Battle for Serpent Rock - Turn 2

[All-Bricks United]

Actual Engagement

<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/43471529@N07/4013534846/" title="Yellow 00 Rocket Skiffs Advance by AllBricksUnited - Forum Battles, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2449/401 ... e2a9_o.jpg" width="352" height="306" alt="Yellow 00 Rocket Skiffs Advance"></a><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/43471529@N07/4012767623/" title="Yellow 01 Rocket Skiffs Shoot and Miss - Badly by AllBricksUnited - Forum Battles, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2499/401 ... aa18_o.jpg" width="412" height="431" alt="Yellow 01 Rocket Skiffs Shoot and Miss - Badly"></a>
The rocket skiffs rocketed forward. The drivers shot. They missed. They missed -bad-. It was kinda sad, really.

<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/43471529@N07/4013534898/" title="Yellow 02 Sea Critters Advance by AllBricksUnited - Forum Battles, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3525/401 ... 1733_o.jpg" width="516" height="236" alt="Yellow 02 Sea Critters Advance"></a>
The seacritters advanced - to glory!

<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/43471529@N07/4012767665/" title="Yellow 030 Cap Part 2 by AllBricksUnited - Forum Battles, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2459/401 ... 75b0_o.jpg" width="235" height="345" alt="Yellow 030 Cap Part 2"></a>
Oh man, not -again-. "Wait baby, give me another chance! I can change!"
<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/43471529@N07/4012767701/" title="Yellow 031 Cap Part 2 by AllBricksUnited - Forum Battles, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2491/401 ... d716_o.jpg" width="272" height="258" alt="Yellow 031 Cap Part 2"></a><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/43471529@N07/4012767743/" title="Yellow 032 Cap Part 2 by AllBricksUnited - Forum Battles, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2542/401 ... aab9_o.jpg" width="347" height="287" alt="Yellow 032 Cap Part 2"></a>
<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/43471529@N07/4012767757/" title="Yellow 033 Cap Part 2 by AllBricksUnited - Forum Battles, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2573/401 ... 657f_o.jpg" width="263" height="272" alt="Yellow 033 Cap Part 2"></a><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/43471529@N07/4012767771/" title="Yellow 034 Cap Part 2 by AllBricksUnited - Forum Battles, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2660/401 ... 9f0b_o.jpg" width="268" height="261" alt="Yellow 034 Cap Part 2"></a>
<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/43471529@N07/4013535028/" title="Yellow 035 Cap Part 2 by AllBricksUnited - Forum Battles, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2648/401 ... 37cf_o.jpg" width="287" height="280" alt="Yellow 035 Cap Part 2"></a><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/43471529@N07/4013535048/" title="Yellow 036 Cthulhu Captain Prepared for Battle by AllBricksUnited - Forum Battles, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3501/401 ... 299b_o.jpg" width="225" height="206" alt="Yellow 036 Cthulhu Captain Prepared for Battle"></a>
Oh god. It's horrifying! And yet... Well, it doesn't matter. "Ia Ia! Cthulhu, uh, Miniguns?"

<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/43471529@N07/4012767811/" title="Yellow 04 And the Crocs Keep Moving Too - Slowly by AllBricksUnited - Forum Battles, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2481/401 ... b3ef_o.jpg" width="285" height="234" alt="Yellow 04 And the Crocs Keep Moving Too - Slowly"></a>
The Croc-Riders keep on moving. Slowly.

<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/43471529@N07/4013535086/" title="Black 00 Cannon Fires and Destroys Rocket Skiff Engine by AllBricksUnited - Forum Battles, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2588/401 ... 4576_o.jpg" width="295" height="485" alt="Black 00 Cannon Fires and Destroys Rocket Skiff Engine"></a>
A Cannon shoots! And hits a Skiff. And blows up its engine.

