Evolution

For all those games that happen to not be BrikWars

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Post by naussica » Sun Sep 19, 2010 10:54 pm

Arr! It be talk like a pirate day!

Everyone manages to dodge the laser. RJ attempts to befreind the dark guardian. It clearly doesn't want to make any friends. It's center eye widens as it looks RJ right into his eyes. He be seeing horrible nightmares and be completly terrfied. Aye RJ, ye be stunned fer a turn! Ross looks for an alternate mean of attack, but can't find anything that can help fight the scallywag. Snake be taking cover behind a floorboard shield. The dark guardian slams it's hands on RJ. Even though he be paralyzed with fear, he still manages to get up.

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Post by RJ » Mon Sep 20, 2010 11:01 am

Alright, I know what's going on! Remember those other bosses we've fought, the mutant and the commander right? Whenever we almost die, the teleporting guy appears and saves our asses!

Who wants to go jump on a grenade with me?

I roll 115 for finding a shitload of explosives.
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Post by SnakeMittens » Mon Sep 20, 2010 5:42 pm

I said, CRAWL AROUND IT. So, I keep crawling like a turtle around its base. 18 rolled.

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Post by RagnarokRose » Mon Sep 20, 2010 7:05 pm

I saw into the floor, looking for industrial sized electric cables. 2. Damn.
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Post by naussica » Mon Sep 20, 2010 10:19 pm

RJ be frozen with fear and is stunned fer a turn. Snake crawls around the dark guardian. It turns around and grabs him, then crushes him, but Snake still lives thanks to the cykronium giving him and everyone else stronger physical capabilities. Then it throws him to a wall. "Ow, god! There has been to much of that happening!" shouts Snake. Ross looks for down power lines, but he be seeing nothing. The dark guardian fires an eye laser at Ross and hits him dead on.

Injury status:
Snake: greivous
Ross: major
RJ: healthy
Scott: healty
Orem: healthy
BFenix: healthy

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Post by SnakeMittens » Tue Sep 21, 2010 9:42 am

"Fuck this shit" I leave the room to look for a weapon that won't be useless, still holding my floorboard shield.

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Post by RJ » Tue Sep 21, 2010 10:17 am

I repeat my last orders.
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Post by RagnarokRose » Tue Sep 21, 2010 10:54 am

Get the heck outta there, back into the hall. 2
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Post by Scottsamn » Tue Sep 21, 2010 5:28 pm

RUN LIKE HELL! 13.
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Post by naussica » Tue Sep 21, 2010 10:19 pm

"RUN LIKE HELL!" screams Ross. The whole group attempts to flee. The dark guatdian lets out an ear piercing scream and... the exit gets covered with rubble. It then stabs RJ with one of it's claws, then pulls it out. RJ lives, but is in pain. He notices a black orb on his chest.

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Post by RJ » Wed Sep 22, 2010 1:22 pm

I inspect the black spot on my chest. I then try to cattleprod it off.

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Post by SnakeMittens » Wed Sep 22, 2010 6:04 pm

I throw some rubble at the beast. 10 rolled.

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Post by RagnarokRose » Wed Sep 22, 2010 6:12 pm

Take up a defensive posture and slice any arms that get near. 5.
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Post by naussica » Wed Sep 22, 2010 8:11 pm

Ross gets in a defensive stance ready to slice at the dark guardian if it attacks him. Snake throws some rubble at it, but all it does is piss it off. The black orb on RJ's chest opens into an eye! After a ferocious roar, it breaks RJ's achilles tendon! He cries out in pain. He trips, but regains his footing. He'll have a 50-50 chance of being able perform his actions until it heals. The dark guardian's eyes turn really red and the group hears a crackle of electricity.

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Post by SnakeMittens » Wed Sep 22, 2010 10:28 pm

Rip up some more floorboards and burrow into the floor for cover. 20 rolled!

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