Initiative was randomly determined by a D20
WARMART INC. - MadMario
The Red-Haired man backs away from Karen
Then he smashes the back of her head with the gift! Luckily it was a pile of bricks for some construction workers, so it caused some serious damage! -1 HP!
The manager puts his phone away and shoves the shelf over with his might
He walks over to the Karen-In-Training with a beehive...
"Beehave yourself woman! Hive you ever been nice? Honey, now that I comb to think of it, you should just die!"
Everyone takes up positions, the broom guy stands over Karen, ready to beat her up if she stands up.
"DELIVERY! I brought you the weapons you ordered, I couldn't find any rockets, so I just brought the launcher. Have fun with it!"
The delivery boy sits down, his purpose in life fulfilled. He now begins to ponder life.
THE MANLY MEN - Ninja_Bait
The Manly Men move up.
One walks into response fire from an Adult, and he gets taken out. FIRST BLOOD!
The shotgun man kicks over a barrel, and then blows the Adult's brains out of his face.
Manly Santa bends over, and pours some of his everlasting Maniac Beer on the pumpkin.
It magically transforms into a Frozen WarriorTM (Patent pending)
CHILDREN OF THE SNOW - StrongCoffee
The two little girls move over and begin rooting through some trash, one finds a gun and a grenade, and the other finds a shovel and a rapier.
The rest of the gang surround the businessman, and beat him to the ground!
They then lift him up under the approval of their fire-wielding hero.
In a gothic chant, they rip the mans legs from his body. His face is utter disdain.
"What is more mature than articulated leg joints? Nothing!! I am mature!!"
SECRET OBJECTIVE COMPLETE!!!
ADULTS - Joshua
Beehive woman takes out her phone to record and post on social media, but not being able to see, she instead records her own screaming, and gets many dislikes for it.
The man wrapped up in the webbing begins describing a book he read as a kid, the spider concedes, and eats the rabbit. Then the spider eats through the webbing.
The man, oblivious of the incoming Ninja Lumberjacks, opens a chest. He finds a chainsaw, a chicken leg, and is that a peg-leg?
The sheriff draws his trusty revolver and picks up the green blade that was lying on the ground.
He walks over and fires a shot, it strikes true and a Manly Man falls!
Our second favorite Tomb Raider goes into her tent once more.
She returns in her work clothes, ready to cast spells, cook dinner, and rob some dead people!
THE DEMIGODS - Brother Archius
"I need a companion, I pray to the Blood Gods to supply me with aid!"
A blood daemon of yore has joined the fight!
With a scream of, "HOG RIDA!!" the Hog Rida charges into the little girl and sends her flying!
She hits the ground, alive, and the Rida quickly follows up and makes her unalive. Golden Eye watches, and slowly stalks forward (not shown because I'm stupid)
ROBBERS - BrikBoyz
Dwayne walks out into the open, he waves at the police man. He walks over to the children, and begins telling them about how mature people use explosives, therefor, they should join the robbers in their heist! The kids ponder his offer, what could be better than explosives and more articulated leg pieces?
Skyler pops out in the vault, sick gear. Is that Maniac Beer though?
Chung hops on top of the bike
In a sick action shot, he sets it to self-destruct and it launches him onto the roof!
perfect form
He makes a call to his colleague, Hank Haxton, and asks for an EMP.
Hank complies, and an EMP is set off, WarMart Inc can no longer use anything electrical inside their building!
COPS - Silas
Biker cop drives through, eager to get to the back alley. Keeping in line with his job description, he brutalizes Dwayne and a little girl, neither of them die though, so he can't be convicted.
"A hole! Someone has dug under the convenience store!"
After accepting the Adults' alliance proposal, the rest of the cops move forward, both of the front cops whiffed their skill rolls.
ENDGAME
A loud noize fillz the air, and everything beginz shaking!
A random Brootal Biker Boi has arrived on the field! Screech has entered the game.
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Overwatch:
Inconveniece Store Workers - MadMario
Kills: 0
KIA: 0
Hero HP: 3/3
The Adults - Joshua
Kills: 1
KIA: 2
Hero HP: 2/3
The Manly Men - Ninja_Bait
Kills: 1 + 1 Ducky
KIA: 1
Hero HP: 3/3
Children of the Snow - StrongCoffee
Kills: 1
KIA: 1
Hero HP: 3/3
Robbers - Brikboyz
Kills: 0
KIA: 0
Hero HP: 3/3
Cops - Silas
Kills: 0
KIA: 0
Hero HP: 3/3
Demigods - Brother Archius
Kills: 1
KIA: 0
Hero HP: 3/3
Da Brootalz - Screech
Kills:
KIA:
Inconveniece Store Workers - MadMario
Kills: 0
KIA: 0
Hero HP: 3/3
The Adults - Joshua
Kills: 1
KIA: 2
Hero HP: 2/3
The Manly Men - Ninja_Bait
Kills: 1 + 1 Ducky
KIA: 1
Hero HP: 3/3
Children of the Snow - StrongCoffee
Kills: 1
KIA: 1
Hero HP: 3/3
Robbers - Brikboyz
Kills: 0
KIA: 0
Hero HP: 3/3
Cops - Silas
Kills: 0
KIA: 0
Hero HP: 3/3
Demigods - Brother Archius
Kills: 1
KIA: 0
Hero HP: 3/3
Da Brootalz - Screech
Kills:
KIA:
MadMario
Screech
