Roll To Dodge: The Infinity Sword

Post by **Coximind** » Tue Sep 14, 2010 7:35 am

I go and attempt to help Warhead by punching him in the stomach.

Post by **Warhead** » Tue Sep 14, 2010 1:42 pm

[I have this nasty recurring feeling that whenever I piss ArkBrik off (normally when I call him Arky) I end up getting totally fucked up on his game, I'm not sure what the connection is but I'm beginning to just get an odd feeling there just might be something... nah, I had another chug of beer and it's passed. I could start playing seriously... wait!.. nope, that's gone too. Ah well. ]

Knowing I'm pretty much fucked and seeing I have nothing to lose I take great exception to Mastah Coximind's attack (which I hopefully Dodge) and try to offer my assistance in return by giving him a shave, with my Axe. ATTACK!

Post by **casundrud** » Tue Sep 14, 2010 5:49 pm

I pick up the two diamonds and the ration bar.

Post by **Arkbrik** » Fri Sep 17, 2010 2:13 pm

SpaceEngineer Keldoclock: I pick up the laser pistol and the pair of pants. I wield the pistol and wear the pants around my neck as a cape.

Result: 6 - Overshot

SpaceEngineer Keldoclock is more experienced, gaining 1 extra combat damage!

SpaceEngineer Keldoclock grabs the Laser Pistol and the Pair Of Pants. He ties the Pants around his neck real tight, taking 1 damage from strangling before he manages to loosen the knot.

Mastah Coximind: I go and attempt to help Warhead by punching him in the stomach.

Result: 4 - Success

Mastah Coximind finally leaves the kitchen and rushes to the engine room to punch his fellow knight in the stomach.

ROLL TO DODGE!

Result: 5 - Epic Success

Sir Warhead nimbly avoids Mastah Coximind's well-aimed punch, positioning himself for an extra powerful counterattack...

Sir Warhead: Knowing I'm pretty much fucked and seeing I have nothing to lose I take great exception to Mastah Coximind's attack (which I hopefully Dodge) and try to offer my assistance in return by giving him a shave, with my Axe. ATTACK!

Result: 1 - Epic Fail

Sir Warhead raises his Two-handed Axe, and brings it down on Mastah Coximind's head! But nothing happens. It seems Sir Warhead dropped the Axe at some point during the swing.

SpaceDude Kol: I pick up the two diamonds and the ration bar.

Result: 4 - Success

While people all around him do all kinds of stupid things, SpaceDude Kol pursues a sensible course of action: looting stuff.

Lord Aoffan is overwhelmed by the pleasure of wearing no pants and does nothing.

The following items are in the engine room:
Sah Ross' Corpse (3/6)
Spaceman Brik's Corpse
3 Swords
1 Two-handed Axe
1 Belt
1 Laser Pistol
1 Infinity Sword Map
1 Table Chunk
1 Purse
1 Container

Lord Aoffan
HP: 1/8
Combat Damage: D6
Inventory: Laser Pistol, Loyal Dog Wearing Bone Dog Armor, Suit Of Armor (4/6), 6 The Running Spider's Eyes, Lifelike Decoy, Mysterious Device (00:57:26), Purse With 6 Living Pieces Of Food and Purse With 20 Gold Coins

Mastah Coximind
HP: 4/6
Combat damage: D6/D6 (Bonus: +2)
Inventory: 2 Daggers, Longbow, Quiver With 20 Arrows, Spaceman Helmet (3/6), Leather Armor, Shield, Lighter and Hairspray (1/6)

Sir Warhead
HP: 4/8
Combat damage: D6 (Bonus: +2)
Inventory: Sword, Laser Pistol (Stuck In Intestines) Shield, Suit Of Armor, Diamond and 2 Purses With 10 Gold Coins Each

SpaceEngineer Keldoclock
HP: 2/6
Combat damage: D6 (Bonus: +1)
Inventory: Laser Pistol, Pants Cape, Small Robot and Container

SpaceDude Kol
HP: 6/6
Combat damage: D6/2D6
Inventory: Laser Pistol, Beamsaber, 2 Diamonds, Medkit, Ration Bar and Container With 106 Gold Coins

Post by **Warhead** » Fri Sep 17, 2010 6:18 pm

So, my fate is not mine to make. Very well, attempt to regurgitate the laser pistol by thinking of things that will trigger the gag reflex. Things unimaginably horrible to defy the need for description.

http://www.youtube.com/user/naussica21 · Post by **naussica** » Fri Sep 17, 2010 11:19 pm

Listening to Justin Bieber music? Wait that'll kill you...

