Paranoia

Post by **birdman** » Sat Oct 24, 2009 8:09 am

I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!

First off, I want to apologize for being absent for the past few weeks. I know it's been a hassle, but it just couldn't be avoided. I won't bore you with the details (but I was in jail, for all of you who are curious), and now we can continue with our campaign.

In the interests of my players, I've made the executive decision to ignore all your orders. Everyone ends up in sector Delta at R&D. Trust me, the way it was going, we would never have gotten to Delta.
Anyway, you're all standing inside this lab. A scientist is asking each of you (i.e., PM me for this) what you need for your mission. He also says that in addition to your requested equipment, you will also receive some experimental equipment for you to test during your mission.

Cycle 5 (I think) orders now being accepted.

Post by **Warhead** » Sat Oct 24, 2009 10:17 am

Yay! You made it back. What was it this time? Did the Po-po grab you leering through the window at the old folks home again?

Orders in.

Post by **birdman** » Sat Oct 24, 2009 12:37 pm

I was falsely accused of embezzlement. Had to go in the cooler for a couple of weeks while my lawyers sorted it out.

Post by **Warhead** » Sat Oct 24, 2009 1:23 pm

Did Mr Salami check in at the bum cheek hotel?

Post by **birdman** » Sat Oct 24, 2009 1:49 pm

Post by **Warhead** » Sat Oct 24, 2009 4:36 pm

What?.. I'm just concerned for a friend. No need to get all booty bothered... oops, sorry.

Post by **Gorchek** » Sun Oct 25, 2009 11:26 am

Alright, now that I'm geared, who's coming with me for the recon?

Post by **Warhead** » Sun Oct 25, 2009 12:10 pm

I'm up for some triping over and causing lots of noise failed saves. I'll go!

Post by **birdman** » Tue Oct 27, 2009 4:59 pm

Now that you are all kitted out with your new gear, you head back to the tram station in order to catch a tram to Phi (or wherever it is the Mutant Commie Traitors are, I've forgotten). Nitewatchman appears to be wearing an absolutely huge day-glo pink jumpsuit that keeps falling down.

It’s taking quite a while for the tram to get here, it’s been almost an hour. Looking around, you all see an intercom on the wall with a push-to-talk system and a placard with the words ‘Tram Service Associate’ printed on it. Right next to it is a door marked as ‘Emergency Outdoor Exit – alarm will ring’. Right next to that is another door marked ‘Foot Access – Sectors Gamma through Phi’.

Now taking orders for cycle six.

Post by **Warhead** » Tue Oct 27, 2009 5:31 pm

Orders in.

...Let Chaos Rain!

Post by **Warhead** » Tue Oct 27, 2009 6:01 pm

I've checked with the operator and the trains screwed, looks like we're walking.

But before we do there's something important I have to do...

"Nightwatchman, why are you dressed like a twat?"

Post by **Nitewatchman** » Tue Oct 27, 2009 6:59 pm

Warhead wrote:I've checked with the operator and the trains screwed, looks like we're walking.

But before we do there's something important I have to do...

"Nightwatchman, why are you dressed like a twat?"

To which I respond, "You know how it goes. With this jumpsuit on, all the cars will see me and know to swerve!"

I then walk over to the Foot Access door, inspect it for traps or sinister devices, and then open it, calling to the others, "Come, gentlemen, let's get our cardio in!"

Post by **Gorchek** » Thu Oct 29, 2009 9:30 am

"You mean, swerve toward you? At least you'll make a good decoy."

(adjust his laser rifle before following Warhead.)

Post by **birdman** » Thu Oct 29, 2009 6:00 pm

You all take the long way around to Phi. After about a half an hour of walking you come to a T-Intersection. The left hand has a sign reading 'Phi'. The right hand has a sign reading 'Water Suppy + Meeting Rooms'. What do you do?

Now accepting cycle 7 orders.

Post by **Warhead** » Fri Oct 30, 2009 10:04 am

Tricky Mutants have gone and switched the signs no doubt, I'm for going right, what about the rest of you?