A few turns ago....
Kel Rikers: Thanks for stopping at wolf wares buddy, take care out there!
thank god that guy finally bought something. Man I'm so happy it's almost time to close
Now time to...
HEY HEY HEY
woah dude, stay behind the counter,
That was pretty fast are you returning the...
NAH DUDE I NEED MORE
more what?
MORE EVERYTHING WE'RE GETTING KILLED OUT THERE
Well i'm happy to help, here's a couple armors and the crystallizer unique weapon,
THANK YOU.
no problem man, remember the crystallizer is super finicky, when using it you have to...
GOT IT THANKS SEE YA SOON HOPEFULLY NOT HERE WE GOOOOO
.....whatever
at least now I can tidy up the shop and figure out what I want for dinner, rabbit maybe?
AHEM
for FUCKS SAKE
yo man you got any more of them...
SHUT THE HELL UP I AM GOING TO CLUB THE SHIT OUTTA YOU BOI
CHILL DUDE I AM JUST TRYNA...
I DO NOT CARE IF THERE IS A GOD DAMN APOCALYPSE HAPPENING OUT HERE...
YOU NEED TO GIVE IT A..... oh
there, is an actual apocalypse happening. of course there is.
yeah bro that's what I was trying to tell you. shits all messed up out here
Elanor: sorry it's on such short notice, but, we're all probably going to die anyway, so can we get your help?
I JUST WANTED SOME... you know what? Fuck it. lets do this
atrophy snarls as the robots charge over the debris
BANG
ZAPPP
you missed stupid droid
CLANG
irrelevant, i will annihilate you
Tough talk from a ugly ass toaster with legs
BANG
Radio guy Noooooooo!!!!1
YOU WILL PAY FOR THAT
SLICE
ineffective hit, from an ineffective hero
SMASH
Hope you were still under warranty. Bitch
well that's one of the Thinkers down. how many were there again? 6?
i thought it was 8?
*click*
oh shi..
BOOM
fuck I guess this is it for me uh....
HOLY that thing wiped out all of us,
what's the plan crab man?
I'm thinking to hell with this, lets run away together
You really mean it?
..yeah
...i just
what? are you scared?
no i just... I stuffed a bomb up your butt earlier.
YOU FUCKING DID WHAT?!?!
IIM SORRY OKAY I JUST NEEDED AN IEC
WHAT IS AN IEC?!?!
IT'S AN IMPROVISED EXPLOSIVE CRAB
YEET
CURSE YOU FROOTAL I TRUSTED YOU AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
BOOM!!!!
target acquired. returning fire
SPLAT!
The whisperer: guess it's down to just me then hmm,
Lets see what i can do with this thing
just a little to the left and
STOMP!!!
DUDE i have so got to get me one of these, this beats the command crab any day
ZAPPPP!!!!!
what the hell is going on down there, tesseract 094, purge internal systems
well at least we had a good run
FWOOOM
an eerie quiet falls over the forest as the smell of burnt crab and circuitry wafts through the air
Good work my thinkers, it's a pity about atrophy though.
Robots, begin salvage and cleanup protocol
BZZZZZZZZZZSHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPP
oh what now
Bloop.. bloop..
Major Somber: Portal is stable go go go
Hawk Guy: What a charming forest
Major Somber: At least it used to be, i don't know what the hell we just walked into
Major Somber: Greetings sir! I am Major Daedalus Somber, representative of the republic of studland and the yellow partnership. We are on an exploratory mission scouting the far corners of the brikverse
Fascinating
And just who might you be sir?
*CHI-CHIK*
uh-oh
it's a pleasure to meet you, My Name is Jacik Jazari. Welcome to the world of Rehinn, Major
i trust you will enjoy your stay here. I certainly will
THE END
