Evolution

http://www.youtube.com/user/naussica21 · Post by **naussica** » Thu Jun 17, 2010 10:26 pm

I got this idea from Birdman's games. You roll a d20 die, and post the result, and I do the rest. Now, onto the story.

Inside a governnent facility outside of Roswell New Mexico, scientists have discovered a new element, a mineral called cykronium. Scientists think it can be used as an alternate energy source. After some tests, they found that their theories were right. The cykronium powered the whole facility. The whole project was kept secret within the facility due to the high risk of nuclear meltdowns. It was even kept hidden from the government. Everything went well... until one day, the worse-case-scenario happened, a nuclear meltdown. The meltdown was so powerful, it started destroying the facility from the inside. And worse yet, caused a dimensional rift that brought a hostile alien species called the Korban. The Korban mercilessly killed scientists. No one could stop them... except for some research associates who were exposed to a high level of cykronium radiation. Instead of killing them like normal radiation, it gave them the ability to grow weapons from their limbs. They're called cykrons. And they have to stop the Korbans before they escape the facility.

To sign up, say your forum name, and tell me what weapon you want to grow out of your arms OR legs. And I'll generate your stats with my result-o-tron (d20 die).

Post by **birdman** » Fri Jun 18, 2010 1:54 pm

I wish to grow a giant pink sharpened dildo out of my penis, or, failing that, my left hand.

Post by **BFenix** » Fri Jun 18, 2010 6:17 pm

BFenix
minigun arm!

http://www.youtube.com/user/naussica21 · Post by **naussica** » Fri Jun 18, 2010 6:53 pm

@Birdman: The whole reason it's ARMS OR LEGS is because I didn't want any cock jokes! You can have it out of your weapon out of your left hand.

@BFenix: You got it right.

Post by **birdman** » Fri Jun 18, 2010 7:36 pm

naussica wrote:@IVhorseman: The whole reason it's ARMS OR LEGS is because I didn't want any cock jokes! You can have it out of your weapon out of your left hand.

Did you just mix me up with IV?

http://www.youtube.com/user/naussica21 · Post by **naussica** » Sat Jun 19, 2010 9:56 pm

birdman wrote:
naussica wrote:@IVhorseman: The whole reason it's ARMS OR LEGS is because I didn't want any cock jokes! You can have it out of your weapon out of your left hand.
Did you just mix me up with IV?

Oh shi-, how the fuck did that happen? Sorry about that Birdman.

Post by **Scottsamn** » Sat Jun 19, 2010 11:57 pm

Scottsamn
a .500 magnum for my right hand. best use for that gun: killing god.

http://www.youtube.com/user/naussica21 · Post by **naussica** » Sun Jun 20, 2010 9:30 pm

Birdman, I'll just make your weapon a big sword.

http://www.youtube.com/user/naussica21 · Post by **naussica** » Mon Jun 21, 2010 9:40 pm

Okay, let's get started!

You all wake up inside the test chamber where everything happened. You look around the destroyed room to find dead bodies and see the room destroyed. You hear a strange noise. What are going to do?

Post by **Scottsamn** » Mon Jun 21, 2010 10:00 pm

I make sure my gun is loaded, then check the door.

Post by **BFenix** » Tue Jun 22, 2010 9:50 am

I wake up like: "WTF, I have a minigun for an arm! Cool..."

I spin out my minigun, ready to face any foe that might emerge from the source of the noise

Post by RJ » Tue Jun 22, 2010 11:48 am

RJ
KNIFE EYES! Or if not, AK47 Left Leg.

Please can I be the person behind the door who will help the rest?

Please?

http://www.youtube.com/user/naussica21 · Post by **naussica** » Tue Jun 22, 2010 5:14 pm

RJ emerges from some rubble wondering what happened. BFenix wakes up wondering WTF happened just like RJ. Birdman helps RJ up. Scottsamn readies his gun and opens the door. He spots a wierd humanoid figure with rotten skin cannibalizing off of a dead scientist. He turns and spots Scottsamn. The figure releases a ferocious, hunter-like roar and leaps at him. Scottsamn, roll a d20 die to see if you can dodge it. Everone else, send in your actions.

Post by **BFenix** » Tue Jun 22, 2010 6:10 pm

If Scot dodges, I fill the zombie freak up with bullets... If not, I run at it and punch it the point of my minigun BEFORE it has a chance to bite Scot!

Post by **Scottsamn** » Tue Jun 22, 2010 7:42 pm

I rolled an 8. please let me shoot its face off.