a bunch of (annoying) lawyers
the remaining and annoying lawyers find back their countenance, and appeal on a point of law
Lawyer 2:"Objection! We have some 'pieces of evidence' that have yet to be viewed!"
*BLAM*
The head of some rich guy turns into a pile of red mash.
Lawyer 2:"Your honor, the prosecution rests."
saul corningstone iii
Saul Corningstone III: "Objection denied! Furthermore, you killed my client. Prepare to die."
*rick-rack*
*BLAM*
Saul Corningstone III:"I´m not gonna rest my case until I´m finished with you. This has become personal."
apple warden
The Apple Warden is getting angery.
Apple warden:"So much noise and violence. Hush, dear, I´ll protect you from all these bad people. I have idea."
He push away some food dimension NPCs and clear the field around apple.
Apple warden:"Move along. There nothing to see here."
He then summon a live fence from the ground. It has thorns. No one will climb over it.
After that he summon himself a nice shield and armour made of leaves. He also summons a spear.
Apple warden:"No one shall pass! This is prohitibed area now! Trespasser beware!"
some nice food
the some nice foodgloem picks himself up slowly.
"Oof, someone´s gonna pay for this mess. I´d like to talk to the structural engineer about this."
"But first I need myself a fancy new suit. Quickly."
He sees the DeMom is has picking herself also up. She looks vrey angery.
DeMom:"How dare you to kick my son?"
Foodgolem:"easy ,chica. He´s an annoying crybaby, and you know that. Don´t ya wish to kick his ass yourself sometimes?"
DeMom:"..."
Foodgolem:"See? Thought so. And now stay back while I summon myself a new shiny foodarmour-thingy from that ley-lime."
Ley-Lime:*The dimension you´ve called is temporarliy not avaliable. please hold the lime...*
The DeMom smiles:"Must be a lime fault, eh? Don´t worry, it happens to the best of us..."
The some nice foodgolem rolls his eyes.
"Enough with those lime -err lame- lime-puns. Burgre boi! E-lime-minate her! Sorry, that one just screamed to be made."
The Burgre Boi grabs the DeMom by her arm.
DeMom:"Hey, lime me go!"
Foodgolime:"OH, FOR FUCK`S SAKE KILL HER ALREADY!"
*RRIPPSPLURCH*
The Burgre Boi rips the DeMom in half with ease. (feat. crit. success)
a man - and amanda
A man and Amanda have question about the universe. What is happen? Why is happen? What is food dimension? And why the heck does Pizza tree not grow? They quickly graduate at the 'Really Awesome Brikverse Distance Universtiy For Applied Science' (RABDUFAS™), and put on their labcoats that came with express mail. Then they start experimenting and start to hypothesize.
Amanda:"I think the problem is the nutrient-poor soil. And the temperature. Also, I`m still hungry!"
A man:"Maybe we should repeat the experiments in our dimension. But for that we´ll have to find a way out here. The portal´s gone, but I´m sure we can find a way to get back into our dimension and then grow pizza-trees there! Let´s get to work!"
And soon they both look at comlpicated formulas on chalkboards, mumbling technical terms. They sure will find a solution for their problems soon.
a tree
A tree stands all alone. He afraid. He think. Then he start prdouce pheromone to attract other plants. But he makes mixture wrong and instead everything that is green comes to him.
"Well, better than nothing." he thinks.
Soon, Tree is surrunoded by green creatures. This will make a good defense line if LOAF attack.
a money co. soldier
After a while - and getting friends with the barkeeper- the soldier finished his glass of super-expensive wine and now wants something else. Between a Dewtal who drinks his energy drink and a WWFD-guy who collects a keg of maniak beer, his view falls onto an ice cream cafe.
Soldier:"Well, Huxley, I´ll see you later. I´ve got other food to try now."
Huxley, the barkeeper:"Alright, Dave. See you around."
And so Dave the soldier sets out for the ice cream cafe at the other side of the map.
As he arrives, he orders himself the finest and largest sundae. He begins delightful to eat.
"Ahh yeah, this really is the good life!"
ghostbutler and frends
The skeleton finally reaches his friends. They teleported away because they are ghost, but he cannot. He had to walk.
He angrily mumble: "At least you could have called me a taxi..."
When skeleton reach top of overthrown portal, he ask frends: "So, and what´re we supposed to do now."
The ghosths just stand (float) there and look over the battleflied. They are unable to cope what is happen all around.
Ghostbutler:"Le mèrde. I honestly don´t know. This is all mess there."
wwfd crew
Meanwhile, the remaining members of the WWFD crew contniue to collect and pile up all the food they can get hold of.
"OMG LOL WTF LOOK AT ALL THE FOOD BUT NOT ENOUGH FOOD WE NEED MOAR FOOD!"
They have gone totally nuts and do nothing else than collect food.
menders of construction
Stubby has finish to charged his broom, and now is about release ultmiate power.
"Witness the power of Tidiness! I call you, great cleansing wave!"
*WHA_BROOOOM!*
The ground shakes, and a wall of blue light leaves the broom. In an ever-growing arc the wave disintegrates everything in its way, leaving behind just a light scent of ocean breeze and lemon squeeze.
Stubby:"Well, that´s a good start, but we´re far from finished. Guys, Keep broomin`!"
Motivated by the success of their hero (and the fresh scent in the air), the other Menders continue to fight their way through the food dimension. They fight foodcritters, collect briks and disintegrate the environment where possblie.
bonegnawer
Awaken by all the hullabaloo, and nearly sober after swallowing some cupcake, Bonegnawer the construction demon rises out of the topping. He is very very angery.
"Aaaargh! I´m very very angrey! I will kill you all with my... where are they?"
He finds his blades stuck in the cupcake. He pulls them out with a squishy sound.
"where was I? Oh yes..With my blades of damnation! You all shall died! RRRAAAAAHH!"
And with this warcry, he storms forward upon the nearest opponnet he can find.
end of turn seven
final view
What will happen next? Will A man and Amanda find a way out of the food dimension? Will the Menders of Construction complete their task to clean up this whole mess? Will the WWFD crew collect all the food? We´ll see...
