ORK!

[Keldoclock]

Oh come on man, this'll be so awesome.

Just imagine it.


Futurepost: if/when we get rolling, Big sticks his tongue out and lets it hang out the side of his mouth.

[lawmaster]

Why not just use your superior strength to hold on?

[Keldoclock]

Security! Four points of grip, two with my feet in the trunk and two with my hands on the roof!

[lawmaster]

Then close it on your foot don't damage gift.

[knolli]

The strange noise Dog hears is the humming of the engine. Pork playes with the buttons again. This time they work. This one openes a window, that one makes the little arms at the front window do back and forth. And this big one, oh yes, thios one starts the music. Good music. Loud music. Heavy beat. "Dat am good sound."
When Pork shouts Dog knows that it is save. On the way to the waiting car he grabs a sheep and something wearing a sheep hide (14 vs. . "Dat Squishy Man am try to sneak away. Squishy Man am stupid. Not am tricking Dog, haha." With three orks already sitting inside and Big trying to climb over the backseats it gets pretty crowded in there. Big realizes that he is simply too big. Before the others can react Big has punched two holes in the lid of the trunk. Pork gets angry, but now the damage is done. No use to cry over spilled milk. Dog puts the Bobbit in the trunk together with the parasol and other stuff, then closes the lid. The sheep wouldn't fit in there anyway so he squeezes it through the window and then climbs in himself. Big climbs on the trunk, puts his feet in the holes and grabs the roof.

The only one still outside is Spork.

[Killer Karetsu]

Could I just carry the sheep? I'd really like to train them to pull a chariot

[knolli]

Are you sure you want to run along while the others go by car? Sorry if I over-interpreted your orders.

[Killer Karetsu]

I mean, can I be in the car and carry the sheep at the same time? If not then could the sheep fit in the trunk? I just want the sheep!

[lawmaster]

"say put sheep in window "when dog does close the window a little so the sheep stays there. Then start it up then drive

[Keldoclock]

If not then could the sheep fit in the trunk? I just want the sheep!

Stubby? I think you know what to do.

[stubby]

Does someone have wood for sheep

[knolli]

The trunk isn't big to begin with, and with the Bobbit, Big's feet and all the picnic stuff in there it is filled to the rim. Poor Bobbit has problems to breath. Big, wash your feet!^^ That's why I thought you would want to have the sheep with you on the back seat. But if Spork wants to get in there, too, it will get really crowded. It is a roadster, not a VW Bulli. If you want to save some space you can put your (or the sheep's) head out of the window - at your own risk. Another option would be to lash the sheep to the back of the car. *sing*: Uf de schwäb'sche Eisebahne gibt's gar viele Haltstatione...

[Killer Karetsu]

I think I almost got a new rank..
Hm. Alright. I'll tie the sheep to the car, though I think its gonna have a trauma because of this (oddly sensible orc) '
Dog am tie sheep to back of thing and am jump in the thing.

[stubby]

Stubby? I think you know what to do.

I think I almost got a new rank..

Oh THAT'S what you meant. Man, I'm so distracted lately I almost missed this one.

[Killer Karetsu]

After all these years...
(I shouldn't be complaining but I think "almost got a new rank" could have been better )