location: the rainy mountains, oddworld
WALLACE: ''sarge, why are we out here guarding a small mountain pass into alliance territory, when very few people know it exists?''
SARGE:''because as soldiers of the alliance, it is our duty to protect our proud nation."
BOB THE TALKING SKULL IN A JAR: ''ha! your out here so you can get military benefits without having to fight, and so you can sell the extra weapons command sends us on the black market!''
SARGE:'' er,WHATS THAT, I can't HERE YOU LALALA''
GREG:'' well, at least the lack of fighting protects my marvelous face from disfigurement.''
RANDY:'' i hate it, not enough people to murder, sometimes i hope we get attacked.''
TT-70:''the chances of us being attacked are 134 to 1''
SARGE:''really? what an interesting fact! NOW EVERYONE SHUT UP AND GET BACK TO WORK!''
EVERYONE ELSE: (grumbles)
WALLACE:'' oh! if those guys over there arent here to kill us they must be an ice cream truck!''
CAPTIAN BRIKBEARD:''arrgh! surrender now, and i may yet spare ye lives!''
SARGE:''oh shi-''
THE UNDEAD: ''gggrrroooaaannn''
SARGE:''oh, you've got to be kidding.''
DARTH MALIKUS:'' muhaha! soon i shall lead my droid army through the pass and into alliance territory!''
SARGE:''seriously?!""
OVERVEIW:
FACTIONS:
THE SQUAD: 7 heroes without heroic ego, only sarge rolls a d10, the rest roll d8's and can only attempt feats every other turn.(if this doesn't work out, i may tweak it)
OBJECTIVE: prevent enemy units from entering the pass, if they can do this for six turns, they win. (Played by legomc)
NOTICE: all other factions have the same main objective, (but some may have secondarys) this objective is to get as many units as possible through the mountain pass, but remember, THE ASSAULTING FACTIONS ARE ALSO COMPETING AGAINST ONE ANOTHER.
PIRATES: 1 hero (captain brikbeard) 7 pirates with assorted weapons, all pirates have +1 health due to their rough nature
(played by vami IV)
THE UNDEAD: 1 hero (skeletel champion, with heavy armor) 7 skeleton spear-men, 2 skeletons with light armor and halberds, 2 undying knights with light armor and crossbows. (Played by noahfq88)
PITH LORD DARTH MALIKUS AND HIS DROIDS: 1 hero(darth malikus) 8 battle droids, 4 super battle droids (have heavy armor) and two mandolorian body guards (light armor) (Played by m220)
SECRET FACTION: (arrives at the end of turn 3) (played by mgb)
all heros have 3 hp
Grr