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S.M.I.L.E. Like a Banana

Post by bertinator » Tue Jun 18, 2024 2:40 pm

<<< Previously

Introduction

“Oh sir, wait a minute, before you go!” shouts Ed, as the team are almost out the door.

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“I have something here that I’d like to hand over to you, if that’s allright.”

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“This bag of GT gel capsules was left here by one of my former colleagues. I don’t know what they’re for, but they seem rather potent, so maybe the S.M.I.L.E. can store these in a safe location!”
“Sure thing, we can look after those.”

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“I’ll just hand you the… WOAAHHHH!”
“oh shiii…”

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“Oommppffff”
“Ed, are you allright?”

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“Oh look at me, all covered in GT jelly. What a day.”

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“No worries, I’ll just put the orbs back in the bag and then you’ll… eh…”

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“… take the GT goo away from me, I suppose.”

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“WHOA! You know what, Ed, you can keep the GT goo.”
“That sounds like a good idea, Wyyler. Let’s go.”

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“GAAHHH! Leaving so soon, are we!? How do I know you won’t return and take my GT goodness away from me? No, no, no! I don’t trust you one bit! You’ll stay here where I can see you!”
“Sorry Ed, no can-do.”

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“DO AS YOU’RE TOLD!” shouts Ed as an orb of pure GT energy shoots from his now fully mutated hands.
“Take cover!” – the Studlanders manage to bail out of the way.

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S.M.I.L.E. Like a Banana [Turn 0]

Post by bertinator » Tue Jun 18, 2024 2:52 pm

Turn 0

This is a small forum battle I ran with ninja_bait over discord chat.

There's 4 Studlanders, controlled by n_b, and 3 of them carry a small firearm. They are each given 2 HP, for an estimated total cost of 6ü.

The scientist Ed Setra, controlled by me, has access to Supernatural Dice: 2x d4, 1x d6, 1x d8 and 1x d10, for a total of 6ü.

The goal here is complete annihilation.

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Re: S.M.I.L.E. Like a Banana

Post by bertinator » Tue Jun 18, 2024 2:58 pm

Turn 1 - Studlanders

The Studlanders open fire, but Ed is able to absorb the damage in a sphere of fresh GT goo.

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Wyyler, who didn't think to bring a gun, picks up a random object from the lab to throw at the scientist.

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A direct hit! His yeet goes Over The Top.

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The contraption activates! It's a power slurper!

*schluuuurrrrpppp* - the SN d6 is absorbed by the device.

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Turn 1 - Ed Setra

A terrible flux of acid hits the brave Ron Wookie in the face!

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Chewie loses 1 HP and lies poisoned in a pool of smelly GT goo,

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Re: S.M.I.L.E. Like a Banana

Post by bertinator » Tue Jun 18, 2024 3:14 pm

Turn 2 - Studlanders

Wyyler decides to double down on the yeets. He sprints behind Ed and grabs a strange looking vile from the table.

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There she goes!

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KA-BOOOM

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Ed survives because of the GT goo in his veins, providing him with extra armor. He's running out of supernatural dice fast, though.

Wyyler is knocked back, but unharmed.

Rose and Lt. Arkable flip some tables to create a barricade.

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Ron Wookie sprints away from the pool of acid.

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The acid sticks to his shirt, so he decides to spend an action to take it off.

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Lt. Arkable yanks a laserpistol from one of the research setups, and Rose takes apart a microscope.

"Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
"It's time to make a deathray, boss!"

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Ed Setra is just out of range for the Studlanders to use their makeshift lasergun in action.



Turn 2 - Ed Setra

"It's time to put an end to this ridiculous yeeting!"

The scientist fires a small amount of goo at Wyylers' hands. They get all sticky - the GT goo applies a d8 curse to Wyylers' actions.

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Response fire! A bolt of red laser flies through the lab.

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"Grrrr, that didn't even tickle. Seems like you made a mistake in your experiment setup!"

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Re: S.M.I.L.E. Like a Banana

Post by bertinator » Tue Jun 18, 2024 3:22 pm

Turn 3 - Studlanders

"See, Rose, you really ought to rotate those scopes. You're dispersing the laser instead of focussing it."

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"Whatever you say, Chewbacca."

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BLAM!!!

A direct hit to the scientists' face! Serious damage is dealt, and the GT just barely keeps Ed alive.

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Since Wyyler is severely hindered by the goo on his hands, he limits himself to free actions this turn. Like picking up contraptions. And spending Supernatural Dice.

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He walks over to Ed, and...

B-ZAP!!!

The Supernatural d6 previously stored in the device is delivered straight to Eds' face.

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That last bit of damage is too much for GooedUp Ed to handle.

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It's a WIN for ninja_bait and the Studlanders!

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