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Sanitation Overseer (Duerer):
The Sanitation Overseer stored the OT booze in his “Inventory” and sets his sights on the nearby kitchen.
He approaches the kitchen and produces a PT magnifying glass. It’s magikal properties are a trusty aid to any Sanitation Overseer.
Several red flags leap out at him.
Raw fish placed haphazardly, cross-contamination aplenty.
And dishes cluttering the sink, what a mess!
The Overseer steps out of the kitchen, not looking very happy. 3/3 strikes.
His gaze aligns with the taverns nearby staff. “By decree of the Saniation Administration, this ‘ere establishment has…”
“…Failed ter’ required standards."
Tavern Staff (mgb519):
The remaining bar maiden rushes over to the Overseer, grabbing a bottle along the way. She attempts to spray him with volatile cleaning chemicals, but critfails. The bottle is empty!
The Chef climbs out of the boiling hot soup, looking entirely enraged. The bubbling liquid seems to have severely seared his face.
"FUCK YOUR STANDARDS!"
The Chef lifts the entire cauldron up, fuming just as much as the kettle.
He then performs a feat, leaping up into the air with the intentions of bashing the Sanitation Overseer’s head in.
But the Overseer is ready for him. He parries!
The Chef crashes to the floor, defeated.
Esduin (Silent_Sigfig):
(Esduin's coinflip for the turn. Getting a -1 penalty.)
The last archer fires a potshot at Ken, he misses.
“Bah! You’re hardly worth wasting time on!” He then shouts, using the excuse as justification to run away.
“No it’s okay, I’ll just hang out here.” Ken mumbles.
Thorailin tries to run his blade through the icebreaker’s neck. He doesn’t deal enough damage to do much.
Failing that, the elf lieteniant wheels around and charges toward Gisella.
His blood-alcohol level doesn’t seem to help him much as he just bumps into the long table she stood on.
“Feeling a little tipsy, elf?”
“Oof! Y-you’ll pay for this!”
Frostborne (bann154):
(Frostborne also recieved a -1 penalty for the turn.)
The icebreaker stumbles toward Thorailin and tries to smack the elf with his hammer again, and once again the hammer doesn’t meet its desired target. “Godel-dammit, its broked!”
Ken meanwhile removes himself from the window. “Well, that turned out to be more fun then I thought it would.”
Norsemen (RedRover):
(The Norse received a +1 to their skill rolls for the turn.)
The Norse warriors charge into Thorailin, crying out in unison.
This was the overwhelming combined damage compared to Thorailin's armor roll.
Which finally brings the elf down.
Well that about wraps up the battle, but stay tuned for the conclusion!
Overall stats:
Esduin: Defeat (5 kills, 1 unit left) - Silent_Sigfig
Frostborne: Victory (4 kills, 2 units left) - bann154
Norsemen: Superior Victory (3 kills, 3 units left. Most badass overall) - RedRover
Tavern Staff: Defeat (2 kills, 2 units left. Sanitation Overseer has survived) - mgb519
Sanitation Overseer: Victory (successful inspection) - Duerer
