ENVIRONMENTAL ACTION DIVISION
The EDA splits into 3 Distinct sections.
The EDA Communication officer walks into wolf wares.
Kel: You gon buy somthin boi?
"Uh no not yet, just shopping, you have anything vegan?"
A couple troops split off towards the shrine, Just then a booming voice echos out
HALT, YE WHO SEEK THY POWER. A SACRIFICE YE MUST BE WILLING TO MAKE
Without any hesitation the Ecolyte accepts the challenge, meeting the statue in CLOSE COMBAT
The combat is in fact, not close at all. As the Ecolyte rolls an absurd amount of damage (14)
The Challenging statue is reduced to its contributing elements.
you... possess... the power... TO LEEEEEEAD
Victorious, the other statue whirs to life and joins the EAD for the battle. (EAD gain a second hero without penalty)
The rest of the EAD open up on the one bridge i decided to build.
and man it was not built well, how will the robots get across the river now?!?
Lastly Elenore Shouts up to the natives in the canopy
"WE COME IN PEACE, WE MEAN YOU NO HARM"
The morlocs are busy comparing weapons however (feat. failed)
BATTLE CRABS
The Whisperer cracks open a chest, finding SCALERENDER, a sword that extends the angry inch range.
The rest of the crabs make their way onto the catwalk to ambush the robots.
with one finding and equipping a small gun
THE TREEPLE
The treeple's trooples start rummaging around looking for weapons, one opens a box
and finds a Thompson M1 submachine gun.
Angry that he didn't find a weapon, Garl the woodspeaker rears back and...
BOOM he smashes the feast table in half.
and with the brittle brown pieces that come flying off he crafts himself an axe.
BEHOLD:
BARK REAPER WOODS BANE THE LIFELESSER AXE OF NOTHINGMORENESS
name pending
THE FRUITALZ
DAS IS GOOD
WE MURST USE SURONDINGZ
Tzlatan don's the Turkey as a disguise. (Feat Success) He also grabs a pumpkin that will osmt definitely be retconned into a bomb next turn
One of the other fruitalz gets some loot.
I IZ SHARTSHOOTER NAOW, I WONTZ MISS TARGETZ
The other Fruitalz chop some leaves off to act as camo, but they do a really good job so they also get shields with deflection as long as they are together. hell yeah.
THE MORLOCS
Caring not for surprise or any element of it, the morlocs go swinging through the tries. screaming the catchphrase of their patron saint BUCE VILLIS "YIPPEKAYAYMOTHERFUKERSSSS"
Channeling some Older magic, Kurg summons vines to restrain his enemies.
But his concerning amount of self deprecating thoughts confuse the spell vines, and they restrain him (Feat Failed)
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Thanks to some handy scouting done by the treeple earlier that went unmentioned, all defensive teams observe the robots as they begin to clamber into the canopy. All Native teams with receive +1 to their natural action rolls next turn.
TURN 1 END
another useless overview shot of leaves.