<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/43471529@N07/4013535104/" title="Black 00 Skiff Destroyed by AllBricksUnited - Forum Battles, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2632/401 ... ec13_o.jpg" width="505" height="263" alt="Black 00 Skiff Destroyed"></a>
<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/43471529@N07/4012767877/" title="Black 00 Skiff Remains by AllBricksUnited - Forum Battles, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2667/401 ... 4503_o.jpg" width="503" height="212" alt="Black 00 Skiff Remains"></a>
Yeah, it's quite blown up. But the driver is okay.

<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/43471529@N07/4013535154/" title="Black 01 Gunner Wastes the Skiff Driver by AllBricksUnited - Forum Battles, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3479/401 ... 3760_o.jpg" width="167" height="453" alt="Black 01 Gunner Wastes the Skiff Driver"></a>
Uh... Oh wait, maybe that driver won't be okay.
<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/43471529@N07/4013535170/" title="Black 01 Wasted Skiff Driver by AllBricksUnited - Forum Battles, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2428/401 ... 820f_o.jpg" width="180" height="251" alt="Black 01 Wasted Skiff Driver"></a><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/43471529@N07/4013535182/" title="Black 01 Wasted Skiff Remains by AllBricksUnited - Forum Battles, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2437/401 ... d7ef_o.jpg" width="198" height="251" alt="Black 01 Wasted Skiff Remains"></a>
So incredibly, incredibly dead. His head and torso exploded in a cloud of blood. That's... not a happy way to go.

<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/43471529@N07/4013535192/" title="Black 02 Pontoons Move Up by AllBricksUnited - Forum Battles, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2619/401 ... 4e45_o.jpg" width="409" height="260" alt="Black 02 Pontoons Move Up"></a><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/43471529@N07/4013535208/" title="Black 03 Pontoon Misses the Dolphin and Shoots the Rock by AllBricksUnited - Forum Battles, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2425/401 ... 2ba0_o.jpg" width="418" height="384" alt="Black 03 Pontoon Misses the Dolphin and Shoots the Rock"></a>
The Pontoon boats move up. One shoots at the dolphin, but misses badly, and shoots the rock instead.

<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/43471529@N07/4012767971/" title="Black 04 Scootypuff Moves by AllBricksUnited - Forum Battles, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3419/401 ... 34d2_o.jpg" width="245" height="235" alt="Black 04 Scootypuff Moves"></a>
The Scootypuff moves.
<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/43471529@N07/4012767991/" title="Black 05 Scootypuff Fires a Torpedo - Skiff Driver Bails Out by AllBricksUnited - Forum Battles, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3494/401 ... c0d6_o.jpg" width="289" height="365" alt="Black 05 Scootypuff Fires a Torpedo - Skiff Driver Bails Out"></a>
And fires a torpedo at the second skiff.
<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/43471529@N07/4012768003/" title="Black 06 Scootypuff Missile Explodes the Skiff by AllBricksUnited - Forum Battles, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2529/401 ... 9b7b_o.jpg" width="358" height="260" alt="Black 06 Scootypuff Missile Explodes the Skiff"></a><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/43471529@N07/4013535284/" title="Black 07 Scootypuff Torpedo Aftermath - The Skiff Sinks, the Driver Floats Nearby by AllBricksUnited - Forum Battles, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2674/401 ... 54ac_o.jpg" width="266" height="302" alt="Black 07 Scootypuff Torpedo Aftermath - The Skiff Sinks, the Driver Floats Nearby"></a>
It hits. It explodes. And, uh, so does the skiff. The driver bails out, but the skiff just sinks.

<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/43471529@N07/4012768039/" title="Black 08 Why Is There So Much Singing by AllBricksUnited - Forum Battles, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2478/401 ... c823_o.jpg" width="278" height="248" alt="Black 08 Why Is There So Much Singing"></a>
Aaaand for some reason -this- team is singing now. Is this a musical or something? I mean, what the hell folks?
<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/43471529@N07/4012768071/" title="Black 090 Their Singing Shakes the Rocks by AllBricksUnited - Forum Battles, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2670/401 ... ce8d_o.jpg" width="541" height="383" alt="Black 090 Their Singing Shakes the Rocks"></a>
<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/43471529@N07/4013535332/" title="Black 091 And Cracks Serpent Rock by AllBricksUnited - Forum Battles, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2592/401 ... d500_o.jpg" width="288" height="442" alt="Black 091 And Cracks Serpent Rock"></a>
Still, they're loud enough to shake some rocks loose, and to crack Serpent Rock.

