: IVhorseman shouts out "dibs on the money in x square!", where X is a number corresponding to a square with free money on it. He shouts this once for each square with money on it.

Approved as rule 87; Stay Puft can now be attacked like a monster as well as like a player.

IVhorsemen, who has apparently studied iterative logic, shouts out "dibs on the money in 1 square!" six times. This does him no good, since posting dibs only works for players who are in the same square as the money (rule 67).

Next, I have to remember IVhorseman's standing orders from five pages ago. Let's see...

He then moves reverse another two spaces, and does so every time Warhead posts until further notice. He elects to increase his health bar after winning each fight from now on.

Warhead has posted at least once since IVhorseman's last turn, so IVhorseman moves in reverse another two spaces. (I get the feeling he'd like to move more spaces or more often, but without a rules change he's limited to two reverse spaces and only when he gets a turn.)

IVhorseman lands on Square -6 and faces a very undeadly negative food creature of skill -6. IVhorseman rolls 1+5 to its 1-6 and wins, increasing his health bar to 5/7 noms. He purchases square -6 for -$6, increasing his money and portfolio to $177 and 5 Legal Documents.

Warhead is wearing fireproof licra.

Warhead proposes that Zombie Players can opt to become Sex Zombies. The only difference to the rules are (is) that instead of eating player's brains for one health point they can hump a player and regain their full health and the humped player will lose a nom health point through vomiting.

Zombie Warhead will become Sex Zombie Warhead and move towards the closest player and attempt to hump them thus fully restoring his own health.

Approved as rule 88. However, Blitzen notices a subject-verb mismatch and a missing apostrophe, and attacks! She hits both times and reduces Zombie Warhead's health to -2/5 noms. Since his health was zero to begin with, it is never "reduced to zero" (rule 33) and so he doesn't die.

Zombie Warhead becomes Sex Zombie Warhead, surprising no one. OneEye589 is in the same square, so Sex Zombie Warhead humps him and regains his full 5/5 health. In the process he increases his health past 1/5 and returns to life. OneEye589 vomits from the disgusting experience and is reduced to 4/7 health.

I gave my orders last page, before these guys. JUSt sAYING...

[stubby]

I gave my orders last page, before these guys. JUSt sAYING...

IVhorseman
Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 1:37 am

Warhead
Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 12:13 pm

Magic Soap
Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 12:50 pm

Uh, no you didn't. JUSt sAYING.

[RagnarokRose]

Um.. ew? Excuse me while I go puke. Necrophilia... *groans*

[501stCadians]

More Turns please? More Turns Stubby?

[OneEye589]

[Some people have jobs and lives.]

[Warhead]

[Jobs, yes. Lives? C'mon, this is Brikwars.]

[stubby]

Sorry! Very busy weekend with unexpected guests. Keep in mind that there's a rule now that lets Tzan jump in as Stubby-in-lue whenever I'm too lazy I mean busy.

[Warhead]

[Wasn't it Stubby in Loo not Lue.]

[501stCadians]

But it's Wednesday!

[Warhead]

[What about it?]

[Magic Soap]

Further clarification on Rule 82. The Final square is suitably, whatever Stubby decides it to be. The key should be dropped on the death of Kiemaster, either through death at hands of: Lynch mob, other player, or creature.

Orders:
Wearing: Traffic Cone

Build the Pr()n Faktory on purchased square. As before, the Pr()n Faktory seducts a passing player (including me) for a turn, if a player rolls a bad roll (Up to Stubby on the number/difficulty/skill/use).

When will this happen then, you went on about it for long enough as well...

[stubby]

When will this happen then, you went on about it for long enough as well...

As part of my "going on about it for long enough," did I not just post that it is the very next one up after the two I did yesterday? Here, even though I'm at the office I'll take a minute out of my workday and take care of yours.

Further clarification on Rule 82. The Final square is suitably, whatever Stubby decides it to be. The key should be dropped on the death of Kiemaster, either through death at hands of: Lynch mob, other player, or creature.

Orders:
Wearing: Traffic Cone

Build the Pr()n Faktory on purchased square. As before, the Pr()n Faktory seducts a passing player (including me) for a turn, if a player rolls a bad roll (Up to Stubby on the number/difficulty/skill/use).

Approved. No wait, I don't have time to make new graphics and do all the editing work to the wiki pages while I'm at the office. So, vetoed instead. Magic Soap's turn ends automatically.



[That's a joke btw, since vetoing your proposal means I have to go into the wiki anyway to send you a step backwards and it's almost as much work either way. I'll take care of your turn for real later.]

[Rody]

ah well, I'll just hope that my last order gets noticed...

rody is wearing beer-goggles
he proposes that he may turn into a roadie, granting him pyrotechnical skills, he may use these to randomly blow up things doing 1 damage to it, if he rolls 3 or more on a d4.

he will try to turn into a zombie roadie that is also a sex zombie, he will then try to eat the nearest brains, and hump the nearest person. after that he tries to blow up that other player in a dramatic display of fireworks.

