construction demon (remaining)
The construction demon eats up all of his demon friends´ remains. good demons always eat up what their moms give them.
construction demon (remaining): "Yummy! That was good. I feel... refreshed!"
"What is happen with me?"
"Waaargh!"
"Kneel before me! I am the Bonegnawer. I will gnaw all bones!"
And in a bloodrush, he sprints to the Apple demon that was not nice and decapitates him.
"This is for not being nice to me! Graaah!"
money co. military
$ergeant: "Aight, my filthy rich fellow soldiers, our mission is to kill the threats of some rich guy´s life!"
$oldier 1:"And how we know what is threat to some rich guy?"
$ergeant:"EVERYTHING HERE IS THREAT. Man, what do they teach you at rich military school?"
$oldier 2:"...that money is good?"
$oldier 3: "...and that more money is more good!"
$ergeant: "Great. Now just KILL EVERYTHING YOU SEE THAT DOESN´T LOOK RICH!"
$oldier 1, 2, 3: "$ir, yes, $ir!"
All 4 of them shoot at the demons and the Bonegnawer. All 4 of them miss their shots badly.
"Well, $hit!"
apple demons
The apple demons are not angry at the Bonegnawer. He was right to kill the red apple demon. (he was asshole anyway). And so there´s more apple for the remaining ones.
Instead, they attack the money co. military.
One of the $oldiers has his head turned into a pile of minced meat.
the demom
The DeMom is proud of her son, but angry at the $oldiers. They drive fast near her son. She were afraid of him killed.
"How dare you to drive so fast? This is a traffic calming zone!"
And she starts heating up her demon flames...
*FWOOSH!* Two of the $oldiers are roa$ted by the demoni¢ Flame$.
The ₿urning sme₤₤ of in¢iner₳ted mone￥ and me₤ted go₤d fi₤₤$ the ₳ir.
ghostbutler
The Ghostbutler and his fellow ghosts are fear that the some nice foodmech is kill them.
Ghostbutler: "Quick. Let´s get away here, before Foodmech gets us!"
some nice foodmech: "You´re not going anywhere! I gotcha! Revenge is a dish best served..."
*PLÖP* - The ghost are have gone! Where they am are?
some nice foodmech: "...cold! Dammit! Hmm... cold... lemme think about that..."
Ghost 1: "Where we am are?"
Ghostbutler: "This is wine cellar of some rich guy. He never had this room finish because he always drink wine too fast."
Ghost 2: "And what do now?"
Ghostbutler: "We now revenge on all of them! We frack the ground and tear apart baseplates! They all will burn in lava!"
And they again make ancient ritual. This time to rise lava from ground and send it to surface! *GASP!*
Above the ground, the Menders of Construction prepare to clean up the mess.
MoC 1: "Maan, that´s disgusting. All the dust and mud and water..."
MoC 2: "...and the blood. You forgot the blood."
Bocksy Drone: *preparing clean-up routine. this shall be easy. the surface is convenient plain and flat."
Agent Barrow: "Wait... do you feel that?"
*RUMBLE!* The ground is start shaking and it get warm suddenly.
Agent Barrow: "What. The. Actual. Fu.."
*CRAAAACK!* The ground breaks up and lifts the MoC in the air. They most can land safely, but action is use of most of them that for.
MoC 1: "Soo, what was that part with 'convenient plain and flat' again?"
*MORERUMBLE!* Again the ground shake, this time at the road.
*CRAACKAGAIN!* The road break away and gives now view on a lava river!
some nice foodmech
The some nice foodmech has idea:
"I know how I get my revenge!"
He starts breaking off parts from the house...
...and build something other with it. What it maybe be?
It looks like a giant fridge! *gasp*
some nice foodmech: "Bwahaahaa! The portal to the food dimension! I did it! Man, I´m a genius! Take this, puny humans!"
And he open the door of the food dimension portal, and a ghostly blue light shimmers. Something can be heared clicking and crawling from inside...
a bunch of (annoying) lawyers
The lawyers now really have had it with all the contraventions and broken rules. They ordered the big fax machine from their office, so they can get the citatory letters and violation tickets to all the accused really fast.
And imeddiately the machine starts spitting out papers, parking tickets and injuctive reliefs in super speed!
*snikt!* Express delivery!
*slam!* Case closed!
All of the WWFD vehicles got parking violation tickets!
some rich guy
The some rich guy is angry. The lawyers not only are also trespassing, they also littering his property!
He can´t use his supercomputers more. The power came from the plugs in the house. But the house is gone.