Post by **aoffan23** » Sun Sep 19, 2010 12:58 pm

Screw pants, who needs 'em?

I cook two pieces of living food with my laser pistol, and them send them tumbling down into my belly.

Then I try to weld the swords together again, and pick up the belt.

Post by **Keldoclock** » Sun Sep 19, 2010 3:06 pm

I kindly ask my robot to fix up my injuries. Maybe he can give me totally badass cybernetic enhancements made of sex.

Post by **Arkbrik** » Tue Sep 21, 2010 2:36 am

Sir Warhead: So, my fate is not mine to make. Very well, attempt to regurgitate the laser pistol by thinking of things that will trigger the gag reflex. Things unimaginably horrible to defy the need for description.

Result: 3 - Meager Success

Sir Warhead considers the horrors of the universe, and throws up! The Laser Pistol comes out, along with a Half Digested Ration Bar. Due to this Sir Warhead loses 1 of his regained HP.

Lord Aoffan: I cook two pieces of living food with my laser pistol, and them send them tumbling down into my belly.

Then I try to weld the swords together again, and pick up the belt.

Result: 4 - Success

Lord Aoffan fries two Living Pieces Of Food with a few quick Laser Pistol blasts. Confident that they are now free of Flesh-eating Mold, he devours them and regains 2 HP. He picks up his Belt from the floor, gathers the three Swords, and welds them together with more laser blasts, creating a Triple Sword! This unique weapon rolls 3D6 for damage and uses the highest result.

SpaceEngineer Keldoclock: I kindly ask my robot to fix up my injuries. Maybe he can give me totally badass cybernetic enhancements made of sex.

Result: 2 - Fail

SpaceEngineer Keldoclock's Small Robot is apparently not built for medical purposes.

SpaceDude Kol and Mastah Coximind are staring into the wall, gripped by the same unwillingness to proceed as everyone else.

The following items are in the engine room:
Sah Ross' Corpse (3/6)
Spaceman Brik's Corpse
1 Two-handed Axe
1 Laser Pistol
1 Laser Pistol (Covered In Sir Warhead Slime)
1 Half Digested Ration Bar (Covered In Sir Warhead Slime)
1 Infinity Sword Map
1 Table Chunk
1 Purse
1 Container

Lord Aoffan
HP: 3/8
Combat Damage: D6/(b.o.3)D6
Inventory: Laser Pistol, Triple Sword, Loyal Dog Wearing Bone Dog Armor, Suit Of Armor (4/6), 6 The Running Spider's Eyes, Lifelike Decoy, Mysterious Device (00:56:53), Purse With 4 Living Pieces Of Food, Belt and Purse With 20 Gold Coins

Mastah Coximind
HP: 4/6
Combat damage: D6/D6 (Bonus: +2)
Inventory: 2 Daggers, Longbow, Quiver With 20 Arrows, Spaceman Helmet (3/6), Leather Armor, Shield, Lighter and Hairspray (1/6)

Sir Warhead
HP: 3/8
Combat damage: D6 (Bonus: +2)
Inventory: Sword, Shield, Suit Of Armor, Diamond and 2 Purses With 10 Gold Coins Each

SpaceEngineer Keldoclock
HP: 2/6
Combat damage: D6 (Bonus: +1)
Inventory: Laser Pistol, Pants Cape, Small Robot and Container

SpaceDude Kol
HP: 6/6
Combat damage: D6/2D6
Inventory: Laser Pistol, Beamsaber, 2 Diamonds, Medkit, Ration Bar and Container With 106 Gold Coins

Post by **Coximind** » Tue Sep 21, 2010 8:25 am

I know what'll help Warhead! The J+B element! I go and look for some.

Post by **aoffan23** » Sat Sep 25, 2010 2:05 pm

I pick up the container, open it up, and put it upside-down on my head. I then proceed back up the ladder towards the weapons room.

Also, until I put pants on, I shall be known as Lord Aoffan the Exhibitionist.

Post by **Keldoclock** » Sat Sep 25, 2010 10:17 pm

closing my eyes and glad that minifigs lack noses, I wipe off the warhead slime and eat the half digested ration bar. I also grab the map, we may need it.

