Studland
Lucivyr jumps on the bike with Bertinator and the two ride off into the sunset together.
The Rocketeer gets up from the Pile of corpses and goes after them, towards the Bloodfalls teleporter.
Brootalz
The two northern Boyz run over the bridge towards the blue teleporter.
They take a break on the platform on the other side and shoot at the Chaingunner Zombie below them, successfully re-dead-ing him.
Meanwhile, the 'eavy weapon Broot unjams his weapon and then jumps across to his buddies.
He actually makes the jump and runs towards the blue teleport, takes it up to the highest platform and goes through the portal towards the arena.
His Boss fires at the Guardian of Hell, but his pistol doesn't damage the Demon at all.
MadMario's Mercs
MadMario rewires the chainsaw shrine to shoot out again.
It works a bit too well and the shrine is launched into the stratosphere. or... whatever the hellish version of that is.
His plan works well enough though, knocking down the Guardian.
MadMario follows up by jumping at the disrupted creature.
He successfully injures the Demon and cuts off one of his arms.
Demons - Group 1
The Guardian shakes of MarMario and roars in fury.
He walks around the temple structure between him and the Skion troops and prepares to attack them.
The Demon smashes his arm into the ground near Skion. The shockwave kills one of their troopers and nearly hits Elyana, but the Jetpack trooper pushes her out of the explosion in time, at the cost of his own life.
Demons - Group 2
Luigi turns around to Gunter.
"You ruined my hat. prepare to die."
Skion
Elyana and the surviving Skion trooper fire at the Guardian, finishing off the beast.
As the Guardian falls to the ground, so does the Chainsaw shrine.
Cult of Cain
"Hey, Scribe! Sorry about your noteblock. Here, I fixed it for you."
"Oh, how kind of you... wait, that's not my notes."
I assume this was an attempt to make me re-write the previous parts of this battle. I'm guessing Buzz wanted me to believe that her Cultists made it to the chainsaw and to ask my friends in higher positions here in hell to make it become reality.
Sadly, her handwriting is even worse than mine.
"Well, shit. Alright then, option B"
In another pathetic attempt to murder me, Buzz leaps in the air and thrusts her Buzz-saw staff towards me.
Intermission
"Oof."
Well, looks like she got more lucky than her Cultists. Actually killed me... how rude. Now I'm missing the battle.
"What was that noise?"
Ah. so this is where I landed. thought it looked familiar.
"Oh, hi Charlie."
"What are you doing here? Didn't you make a deal with the sins to not die?"
"Yeah, well, long story. Short version is, I got a circular saw shoved between my brain's hemispheres."
"Anyways, is your dad around? I could use a lift back to Wrath."
"I don't think he'll want to play Taxi"
"Ah, don't worry about it. Besides, I brought something to make it worth his time."
Back at the Tower of Babel
"Thanks for the portal, Mr Morningstar. I owe you one"
"About that..."
"Oh right, sorry. Here you go."
"Thanks, see you soon!"
Coming from the guy who rules the ring where dead people end up... that almost sounded like a threat. Ah, well. What'd I miss this time...?
Lucivyr and friends
With Lucivyr on his way out of hell, the two remaining Zombies prepare to go out with a bang.
The Scientist pulls out two sticky bombs and does his best Unggoy impression.
Screaming for Brainz, he leaps towards the Brootalz on the nearby platform.
The resulting explosion vaporizes all three.
The Footsoldier aims his ZPG rocket at Betty, but misses her by an inch. Which might have still been close enough, had the rocket not been a dud.
Space Cops
"This has gone far enough. Nervyr got kidnapped by the Immortals, Bert's been fraternizing with his evil Doppelgänger, Vomarsk got killed and far as we know, MadMario and Elyana are stealing the Chainsaw as we speak. I'm putting my foot down. HQ, I need an Airstrike immediately! my position? Some Hellhole. I don't care if that's outside of my "Juris-my-dick-tion", just DO IT!"
I don't know how this thing got here, but... looks like the Cops found a way in.
Outro
Alright, feels like I don't want to be here anymore. I've already died once today.
Explosions echo through hell as I arrive in the arena. Sounds like Dasher and his Cruiser are cleaning up over in the other arena. I wonder who makes it out alive... Anyways, what's going on over here?
Elyana is victoriously standing on top of the Demon's corpse, while MadMario is taking a picture.
Seems they have forgotten about the Brootal. he's going for the chainsaw!
Ah, too late. Cain's chainsaw magic is pulling him out of hell...
The Brootals have gotten the Chainsaw. Nothing we can do about it right now, we should probably get out of hell first.
To be continued
