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Re: ORK!

Post by lawmaster » Thu Nov 24, 2011 12:24 pm

use towel to avoid the lotion then grab bag and fill it with the hurty plants never know when it be handy.
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Re: ORK!

Post by Scottsman » Thu Nov 24, 2011 2:15 pm

I grab pork by the shoulders. "TORTURE ONES WHO NO CAN'T MOVE ANYMORE! WE NO WANT SLAVES THAT AM USELESS!"
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Re: ORK!

Post by lawmaster » Thu Nov 24, 2011 2:18 pm

Pork then screams back "NO THEM AM GOOD TEST SUBJECT THEY NO FIGHT BACK WHEN HEALED
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Re: ORK!

Post by knolli » Thu Nov 24, 2011 2:19 pm

Killer Karetsu wrote:EDIT: or did the "animals" mean horses and the sheep?
Yes.
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Re: ORK!

Post by Keldoclock » Thu Nov 24, 2011 11:37 pm

Clearly the parasol is a magic shield and the beach ball is delicious.

BIG AM EAT TASTY ROUND COLORFUL THING!
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Re: ORK!

Post by Scottsman » Fri Nov 25, 2011 5:19 pm

I slap Big. "NO EAT GIFT FROM KROM. GIVE TO SHAMAN! HE EAT IT!"
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Re: ORK!

Post by Silverdream » Fri Nov 25, 2011 5:32 pm

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH
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Re: ORK!

Post by knolli » Fri Nov 25, 2011 6:12 pm

Dog am grab small colorfull squishy thingy. Thingy make Plop! and small part fly off. Then sticky white stuff am come out. Dat fun! He am spray it at Pork. Pork am talking to Spork about Bobbitses. But Pork am have good eyes and Pork am faster. Pork am grab and hold up warm fluffy thing to block whity sticky stuff. Haha! But now warm fluffy thing am sticky with white stuff. What am shaman say?
In the meantime Big am see round colorful ball. Am look tasty. HAAAM! But ball am make PUFF! Dat am not nice to scare Big like dat. Must be magic surprize ball. But where it am gone? Big am still puzzled when Spork am hit him on back of head. "NO EAT GIFT FROM KROM. GIVE TO SHAMAN! HE EAT IT!"
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH" Suddenly Dork am cry for no reason.
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Re: ORK!

Post by Scottsman » Fri Nov 25, 2011 6:44 pm

I slap dork. "SHUT UP!" I overlook the slaves. "We need get back soon, give gift to shaman. SLAVES! PULL!" Hey, did I find a chain?
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Re: ORK!

Post by lawmaster » Fri Nov 25, 2011 7:11 pm

Walk to dorks side "you am no tell dork shut up You am shut up or elsed"
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Re: ORK!

Post by Silverdream » Fri Nov 25, 2011 8:01 pm

Throw random object at Spork to teach him discipline.

Then get a moving on.
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Re: ORK!

Post by Scottsman » Fri Nov 25, 2011 9:11 pm

I puff myself up nice and big and grab lawmaster by the throat. "Else what?"
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Re: ORK!

Post by lawmaster » Fri Nov 25, 2011 9:14 pm

dump bag o plants on spork "else you slowly are tortured and die"
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Re: ORK!

Post by Scottsman » Fri Nov 25, 2011 9:51 pm

I attempt to eat lawmaster.
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Re: ORK!

Post by lawmaster » Fri Nov 25, 2011 10:12 pm

hold dagger in postion so if eaten spork will die while screaming "ME PORK NOT AM LAWMASTERTHING"
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