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Long story short;
Meet the Pyro Is finally here.
"PyroVision googles" will be gifted to you if you play TF2 before 5th July.
And they are awesome.

Curse you Valve, you ruined my headcanon about RED Pyro being an ax crazy badass Latino lesbian!

People are seeing female gender icons in the clouds, so that headcanon may still be intact. After all, the "I fear no man" line sounds... familiar...

Ross_Varn wrote:People are seeing female gender icons in the clouds, so that headcanon may still be intact. After all, the "I fear no man" line sounds... familiar...

Or Valve's just trolling.

Either way, I absolutely love the video.

Valve trolling? HAH!

End of valve's conference E3 2013:
"And as we wrap up I'd like to tell you..."
*Big 3 appears behind gabe*
*Crowd goes wild*
*Big E appears in front of the 3"
"Have a nice E3!"

Alternate punchline- "Three new hats for TF2!". This circulated for a while before E3... and yet we still keep getting "leaks" on the subject. I just want to see how it ends, dammit! Death of the Author doesn't take over in this instance!

Ross_Varn wrote:People are seeing female gender icons in the clouds, so that headcanon may still be intact. After all, the "I fear no man" line sounds... familiar...

Oh I'm not saying she CAN'T be a Latino Lesbian anymore, there just isn't any way for her to be an ax-crazy badass one who lights things on fire to watch them burn!

Now, she's ether a Cloudcuckoolander who's completely disconnected from reality, snuffs too much Nitrous Oxide, or both.

Ross_Varn wrote: After all, the "I fear no man" line sounds... familiar...

Whiteagle wrote:Now, she's ether a Cloudcuckoolander who's completely disconnected from reality, snuffs too much Nitrous Oxide, or both.

I dunno. Maybe it's just a colorful metaphor for what she really sees?

mgb519 wrote:

Whiteagle wrote:Now, she's ether a Cloudcuckoolander who's completely disconnected from reality, snuffs too much Nitrous Oxide, or both.

I dunno. Maybe it's just a colorful metaphor for what she really sees?

Nah, my version practically orgasmed at the thought of watching people burn, so I don't think she was imagining playing innocently with cherubs...

I cannot believe you just missed that.

Whiteagle wrote:

Ross_Varn wrote:People are seeing female gender icons in the clouds, so that headcanon may still be intact. After all, the "I fear no man" line sounds... familiar...

Oh I'm not saying she CAN'T be a Latino Lesbian anymore, there just isn't any way for her to be an ax-crazy badass one who lights things on fire to watch them burn!

Now, she's ether a Cloudcuckoolander who's completely disconnected from reality, snuffs too much Nitrous Oxide, or both.

Okay, that's it, no more TVtropes for you.