ORK!

[Scottsman]

I try and squeez into the car. If I can't fit, I will just hold onto the roof for dear life, my strength and fumble is pretty good.

[knolli]

So finally all the orcs somehow in or on the car. Pork kicks the pedal (11 vs. 6) and with a beautiful groar the roadster dashes forward. Not a moment too soon, because not only one but three angry trolls - the smallest is twice as big as Big - enter the clearing. They swing their clubs, curse and chase you, but they simply can't compete with the speed of an eight-cylinder. Soon they disappear behind the trees.
The world seems to fly by. Trees seem to move out of your way, as do all kinds of animals. Well, those that don't aren't animals any longer. The Heavy Metal booms out of the speakers. All Orks agree: "Dat am FUN!"
Following Dog's directions you soon see the familiar mountain rise up before you.

Home am near. But what am dat? Sour Men! Here?!? Many Sour Men. Sour Men on horseback! Sour Men with swords. Sour Men with Boom-Stick. Sour Men with white robes. Thick smoke am rising from village. Arrows am fly over palisade. HOME AM UNDER ATTACK!

[lawmaster]

After no consideration I run into the sour men and hopefully those trolls follow and kill sour men too. Also hit the button that makes light flash at left then run into sour men at right.

[Silverdream]

SLING DOSE BASTADS

[SnakeMittens]

Me am jump out kromgift and kill sour men!

[knolli]

After no consideration I run into the sour men and hopefully those trolls follow and kill sour men too. Also hit the button that makes light flash at left then run into sour men at right.

Ork Point!

Waiting for orders.

[Keldoclock]

My hammer am golf club and Sour Men am golf balls.


MOUNTED CHAAARGE!

[Killer Karetsu]

Dog am hide sheep to krom gift and den Dog am charge sour men! Imma make kebabs!

[Scottsman]

I swing my chain fast as I can and jump from the car at the first sour man in range.

[RagnarokRose]

Knolli? You rock. Keep it up.

[knolli]

The air is heavy with the smoke of gun powder and the noise of he battle. Young Lt. Spout's is content.
At first everything has gone as planned. With the first light of the morning he has given the order to attack the Ork village. There lazy bastards all have been sleeping at that time, some even dead drunk and lying in the streets. But to his surprise the Orks havgn't flet in panic once they saw his glorious advance as he had anticipated. Instead the instant they woke up the barbarians have fought back vehemently. They've fought without order, without discipline, but somehow they have forced the first wave to retreat. But that is only a minor setback. Orks are stupid brutes and in the end they will succumb to the trained forces of the 13th Brigade.
Then suddenly there is another noise mixing with the bangs of the muskets and the screams of the wounded. A mix of the cry of a demon and the beat of the drums of hell. He notices a black shadow dashing through the right flank faster than anything possibly could. To his shock he sees his loyal soldiers give in to fear when that fury of the night turns and charges again. This time it also spitting Orcs! "WHAT DEMON IS THAT?" Within seconds a third of the 2nd group was slain.
At that moment a helmet falls out of the sky landing directly to his feet. There is still a head in that helmet. Lt. Spout swollowes hard. "I have to stop this ...this Thing! Cromos be with us!" Lt. Spout thinks. "RESERVE, TO ME!" He could see the fear in the eyes of his subordinates, but he mustn't show any signs of doubt or they would desert him. "First line, pikes! Second line, load the musketes! Third line, prepare the Holy Orbs! We will blast this unholy abdomination back to oblivion. FOR CROMOS!"

Pork 15 vs. 8. Running Black Fury am easy. Sour Men so slow. Dey am make SPLAT. So fun!
Dog 16+3+10 vs. 10. Sour am hanging on spear. He not am move. Yummy kebab. Ork Point.
Dork 24+2-5 vs. 14. Firing out of window of movin' Car am hard. But Dork am master. Hah! You know you am hit, but not am sure if Sour Man am going down.
Big: 17+4+10 vs.14. Ladies and gentlemen, the new favorite, Big, enters the green. He is choosing his +4er Iron. He swings aaand.. What a hit! It flies. And flies.
Spork 6 vs. 4. Getting out of Black Racer not easy. Trunk am closed and open windows am small, but somehow get out the right moment to tackle a Sour Man (21 vs. 18). Now you am stand there surrounded by enemies while others am run off. Well, more prey for you.
Snork 8 vs. 2 You am climb out of window right after Spork (He am have window seat). Unlucky for you, the Black Racer am already gone by group of Sour Men. No enemies at close distance. But they am within sling distance. (14 vs. 9) You am hit one who am shooting boomstick. You am make him shoot at sun. Ha! Am serve sun right.

[Killer Karetsu]

Hahaha! This is awesome!
Dog am shout village (if they can hear, well, who cares): "You coward orks am come here fight! We am have Grom's gift!!"
Den Dog am grab sour man anywhere near to car and den beat the shit outta him!

[knolli]

Oh, I forgot: Big: Ork Point!

Hahaha! This is awesome!

Thanks

[lawmaster]

Destroy the people with holy orbs with the car and shout "Krom dis war and all who die sacrifices you am heal your holy gift" Then Drive the car straight into the armies master. (spend ork point on driving)

[Silverdream]

SLING SLING SLING