Post by **Warhead** » Sun Sep 26, 2010 8:35 am

Warhead slime... isn't puke. I've been busy.

Pick up the pistol and proceed to search the room.

Post by **casundrud** » Mon Sep 27, 2010 3:57 pm

I search the room as well.

Post by **Arkbrik** » Tue Sep 28, 2010 12:20 pm

Mastah Coximind: I know what'll help Warhead! The J+B element! I go and look for some.

Result: 2 - Fail

Mastah Coximind decides to find the J+B Element. But where to look? He ponders this for a while.

Lord Aoffan: I pick up the container, open it up, and put it upside-down on my head. I then proceed back up the ladder towards the weapons room.

Also, until I put pants on, I shall be known as Lord Aoffan the Exhibitionist.

Result: 4 - Success

Lord Aoffan the Exhibitionist puts the Container on his head and climbs up to the balcony, where he enters the Weapons C1 - C2 room.

The room is very large, and mostly filled with two giant metal cylinders (though not as large as the one in the Engine room) continuing through the left and right wall, respectively. The one to the left is labelled C1, while the one to the right is labelled C2. Both of them have lot of pipes and cables coming out of them, and before each (in the middle of the room) are two waist-high pillars, where most of the cables seem to end. On the top of each is a socket. The left pillar's socket has a Diamond in it, of the same type already encountered by the group. A green light is shining next to the socket. The socket on the right pillar is empty, and a red light is shining next to that.

SpaceEngineer Keldoclock: closing my eyes and glad that minifigs lack noses, I wipe off the warhead slime and eat the half digested ration bar. I also grab the map, we may need it.

Result: 6 - Overshot

SpaceEngineer Keldoclock is more experienced, gaining 1 extra combat damage!

Sir Warhead Slime is probably nutritious, so SpaceEngineer Keldoclock does not bother with cleaning off the Half Digested Ration Bar before swallowing it. The resultant battle of bodily fluids in his stomach negates any positive effects from the Ration Bar. He also picks up the Infinity Sword Map.

Sir Warhead: Warhead slime... isn't puke. I've been busy.

Pick up the pistol and proceed to search the room.

Result: 2 - Fail

Besides all the loot lying around in plain sight, Sir Warhead can't find anything of interest in the Engine room. He picks up a Laser Pistol to console himself.

SpaceDude Kol: I search the room as well.

Result: 1 - Epic Fail

SpaceDude Kol is absolutely certain that there is nothing of value in this room. To rectify this, he throws some Gold Coins on the floor.

The following items are in the engine room:
Sah Ross' Corpse (3/6)
Spaceman Brik's Corpse
1 Two-handed Axe
1 Laser Pistol (Covered In Sir Warhead Slime)
1 Table Chunk
1 Purse
3 Gold Coins

The following items are in the weapons (C1 - C2) room:
1 Diamond

Lord Aoffan the Exhibitionist
HP: 3/8
Combat Damage: D6/(b.o.3)D6
Inventory: Laser Pistol, Triple Sword, Container (On Head), Loyal Dog Wearing Bone Dog Armor, Suit Of Armor (4/6), 6 The Running Spider's Eyes, Lifelike Decoy, Mysterious Device (00:56:53), Purse With 4 Living Pieces Of Food, Belt and Purse With 20 Gold Coins

Mastah Coximind
HP: 4/6
Combat damage: D6/D6 (Bonus: +2)
Inventory: 2 Daggers, Longbow, Quiver With 20 Arrows, Spaceman Helmet (3/6), Leather Armor, Shield, Lighter and Hairspray (1/6)

Sir Warhead
HP: 3/8
Combat damage: D6/D6 (Bonus: +2)
Inventory: Sword, Laser Pistol, Shield, Suit Of Armor, Diamond and 2 Purses With 10 Gold Coins Each

SpaceEngineer Keldoclock
HP: 2/6
Combat damage: D6 (Bonus: +2)
Inventory: Laser Pistol, Pants Cape, Small Robot, Infinity Sword Map and Container

SpaceDude Kol
HP: 6/6
Combat damage: D6/2D6
Inventory: Laser Pistol, Beamsaber, 2 Diamonds, Medkit, Ration Bar and Container With 103 Gold Coins