Santa's Slay TURN FOUR

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Santa's Slay TURN FOUR

Post by Cracjaw » Sat Mar 19, 2022 9:14 pm

Initiative was randomly determined by a D20

THE DEADLY SPACEMEN - Cyberman

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Mark, the robot, takes a shot at Samantha

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She bites it

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Due to my own stupidity, I got the orders backwards, so this guy kicks the untrustworthy cactus.

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The rest of the spacemen start rolling the barrel towards the Manly Men, the purpose for this is unknown.

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Crying Deadly Spaceman says how sorry he is for Sam's death. Of course, he is lying.

THE MANLY MEN - Ninja_Bait

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This guy, with no weapon, tackles the ex-deputy

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This fight goes nowhere, green guy feels like just munching on his chicken leg.

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Everyone gangs up on the Hog Rida!! Is this the end???

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HOG RIDA!!!!

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*Boop*

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After disrupting and disarming two of his opponents, and beheading the third, Hog Rida eyes his next victim.

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This guy smashes some eggs and kills the spider

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Manly Santa breaks out his voodoo action figures and makes them kiss...

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You can see the disapproval on Red Porg's face.

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The children would have been disgusted, but they're too busy fighting a battle to the death.

THE COPS - Silas

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The Hero Cop uses his feat to spin around and fire indiscriminately, Police Academy has trained him well.

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He slays a DSM, and knocks an HP off of the CDSM!

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They both move up, and the girl cop takes a shot

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Scratch one Manly Man.

WARMART INC. - MadMario

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These guys come up with an idea...a sale!!

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The amazing camera quality of the BrickPhone 4 is being shown off, it is top of the line, only one per customer, sale ends soon!!

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A child and some adults show up for the sale...

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The employees start 'satisfying' their customers, a dead customer can't complain...

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This guy feels like suplexing a child is a good idea.

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Our favorite drunkard has created a Maniac Beer spray gun

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Beer party!!

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Buddy...that's point blank range...

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Yeah...that's unfortunate

THE ROBBERS - Brikboyz

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Dwayne decides to explode the detonator a bit early...

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With disastrous results

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Chung prepares to throw his grenade into the hole

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Incendiary grenade is indeed an incendiary grenade

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He then drops into the fray, somehow not catching fire.

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Hank scrolls through his email, not really seeing anything of much interest.

DA BROOTALZ - Screech

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The bike lumbers over, and takes a shot

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Another Manly Man down

CHILDREN OF THE SNOW - StrongCoffee

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This girl needs better limbs, probably some articulated leg joints for this to work.

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The other brave, brave girl takes on the lesser blood god himself, such a brave lass.

THE ADULTS - Joshua

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The green shirt guy goes to town on this disrupted Manly Man

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Ouch

SUPER HEROES - Scribonius

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The super heroes shake off the recent embarrassment and charge the Manly Men

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Red Porg chucks the sausage at Manly Santa, the cholesterol knocks off an HP!

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Blue Doggo calls out a challenge

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HOG RIDA!!

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Blue Doggo uses her Blue-Transparent-Handled-Canonball-Headed-Mace-Of-Mighty-Mightiness to turn the Hog into pulled pork!!

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Sad Hog Rida noises. The Rida is alive...but Hog is not...

THE DEMIGODS - Brother Archius

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The blood daemons gang up on the purple girl, but she holds her own!!

OVERWATCH AND SCOREBOARD
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Inconveniece Store Workers - MadMario
Kills: 4
KIA: 2
Hero HP: 3/3

The Adults - Joshua
Kills: 3
KIA: 4
Hero HP: 1/3

The Manly Men - Ninja_Bait
Kills: 3 + 1 Ducky
KIA: 8
Hero HP: 2/3

Children of the Snow - StrongCoffee
Kills: 2
KIA: 3
Hero HP: 3/3

Robbers - Brikboyz
Kills: 2
KIA: 1
Hero HP: 3/3

Cops - Silas
Kills: 4
KIA: 2
Hero HP: 3/3

Demigods - Brother Archius
Kills: 3
KIA: 1 + HOG
Hero HP: 3/3

Da Brootalz - Screech
Kills: 1
KIA: 0
Vehicle SP: 3/4

Super Heroes - Scribonius
Kills: HOG
KIA: 0
Hero HP: 3/3

Deadly Spacemen - Cyberman
Kills: 1 + 1 Cactus
KIA: 1
Hero HP: 2/3
Now accepting orders from:
MadMario
Joshua
Ninja_Bait
StrongCoffee
BrikBoyz
Silas
Brother Archius
Screech
Scribonius
Cyberman
Last edited by Cracjaw on Mon Mar 21, 2022 3:18 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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Re: Santa's Slay TURN FOUR

Post by ninja_bait » Sat Mar 19, 2022 9:38 pm

Manly Santa sends the hog into that guy's spam emails
And then murders the superheroes with hog ridas help
Other guys do what they want
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Re: Santa's Slay TURN FOUR

Post by Joshua » Sun Mar 20, 2022 12:20 am

Sam! :no:
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Re: Santa's Slay TURN FOUR

Post by StrongCoffee » Sun Mar 20, 2022 1:14 am

I don't have any funny observations to make, let's get back to attacking the immortals

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Re: Santa's Slay TURN FOUR

Post by StrongCoffee » Mon Mar 21, 2022 12:52 am

Wait...

Flame man has maniac beer, magic powers and a live fire next to him.

Let's combine those to see what we can make of that.

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