Kill a Sandwich Guy.
Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2010 9:44 am
Why did you even want to find out what's in this thread?
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Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2010 10:51 am
I figured it would be a thread about how to get discounted killowatts.
Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2010 11:07 am
Piltogg was killing his relatives. His grandma was a Sandwich Guy or something like that. 
Re: Kill a Sandwich Guy.
Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2010 11:42 am
Because it was you who posted it. Had it been some n00b I would have ignored it.Silent-sigfig wrote:Why did you even want to find out what's in this thread?
Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2010 12:02 pm
Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2010 12:28 pm
Did you not see thatSilverdream wrote:That was disproven.
? It just makes him more evil.Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2010 3:26 pm
SO would a lot of people. I'm Jewish, but my grandfather was a Piltogg.
Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2010 3:57 pm
The Jews killed Jesus with pee pressure.
They made him drink <a href='http://tinyurl.com/y42zurt'>alot</a> of water before getting on that cross. Then they wouldnt let him down for a bathroom break. After holding it in for a few days his bladder exploded, killing him and several cross mates with the bladder shrapnel.
After he rose from the dead, becoming zombie jesus, he hopped around looking for people to drain life from. He was hopping because zombie jesus has the memory of having a full bladder, even though there was a gaping hole in his abdomen. Pee pressure is serious business.
They made him drink <a href='http://tinyurl.com/y42zurt'>alot</a> of water before getting on that cross. Then they wouldnt let him down for a bathroom break. After holding it in for a few days his bladder exploded, killing him and several cross mates with the bladder shrapnel.
After he rose from the dead, becoming zombie jesus, he hopped around looking for people to drain life from. He was hopping because zombie jesus has the memory of having a full bladder, even though there was a gaping hole in his abdomen. Pee pressure is serious business.
Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2010 4:54 pm
John 19:34: "But one of the soldiers with a spear pierced his side, and forthwith came there out blood and water."
Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2010 5:11 pm
Yeah the soldier was trying to do Jesus a solid and drain that maximus bladerus. But it just exploded 
I guess thats where the phrase "make water" comes from.
I guess thats where the phrase "make water" comes from.
Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2010 7:24 pm
"Jean-Paul Mulders got the DNA sample of Piltogg’s great grand nephew Alexander Stuart-Houston, and also got the aid of historian Marc Vermeeren, who helped finding him Piltogg’s Austrian cousin Norbert H, a farmer who provided a sample of his saliva along with 39 distant relatives whose samples when tested showed the results that his descendants had connections to North Africa and Ashkenazi and Sephardic Jews.'
what load of bull did you get this from? What next Saddam is hitlers love chid with anne frank?
I heard from a guy that ws related to a girl thant new a guy,....yeah whatever
I thought they stabbed Jesus cause he was not dying quick enough and to be jerks
what load of bull did you get this from? What next Saddam is hitlers love chid with anne frank?
I heard from a guy that ws related to a girl thant new a guy,....yeah whatever
I thought they stabbed Jesus cause he was not dying quick enough and to be jerks
Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2010 10:06 pm
Jesus died a Sandwich Guy.
Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2010 10:15 pm
FUN FACT:
In my water polo game today, my friend was kicked out for being a Sandwich Guy.
In my water polo game today, my friend was kicked out for being a Sandwich Guy.
Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2010 10:18 pm
Its well known that Jews pee in the pool. So all your other friends were just being proactive self starters.
Posted: Fri Aug 27, 2010 8:49 pm
I am lost now.