He takes his cellphone and dials a number...
In his Courtroom at the Supreme Brikwars Court sits the highest federal judge. Suddnely, his phone ring.
He answer the phone.
Highest federal judge: "Hello? yes?"
some rich guy: "Georgy, old chum! How´s the going? Listen, you gotta do something for me."
Highest federal judge: "Hey, some rich guy. Sure, I´m all ears."
Some rich guy tells him about the trespassers and the lawyers and everything that´s going on.
Highest federal judge: "Okay, listen: I know just the guys to help you. I don´t know where they are now, but I´ll call them and send them over. Until then - to get you some time - I´ll render the following judgement: The lawyers have to cease all activities imediattely, until the federal jurisdiction has been clarified!"
some rich guy: "Ha! Did ya hear that, advocats? You don´t gonna sue me! I´ll sue YOU!"
lawyers: "We will see about that..."
apple warden
The Apple Warden has an idea:
"If everyone long for apples, I maybe can give them apples. I know how to make more, though I must sacrifice one of you. I´m sorry."
Then he eats one of the apples. It tastes delicious, although it should not to him.
He then leans forward and starts to press... *Hrrrrnnnnnnnnngh!*
*PFRRRRRRRRT!* - with high pressure some appleseeds are come out of his rear.
He then speak to the water spirit:
"I know you don´t long for apples, but many other do long for them. Maybe you can give the seeds water, so they can grow. Then everyone can have apple who long for them, and they will leave us alone!"
The water spirit is agree with the suggestion, and he gives the appleseed some water to grow.
And the appleseed start to grow immedaitely.
a bunch of trees / a flock of birds
The trees no longer want to wait for calling an entmoot. They now want to suck up water with their roots and hose down the enemies in reach themselves.
But unfortunately, trees are colourblind, and they can´t distinguish flowing water from lava.
The tree recognizes his mistake only when his roots get very, very hot from the supposed water...
a tree: "Oh crap!"
*SWOOSH!* The tree goes up in flame immediattley. The other trees and the remaining birds stare in shock at their fiery frend. (feat. critfail)
menders of construction
The Agent Barrow is angry. He does not want the chaos. He wants the order and the tidiness.
"I´ve had it with this bullshit. Time to clean up!" *click, click*
*tool adaptation complete*
He starts to suck water out of the river to clean up the blood and the dirt.
The suction power is great, and the water spirit is dragged to the Agent Barrow.
water spirit: "Help! I´m capture! Release me, please!"
Agent Barrow: "I know that sucks..."
"NOOOOoooo°°°..." *Shlurrrp!* - The water spirit is has gone.
Agent Barrow: "Let´s see if we can get you to some better use, shall we?"
*SPLURCH!* But instead of washing away some dirt or blood, the Agent Barrow hoses down one of the lawyers.
"Oopsie... that hose is a bit too flexible, it seems..." (feat. fail)
Suddelny, out of the food dimension portal, some strange foodcritters appear!
wwfd crew
The WWFD Crew sees the foodcritters and say: "Thats some nice foodcritters. We shall catch them and sell them in our shops to make money!"
And they start to rush at the foodcritters to catch and kill them.
As the some nice foodmech sees what the WWFD crew are do, he gets very angry.
"Nooo! My creations! My brethren! Leave them alone, you bastards! You´ll regret that soon!"
a man
A man is still am alone. He thinks: “It is not good for a man to be alone. I will make a helper suitable for me.”
And while he was awake, he took one of a man’s rocks and then closed up the place with gravel.
Then a man made a woman from the rock he had taken out of the man, and he brought her to the man.
(does that make ANY sense???)
A man said, “This is now rock of my rock and gravel of my gravel; she shall be called ‘Amanda’ for she was taken out of A man.”
They then looked at all the wild animals and all the birds in the sky to see what they would name them; and whatever they called each living creature, that was its name. So a man and amanda gave names to all the livestock, the birds in the sky and all the wild animals.
a river
The a river got angry that the water spirit was gone, and started to break its banks.
And the valley where once the house was is flooded and becomes a swamp. The WWFD crew start to sink in and must get themselves to the dry places. The water still rises...
The some nice foodmech realizes that the water is rise. "Well, then. This has just started. The longer the portal stays open, the stronger the connection to the food dimension gets. More and more food will appear!"
end of turn four
final view
Kills - a lot.
Creations - a lot more.
Objectives - Get apples! Fight the foodcritters! Enter the food dimension!(No, please not...) Close the portal! Kill your enemies! Get even more creative!
Fun - a very lot more!
