menders of construction
The menders of Construction continue their task of cleaning up the whole mess.
They appreicate that the WWFD-Crew arleady piles the food in one place. So it will be earier later to erase all at once.
a man and amanda
Looking on their calculatins ovre and over, the a man and his wife seem close to finding formula to build advance weaponry.
Suddnley A man say: "Wife, why don´t you make me a fine sandwich, for I am hungry and I long for food."
The Amanda become angery and says: "You DO know that I have the higher degree of us both? I should have accepted the job in Golden Apple. Why can´t you make sandwich yourself?"
A Man: "See, this is why women should not make science. You too emotional..."
Bristling with angery, Amanda trudges away and searches ingredients for sandwich.
some nice foodgolem
some nice foodgolem: "It seems you have trouble finding the final terms for your equation. I can help!"
"Look, you just didn´t incorporate the temperature parameters. Thermodynmaic procesess are slow down, because it cold here."
"Lemme fix that quickly..."
"See, makes much more sense now, doesn´t it?" (feat. crit. success)
A man: "Yes... definitely... It was obviuos all the time. Thanks, foodgolem."
a tree, two birds and lots of green stuff
The two remnaing brids sip from the nearby Dew, for they are thirsty after eating breadcrumbs.
Yet disclaimer clearly say that Dew is not for the birds, and so they are merged and transform into the two-headed Pheaglewraith! They still will try to protect tree from harm...
liegelord of all foodcritters (l.o.a.f.)
The LOAF is ready and willing to attack tree and the green stuff, but not without holding pathetic speech:
"You dare to come into my dimension and hurt my brethren and eat my crumbs! I will end you, for I..."
*RRRRRAAACCKK!*
Suddnley a weird sound interrutps the speak of LOAF, and he is puzzled. It also looks like he has pain.
*gasp!* The Amanda has ripped off a chunky slice of the LOAF, for she is making sandwich for A man... (feat. crit. success)
The rip is so powerful and the pain so much that the LOAF is died!
The green stuff is rejoice, for they don´t have to fight the LOAF anymore!
ghostbutler and friends
The ghosts are still baffled and ask "What shall we do now?"
The skeleton meanwhile has an idea and starts to has a plan...
"C´mon lads. There´s plenty o´room in ´ere. Let´s rough up this bunch a little!"
The ghosts start to see what the skleteon is planning and start to posess the apple...
*rrrrRRRRUMBLE!*
*RRRAAAGGGHHHH!*
Behold! The mighty BATTLE APPLE has fnially emerged! *gosh!* (feat. crit. success)
burgre boi
The Burgre Boi is angery at the much noise from behind. "Whoever is making noise, stop it or I will rip you apart like this DeMom..."
Battle Apple: "Have a go at it..."
Burgre Boi: "Well, sh..."
*SPLURCH!*
Battle Apple make short work of Burgre Boi. He has not even time to finish last words. (feat. crit. success)
Meanwilhe, A Man is nearly finish to make potion that will help them get weapon. Or portal. It will do antything useful at least, he sure.
"I´m nearly ready here, wife. What about you? I´m still hungry!"
"Just shut it, would you? I already found some bread. Just need some salad next."
"Hmm... found some, I guess."
The tree is relief that the LOAF is gone. But it has fear of the Battle Apple now. It contniues to produce pheromone to attract green stuff...
The radius of effecivtenes increases, and soon the big green apple and the apple warden are influence by pheromone too.
Apple Warden: "I.. have urge to protect tree now, not apple. This is... weird. But I... must... obey."
dave
Dave, the former soldier of money co. military, is not only off duty, but out of job, since his employer has dieded in a wild lawyer shootout. He keeps drowning his sorrow in ice cream. He sees no reason why to stop...
...and since it´s the food dimension, supplies of ice cream will never run out, and the waiters continue to bring him ever more of it...
Dave: "Man, this is heaven. I will never stop eating ice cream ever!"
But he just didn´t think that through. He is not become immortal in food dimension, just fat. Very fat. And suddnely...
*BRÖMMSH*
...His stomach was so full of food that it explode! (feat critfail)
His intestines are distribute all around, and the bystanders are disgust!
Dave dies, but at least not hungry. He anti-starved. Guts and ice cream are everywehre. People run away or throw up. It is awful.
A man: "So the complicated formula is finaly ready. Now all I need to do is add a tiny drop of water..."
*KA-BOOM!*
Smoke everywerhe, metal parts flying around. Flasks rising in the sky. The potion surely was a failure.(feat critfail)
When the smoke is gone, a baffled man is sitting on the ground. He turned into a minifig again. Also Amanda has become transform by the smokecloud. The foodgolem is still food.
A Man: "Well, THAT was unexpected. I really thought this would make us a nice weapon..."
While A Man is still siting there, one of the flasks flies over onto the green apple...
*clink* *phssssshh*
*CRACKLE* *CRUNK*
*gasp!* The Green Apple is transformed into a mighty APPLE TANK! And it is still controlled by the tree pheromones.
bonegnawer
Bonegnawer, the construction worker demon, sprints towards the nearest beings, for he just wants to kill evreyone now. He swings his blades of damnation wildly.
He sucesfuly slices a Melonman and dreadfully decapitates one of the WWFD crew women. (feat. crit. success)
"Now we´re talking! WHO`S NEXT???"
end of turn eight
final view
Remaining factions:
A man / Amanda (Ninja_bait)
Bonegnawer (Infinity)
Some nice foodgolem (food_truk)
A Tree / A bunch of green stuff / APPLE TANK (Mr. President)
Apple Warden [currently submissive to a tree] (Falk)
BATTLE APPLE (Archduke)
Beerpool (lordintype)
Menders of Construction / Stubby the janitor (RedRover)
WWFD Crew (Bolicob)