[stubby]

Stay Puft lays waste for Tuesday Feb. 2. He rolls a -1 and moves back to square 11, "Gummi Smurfs," owned by Elmagnifco. He is attacked by a Gummi Smurf but defeats it with his skill of "all of them." He then eats all the Gummi Smurfs, along with OneEye589, Warhead, and OneEye589's vomit from getting humped by Sex Zombie Warhead. Stay Puft has now eaten the entire neighborhood of Gummi Jungle.

Stay Puft lays waste for Wednesday, Feb. 3. He rolls a +2 and moves back to square 13. He eats his own waste once again.

Stay Puft lays waste for Thursday, Feb. 4. He rolls a -5 and moves back to square 8. Here he noms more of his own waste, and also Ross_Varn.

Further clarification on Rule 82. The Final square is suitably, whatever Stubby decides it to be. The key should be dropped on the death of Kiemaster, either through death at hands of: Lynch mob, other player, or creature.

Orders:
Wearing: Traffic Cone

Build the Pr()n Faktory on purchased square. As before, the Pr()n Faktory seducts a passing player (including me) for a turn, if a player rolls a bad roll (Up to Stubby on the number/difficulty/skill/use).

Approved as clarification 89.

For capitalizing "Final" but not "square," Blitzen doesn't know which one was the mistake but decides to attack Magic Soap once regardless. For putting a comma after "suitably" but not one before it, she feels the same way. She's sure there's something wrong with the lynch mob sentence but decides to ignore it. Blitzen moves to square 16 and attacks twice, hitting once; Magic Soap now has 3/5 health.

Magic Soap failed to post orders in the third person, and Bizarro Lawyer fines him ten negative dollars. Bizarro Lawyer now has -$40.

Magic Soap finally achieves his dream of building a Pr()n Faktory on square 16, "Burger Bed," for $26, leaving him with $120 and giving him a second set of legal documents.

Unfortunately there are currnetly no rules for Pr()n Faktories or seducting (the previous ones having been nullified), so the Pr()n Faktory currently does nothing.

Wearing: A Rainbow Bright thong.

Rule: The Kiemaster and the Gatekeeper are immune to the effects of the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man and cannot be nommed by it.

Orders: Move back another two spaces to Space 9, gains one max health nom if winning combat, and buy space.

Approved as rule 90. Sadly both of you have already been nommed. If only someone had made a modification that got your rule approved faster than "whenever stubby gets around to it."

Blitzen would like to attack you for "gains" but you are already dead.

Bizarro Lawyer fines dead OneEye589 ten negative dollars. Bizarro Lawyer now has -$50; dead OneEye589 has $109.

OneEye589 returns to GO from inside Stay Puft's belly and is resurrected for free with 7/7 health (rule 33).

Wearing: A cult on my head.

Modification: Traps can now be set on conquered squares. Traps roll 2d6 skill against anything that lands on it.

I will continue to fight the monster, rehealing a nom if I beat it.

Approved as rule 91. I'm going to interpret "conquered" as any square where a player has just defeated any player or creature defending the square. I'm going to consider Traps a fourth kind of Improvement.

Blitzen approves of your post.

Bizarro Lawyer fines dead Ross_Varn ten negative dollars. Bizarro Lawyer now has -$60; dead Ross_Varn has $236.

Ross_Varn returns to GO from inside Stay Puft's belly and is resurrected for free with 5/5 health.

Wearing: a Green hazard bandanna

Rule
GOcialism Gone Wild!
Mayor McCheese has become aware of the marshmallow threat facing his town and he takes action. Knowing how much players on GO like to redistribute wealth, he figures they wouldn't mind financing the creation of a science lab that would research a way to destroy the marshmallow menace. Each player on GO will give Mayor McCheese $10 per actual day. The money is placed on Tzan's Treasure.


"DIBS ON THE MONEY IN SQUARE 20"
Purchase a Butter Battle Knife for 5+10%=$6
Increase the price of the Knives to $30

Move forward
Gain max health nom
don't Buy Space

Approved as rule 92.

Bizarro Lawyer fines Tzan ten negative dollars. Bizarro Lawyer now has -$70; Tzan has $157.

Tzan spends $6 and buys a +2 Butter Battle Knife. His weapon slot is full, so the knife goes in his item slot. He changes the price of the knives to $30. He yells something about dibs, but it doesn't matter because he's not in the same square as the money (rule 67).

Tzan rolls a 2 and moves forward to square 21, where he encounters an anonymous food creature of skill 1. He rolls 10+5+1 to its 8+1 and defeats it, gaining a max health nom and bringing himself to 4/7 health. He doesn't buy the space.

Mayor McCheese's new GOcialism goes into effect; he collects $10 from Ross_Varn, OneEye589, Razgriz 25th Inf, Tahthing, Muffinman42, Rody, and Dr Vlad, adding $70 to Tzan's Treasure (I bet I know what Tzan will be doing next turn), bringing it to $100 and reducing their assets to $226, $99, $206, $206, $206, $170, and $190 respectively.

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