<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/43471529@N07/4013535348/" title="Blue 00 Big Boy Misses the Target But Hits the Rock by AllBricksUnited - Forum Battles, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3508/401 ... e172_o.jpg" width="301" height="322" alt="Blue 00 Big Boy Misses the Target But Hits the Rock"></a><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/43471529@N07/4013535364/" title="Blue 00 Big Boy Rock Remains by AllBricksUnited - Forum Battles, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3495/401 ... 0bf4_o.jpg" width="227" height="278" alt="Blue 00 Big Boy Rock Remains"></a>
The round that the Big Boy Barrel Cannon fired last round hits. It isn't exactly where it aimed, but it does explode the hell out of a rock. To death. It's uh, it's gone now.

<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/43471529@N07/4013535380/" title="Blue 01 Gunner Kills the Swordfish by AllBricksUnited - Forum Battles, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2427/401 ... ccf8_o.jpg" width="270" height="566" alt="Blue 01 Gunner Kills the Swordfish"></a><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/43471529@N07/4012768189/" title="Blue 01 Swordfish is Dead Dead Dead by AllBricksUnited - Forum Battles, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2652/401 ... c8a6_o.jpg" width="243" height="184" alt="Blue 01 Swordfish is Dead Dead Dead"></a>
Front gun dude shot the swordfish. It uh, it died.

<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/43471529@N07/4012768255/" title="Blue 02 Forward Cannons Blow Them Up Some Sharks by AllBricksUnited - Forum Battles, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2457/401 ... d2ab_o.jpg" width="331" height="575" alt="Blue 02 Forward Cannons Blow Them Up Some Sharks"></a><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/43471529@N07/4012768279/" title="Blue 02 Sharks Totally Dead by AllBricksUnited - Forum Battles, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2623/401 ... 72ee_o.jpg" width="433" height="204" alt="Blue 02 Sharks Totally Dead"></a>
The two forward Barrel Cannons fire at the sharks (they're the only things in range). Both hit! The sharks? They don't survive.

<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/43471529@N07/4012768307/" title="Blue 03 Betty Offers Flashes for Improved Violence by AllBricksUnited - Forum Battles, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2643/401 ... 5262_o.jpg" width="172" height="191" alt="Blue 03 Betty Offers Flashes for Improved Violence"></a>
"Hey you, with the -big- gun. If you actually hit this time, I'll give you a real show. And by that, I mean you'll get to see the blue-footed-boobies. Without the feet."
<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/43471529@N07/4013535490/" title="Blue 04 The Big Boy Gunner Is Impressed by AllBricksUnited - Forum Battles, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2531/401 ... b6fd_o.jpg" width="80" height="143" alt="Blue 04 The Big Boy Gunner Is Impressed"></a>
"Rockin! Let's do this!"

<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/43471529@N07/4012768333/" title="Blue 05 The Big Boy Fires Again by AllBricksUnited - Forum Battles, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2616/401 ... 4298_o.jpg" width="226" height="455" alt="Blue 05 The Big Boy Fires Again"></a>
The Big Boy gunner fires again, this time aiming at the Storm Captain.

<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/43471529@N07/4012768359/" title="Red 00 Canoes Move Up by AllBricksUnited - Forum Battles, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2543/401 ... 4e9d_o.jpg" width="377" height="270" alt="Red 00 Canoes Move Up"></a><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/43471529@N07/4013535556/" title="Red 01 Canoes Fire Missiles by AllBricksUnited - Forum Battles, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2545/401 ... 7d5f_o.jpg" width="435" height="276" alt="Red 01 Canoes Fire Missiles"></a>
The canoes move up, and fire rockets at the Pontoon boat.

