BrikZork

Post by RJ » Sat Apr 30, 2011 11:06 am

Robot Monkey wrote:RJ, you are now banned from ordering.

Aw... Come on! Really?

Post by **Robot Monkey** » Sat Apr 30, 2011 11:47 am

RJ wrote:
Robot Monkey wrote:RJ, you are now banned from ordering.
Aw... Come on! Really?

Yes. I will not tolerate orders of that nature.

Post by RJ » Sat Apr 30, 2011 12:09 pm

This is a brikwars Zork game, so you're against divine pleasuring?

How do you think Demi-God's are born?

Post by **Robot Monkey** » Sat Apr 30, 2011 12:27 pm

RJ wrote:This is a brikwars Zork game, so you're against divine pleasuring?

How do you think Demi-God's are born?

I'm trying to keep it clean. I was thinking of letting you order again, until you started bitching. You're still banned from ordering.

Post by **jmatthew** » Sat Apr 30, 2011 12:29 pm

Basically when you try to play the game in a way that the Robotic Monkey doesn't like, you either get banned from ordering or berated for not doing what he wanted and he just doesn't acknowledge your order.
Thus far, I'm not seeing very much "Brikwars" spirit in this game, and only a thin surface of "Zork."

Post by RJ » Sat Apr 30, 2011 12:54 pm

Yeah. I say we start a riot.

Post by **Tzan** » Sat Apr 30, 2011 1:44 pm

jmatthew wrote: Thus far, I'm not seeing very much "Brikwars" spirit in this game, and only a thin surface of "Zork."

You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

Post by **enders_shadow** » Sat Apr 30, 2011 4:00 pm

> attack yourself, and try to cause some form of disagreement with the autonomous primate (then ask bearclaw to give you one bear arm and attack the OTC to it with magick)

Post by **Killer Karetsu** » Sat Apr 30, 2011 4:23 pm

Ask for a bear cavarly regiment. And a cave bear to ride on.

Post by **jmatthew** » Sat Apr 30, 2011 5:22 pm

Now it's starting to sound ossum....

Post by **Robot Monkey** » Sat Apr 30, 2011 6:52 pm

Killer Karetsu wrote:Ask for a bear cavarly regiment. And a cave bear to ride on.

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 Location: Forest

You return from the spirit world with a regiment of bear cavalry, each packing a machine gun. You also have one bear to ride yourself.

Post by **Pwnerade** » Sat Apr 30, 2011 7:42 pm

You can't bear arms while you have bear arms? This is against my rights.

Post by **enders_shadow** » Sat Apr 30, 2011 11:54 pm

I agree... we have the right to bears arms!

Post by **jmatthew** » Sun May 01, 2011 1:00 am

enders_shadow wrote:I agree... we have the right to bears arms!

I wrote a poem about that very thing once....

>Wild shape into a dire polar bear.

Post by **RedShirt** » Tue May 03, 2011 5:19 pm

> Do not start a riot.

Also

> Ride the bears into the house and maul the grue inside.