Get that Anitimmortalium! Turn 3:

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Trattoria(Played by Colette)



"Hey" says Colonel Tonk. "Want to ally with us?"

"Sure." says Clint

UNITED SYSTEMS ALLIANCE AND TRATTORIA ARE TEMPORARILY ALLIED



Tonk then Draws a bead on the Omega Shard(passing all the redshirts), and fires!



The feat is successful...



...the damage even more so!



The Omega Shard goes down, leaking hot, black ichor all over the grass.



The drones all move up and fire on the heavy, but his armor absorbs the only shot that hits him.

Space Pirates(Played by Duerer)



"YARR! DUEL ME, TRATT!"



"k." replies Tonk, filled with confidence after already killing one hero.



Overconfidence, it seems. Thankfully a drone redshirts for her, losing an arm and a leg in the process.



TNT guy throws!



KABOOM! Three Legionnaires are killed, and the killdozer takes a point of damage.



The rest of the Pirates advance, those within range firing.



Two more Legionnaires go down.

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VOL(Played by RedRover)



The Volkyrie decapitates the Mafioso.



One Warrior provides cover fire as the other three sprint to the helipad.



He kills a USA trooper.



One Warrior makes it onto the pad, while another makes it into the hallway.



The third one make it all the way into the Hospital.

Space Mafia(Played by Scratch)



Slick tries to do some fancy briefcase-swapping feat, but critfails and flubs it.



In fact, he flubs it so poorly that the briefcase lands on the roof.

SPACE MAFIA NO LONGER HAVE THE BRIEFCASE



Wasting no time, he and the last Mafioso sprint into the hospital.



The corrupt cop keeps running.

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United Systems Alliance(Played by Sir Sporktimus)



Finally in range, the smartgunner opens fire.



Two Warriors go down.



This squad gets back in the Statesman



The USA then begins to move into the city.



"Oh look, a ramp!"



The Chief swoops over the briefcase, preparing response fire. The Comedians feat continues to be successful.



Lund grabs a computer screen to use as a makeshift weapon.



He then shoves past the mafia and heads upstars...



..."Hey there..."



Clint and Harris follow in, missing every shot.

Bavaria(Played by Silverdream)



These Soldats move up and, seeing no targets, prepare response fire. The disrupted knights that I forgot about lay on the ground. Next turn they get double movement, and I'll let Bavaria go first.



The other Soldats defend the front of the store as von Blatt slams his magic staff into the ground.



A wave of earth moves through the ground and up, flipping the Killdozer onto Tonk and Long John Laser.



The crippled Drone sacrifices itself to save Tonk. Long John Laser critfails his redshirt roll and gets crushed to death.

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Immortal Empire(Played by Valiant)



The Phalanx keeps their streak of killing named characters up by shooting Clint. Meanwhile the heavy reloads.



The file of Legionnaires in the red building attacks Tonk



Another red shirt saves her.



The flamethrower sprints towards the pirates.



Followed by the Spider Tank, which opens fire on the Pirates. The Pirates with response actions either run or shoot at it. The shot misses, and those who can run don't make it far. Fortunately the machinegun on the tank critfails and jams.

Secret Faction 2: Eldorrian Marines(Played by Bfenix)



Secret Faction 2 has entered the battle!

Civilians(Stumble die)



The mad surgeon comes out of the operating room.



She attacks a mafioso, but crifails the damage.

OVERVIEWS

































TRATTORIA-USA inevitable backstab pool: 1


SEND IN ORDERS!

[RedRover]

The Vol have just sucked it hard this game.

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Since I thought it would clear things up, here are the Remaining units for each faction:


VOL: 2 Warriors, One Volkyrie

Mafia: 2 Corrupt Cops, 1 Hero, 1 Mafioso

Immortals: 1 Spider Tank+1 pilot, 1 Killdozer(3/4 hp, tipped over)+1pilot, 5 Legionnaires, 1 Pyroclast, 5 Phalanxes, 1 Centurion.

Trattoria: 1 Hero, 1 Drone

Bavaria: 1 Hero, 7 Soldats, 4 Knights

Eldorria: 1 Hero, 10 Marines

Space Pirates: 6 Pirates

United Systems Alliance: 1 Hero, 1 IFV+2 drivers, 1 Helicoptor+1 pilot, 1 Marksman, 1 Rocket Guy, 1 Smartgunner, 8 Troopers

[Valiant]

So I'm not as poorly off as I thought, good .