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ATTN: EVE Online Players
Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2015 5:01 am
by Vami IV
Are there any ships that DON'T look like floating piles of shit (Megathron excluded)?
Re: ATTN: EVE Online Players
Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2015 11:58 am
by dilanski
Talking shit about EVE? Dilanski ultracunt mode ACTIVATED.
Oracle
Stratios
Dragoon
Algos
Venture
Providence
Garmur
Nightmare
And to add a point. Your opinion of what makes a pretty starship is entirely subjective Halo boy. And just remember, Eve's 5KM long floating shits:
Are worth more than you'll probably pay for your first car.
Re: ATTN: EVE Online Players
Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2015 2:19 pm
by Vami IV
Amarr Battleship

Gross.
Stratios

a refreshing change
Dragoon

blech
Algos
http://images5.alphacoders.com/370/370298.jpg
Venture
http://gamingshogun.com/wp-content/uplo ... 1812_o.jpg
meh
Providence
Garmur
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-sebcGGMfKrI/U ... Garmur.jpg
oooooooooh.... pretty....
Nightmare (A ship Dilanski has modeled a ship on before)
http://eve.aeonoftime.com/wp-content/up ... _Space.jpg
*projectile vomiting*
Re: ATTN: EVE Online Players
Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2015 2:52 pm
by dilanski
>Implying anything you've ever made has been better.
Re: ATTN: EVE Online Players
Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2015 4:26 pm
by Vami IV
dilanski wrote:>Implying anything you've ever made has been better.
>implying you can say that either
Re: ATTN: EVE Online Players
Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2015 4:58 pm
by dilanski
Vami IV wrote:dilanski wrote:>Implying anything you've ever made has been better.
>implying you can say that either
I never claimed to.
Re: ATTN: EVE Online Players
Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2015 5:54 pm
by Vami IV
ok...
for clarification all I was saying is that literally 99% of the ships in EVE are ugly pieces of shit (apparently intentionally)
Re: ATTN: EVE Online Players
Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2015 7:19 pm
by dilanski
Vami IV wrote:ok...
for clarification all I was saying is that literally 99% of the ships in EVE are ugly pieces of shit (apparently intentionally)
There are 302 pilotable ships within EVE-Online, meaning you'd only need to pick out 4 good looking ships for more than 1% of them to be pretty. Of the 8 shown to you, you were positive towards 3, and you also mentioned the Megathron, making 4. So your 99% statistic is out.
Now, I'm going to guess you don't have time to look over 302 internet spaceships and form a subjective opinion on whether or not you like each of them. And ultimately one 12 year olds subjective opinion on what makes a good looking starship is ultimately irrelevant, seeing as every single person will have a different opinion on the matter.
In short. Useless bait thread is useless.
Re: ATTN: EVE Online Players
Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2015 8:12 pm
by Vami IV
the aim of this thread was to find any ships in the game that aren't eye cancer. Thread successful as I found 1 *2 more pretty ship.
Re: ATTN: EVE Online Players
Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2015 2:02 pm
by aoffan23
Fight fight fight! Kiss kiss kiss!
Re: ATTN: EVE Online Players
Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2015 3:16 pm
by dilanski
aoffan23 wrote:Fight fight fight! Kiss kiss kiss!
This is how I basically imagined the dynamic in "The fault in our Brikwars", the VamixColette BrikFic that I was pleaded to stop writing.
Re: ATTN: EVE Online Players
Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2015 6:43 pm
by Vami IV
dilanski wrote:aoffan23 wrote:Fight fight fight! Kiss kiss kiss!
This is how I basically imagined the dynamic in "The fault in our Brikwars", the VamixColette BrikFic that I was pleaded to stop writing.
Can you rewrite me to be a futa?
Re: ATTN: EVE Online Players
Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2015 7:52 pm
by dilanski
Vami IV wrote:dilanski wrote:aoffan23 wrote:Fight fight fight! Kiss kiss kiss!
This is how I basically imagined the dynamic in "The fault in our Brikwars", the VamixColette BrikFic that I was pleaded to stop writing.
Can you rewrite me to be a futa?
Well, in the original draft, you and Colette met a a VA (Virgins Anonymous) meeting, so It wouldn't make much sense for you to have boobs.
Re: ATTN: EVE Online Players
Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2015 9:03 pm
by Vami IV
alright then make me a SJW mangina
Re: ATTN: EVE Online Players
Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2015 12:46 pm
by dilanski
Vami IV wrote:alright then make me a SJW mangina
Actually, I believe Airports law is foreshadowing a mass cult suicide when the mangina's inevitably get no pussy. Think Heaven's Gate, only more beta males and hair-dye. They think if they destroy the patriarchy literally, then skeleton's will like them. If they are still here when I could legally set a story between you and colette (2020?), then I'd be surprised.