Hopeful destruction Turn 3

[kiemaster]

Manly santa

santa climbs the wall and kicks this guy off


BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!!!!!!!


after not finding any beer santa takes his anger out on the nearby militia *BOOM*


he jumps down and looks in a barrel to find a friken sweet hat!!!!!

Droids

The Droids disembark


This can't be good



INSIGNIFICANT MORTALS WITH THERE PUNY SHIPS!!!!!!!!!


*CRASH*


everyone got out safely


The pilots grab equipment as the droids kill a zombie and a Bug

Biker

he swerves on the building


he fires a midget


2 bugs and a droid down


Then he faces the grim reaper looking for a challange

Alien Swarm

they eat 2 cultists

WARHEAD

He rides just after getting kicked out of a stag do that he wasnt invited to because he slept with the grooms mum


he lets his horse run hopefully causing carnage



landing just short of the biker


Warhead is pretty pissed off at the result and decides to take his anger out....


on the space police


"Were are you running off to"!!!!!


THROW


BONK!!!!

SPACE POLICE ELIMINATED

satisfied he ass fucks the main teams mums

POLICE MUM

GRIM REAPERS MUM

FANCY PANTS'S MUM

Acheivment Unlocked
For fucking all starting teams mums
reward:the anger of all the other teams

Cultists

The Reaper Brings back warheads horse from the dead


"i accept your challange mortal"


FIGHT!!!!!!!


the last cultist flames the last surviving swarm

ALIEN SWARM ELIMINATED

[kiemaster]

waiting for

lrdofbricks

[playwell]

Aww i really thought i was just going to make it to the next turn. well it was fun waching the outcome anyway.

[Warhead]

LMFAO!!!



Bravo sir, Bravo! (Sorry, Playwell).

[kiemaster]

*bows*
people can send orders for turn 4 after i got orders from lrdofbricks

[legacymedia92]

Crap in a hat.

[Magic Soap]

after not finding any beer santa takes his nger out on the nearby militia *BOOM*

[kiemaster]

after not finding any beer santa takes his Anger out on the nearby militia *BOOM*

[Magic Soap]

after not finding any beer santa takes his nagger out on the nearby militia *BOOM*

after not finding any beer santa takes his el nigre out on the nearby militia *BOOM*

after not finding any beer santa takes his banger out on the nearby militia *BOOM*

after not finding any beer santa takes his hunger out on the nearby militia *BOOM*

[kiemaster]

after not finding any beer santa takes his nagger out on the nearby militia *BOOM*

after not finding any beer santa takes his el nigre out on the nearby militia *BOOM*

after not finding any beer santa takes his banger out on the nearby militia *BOOM*

after not finding any beer santa takes his hunger out on the nearby militia *BOOM*

lol the last one would be funny and im just starting to put up end phase

[kiemaster]

Militia

the guy in the tek suit climbs over the wall of the building


he replaces a gun with the beer barrel


and throws it near the others


then he shoots the beer
wait did he just shoot the beer? this can't be good


santa enraged gets ready and...


*THROW* ZCCZCZCZCZCCZCZCZCZCCZC(<---chainsaw noise)


fancy pants:whats your name
medic:im the doctor
fancy pants:doctor who??
medic:no just the doctor



he usses his sonic scredriver to powerdown all the droids.there not dead just need switching on again


fancy pants ,pissed off with warhead fucking his mum,calls in for some support


RT:8008*:Sandstorm awaiting target
*hehehe boob


*BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM*


He survived but lost 1 of his wounds

deadly spacemen and end phase


they get there immortal backpacks


and take out a keg of beer and..wait did everyones IQ just go down a few levels.. yep it jamesandburgundy


FANCY PANTS IS EVOLVING
WHOS THAT FORUM MEMBER!!!


ITS KIEMASTER!!!!

Send orders turn 4