The Soldats grab all the civilians, as von Blatt prepares to sacrifice them.
One of the civilians has other ideas, and kicks him in the nuts.
The civilians run and the Soldats take defensive positions as von Blatt turns to vomit.
The knights pick themselves up and charge at the Eldorrians, followed closely by the pother Soldats.(NOTE: at this point I am using Stubby's new melee suggestion. Knights have 1d8 for melee).
It's a slaughter--all but El Capitan and one marine are butchered or gunned down.
Space Pirates(Played by Duerer)
The space pirates with guns attack the file of Legionnaires, killing 3. The melee mateys run away from the spider tank.
This guy is feeling brave and attacks it with one stick of TNT.
A shitty roll of 5 damage means nothing when the tanks armor rolls are a 1 and a 2. The Spider Tank loses 1 hp.
VOL(Played by RedRover)
The Volkyrie grabs the dead Mafioso's rifle and prepares a response action.
One Warrior attacks Lund, but Harris redshirts.
His sacrifice is in vain, as a second Warrior decapitates Lund.
Space Mafia(Played by Scratch)
Slick stabs the crazy surgeon and the last Mafioso guns down the normal one.
They then take cover in the operating room.
The Corrupt cop runs into the building.
You can't see it, but there is a motorcycle and a pile of junk leading to the second floor.
Trattoria(Played by Colette)
Tonk, in an attempt to distract everyone, flexes her augmented thighs, despite her despising the very act.
"TONKS! What in Godel's name are you doing?" asks Trattorian command. All this noise draws eyes to her
FEAT FAILED
Tonks runs in shame as the Drone averts turns its head in embarassment.
"Uh...hey."