<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/43471529@N07/4013535592/" title="Red 02 One Missile is On-Target - But the Other is Going to Hit the Dolphin by AllBricksUnited - Forum Battles, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2551/401 ... 91cd_o.jpg" width="601" height="333" alt="Red 02 One Missile is On-Target - But the Other is Going to Hit the Dolphin"></a>
<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/43471529@N07/4012768405/" title="Red 03 The Dolphin Isn't Blown Up by AllBricksUnited - Forum Battles, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3510/401 ... 11bc_o.jpg" width="331" height="206" alt="Red 03 The Dolphin Isn't Blown Up"></a><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/43471529@N07/4012768433/" title="Red 04 See Not Blown Up by AllBricksUnited - Forum Battles, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2574/401 ... 3392_o.jpg" width="256" height="215" alt="Red 04 See Not Blown Up"></a>
One missile goes off-target, and almost hits the dolphin. Well, it -does- hit him. But he's okay. See, look: totally okay.
<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/43471529@N07/4013535658/" title="Red 05 This Missile is On Target by AllBricksUnited - Forum Battles, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2660/401 ... 0f1d_o.jpg" width="546" height="264" alt="Red 05 This Missile is On Target"></a>
<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/43471529@N07/4013535682/" title="Red 06 The Missile Hits by AllBricksUnited - Forum Battles, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2590/401 ... 0962_o.jpg" width="357" height="287" alt="Red 06 The Missile Hits"></a><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/43471529@N07/4012768527/" title="Red 07 The Pontoon Explodes and the Driver Bailed to Safety by AllBricksUnited - Forum Battles, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3504/401 ... 161a_o.jpg" width="369" height="251" alt="Red 07 The Pontoon Explodes and the Driver Bailed to Safety"></a>
The other missile is on-target. And it hits. The pontoon driver bails out to safety, but the boat isn't quite so lucky.

<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/43471529@N07/4012768539/" title="Red 08 The Assault Skiffs Move Up - But No Clear Shots by AllBricksUnited - Forum Battles, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2534/401 ... ed9d_o.jpg" width="522" height="304" alt="Red 08 The Assault Skiffs Move Up - But No Clear Shots"></a>
The assault skiffs move up, but are out of range of doing anything fun.

<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/43471529@N07/4013535740/" title="Red 09 The Everynerd Moves to Serent Rock by AllBricksUnited - Forum Battles, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2621/401 ... 431d_o.jpg" width="421" height="446" alt="Red 09 The Everynerd Moves to Serent Rock"></a><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/43471529@N07/4012768581/" title="Red 10 The Everynerd uh - pole dances - on Serpent Rock by AllBricksUnited - Forum Battles, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2546/401 ... cd18_o.jpg" width="310" height="499" alt="Red 10 The Everynerd uh - pole dances - on Serpent Rock"></a>
The Everynerd pulls up to Serpent Rock, climbs up, and uh... humps it. Well, dry humps it. Well, "pole dances" - but we know what that -really- means. Oh, and you can't hear it, but he's humming western music too. That... doesn't make this okay.

<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/43471529@N07/4013535784/" title="Overview 1 by AllBricksUnited - Forum Battles, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2464/401 ... da1a_o.jpg" width="486" height="648" alt="Overview 1"></a><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/43471529@N07/4012768719/" title="Overview 2 by AllBricksUnited - Forum Battles, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2557/401 ... bcac_o.jpg" width="486" height="648" alt="Overview 2"></a>
Here's the overviews. This round actually had some crazy stuff happen. Good times, good times.

So, send your orders whenever. My schedule will prohibit running anything until after 6pm (pacific) tomorrow.

[Warhead]

Orders in, an amazing turn.

Natalya, that's just so wrong... sick, but funny.

[lrdofbricks]

amazing turn, your doing a great job.

[Warhead]

Why thank you...




( Sorry, A'BU, he's right though. Nice game you're running here).

[Natalya]

I summoned a Brikthulu spawn. You all are fucked.

[RJ]

This is bloody amazing - I bow down before you All-Stars!