New tatas gametime

[Maverick]

Put bow in backpack. Equip shield. Charge at nearest enemy. If I don't get all the way there, go in cover.

[motorhead fan]

The possibility of me getting healed is like taking down the deathstar by spitting on it

[Vami IV]

The possibility of me getting healed is like taking down the deathstar by spitting on it

What if you spit on the "Self Destruct" button?

[Maverick]

The possibility of me getting healed is like taking down the deathstar by spitting on it

What if you spit on the "Self Destruct" button?

6: The Death Star didn't have one
7: You'd need something heavier. Or the ability to spit like a stereotypical cowboy.

[motorhead fan]

The possibility of me getting healed is like taking down the deathstar by spitting on it

What if you spit on the "Self Destruct" button?

6: The Death Star didn't have one
7: You'd need something heavier. Or the ability to spit like a stereotypical cowboy.

hahahaha the Dalek crucible did though A pity, all that universe smashing firepower and they put the self destruct button in the same room where prisoners go...

[SwedesInSpace]

hahahaha the Dalek crucible did though A pity, all that universe smashing firepower and they put the self destruct button in the same room where prisoners go...

well thats the only logical thing to do.

[lawmaster]

Triple J.

Jason picks up a rocket launcher and waits for the airship to come into range.

Guy Fox

Guy blasts at the armored unit, but the bullets simply glance off him.

J.G.L.

John picks up the shield and puts the bow on his back (you have no backpack).

He uses his momentum to send an orks head flying.

Trovians

A constipated infantry member kills the orc who grabbed the gem.

These two fail to hit anything.
Not shown, the Trovian commander fails to kill an orc.

Zombies

The zombies gnaw on this Trovian.

Skeletons

The armored skelly plows into one of the Trovians.

The resurrected skelly tries to hook onto the airship...

Unfortunately the harpoon falls back onto him.

The necro goes for it...

And manages to cling to a wing.

Tribe

One member makes it back to find the crystal gone.

The other crits a sprint roll for a third time so he rips off his useless legs.

Dutch

The ship flys over Jason...

Who responds with a pull of the trigger...

The small rocket barely manages to take out one hitpoint.

It does send the necro to his second death.

The airship fires down on the Trovian commander, making him go splat.

The armored fires into guy who is saved by his light armor once again.

Unknown

Explosions suddenly appear on the airship taking it down 3 more hitpoints!

A final explosion takes out the wing and the last hitpoint!

The ship lurches forward...

And drops to the ground.

The attacking ship then hovers above the water.

Overviews

A siren can be heard ringing out over the field.

[Alex]

Go full auto on the armored guy and take his helmet once he's dead.

[Silverdream]

Was I crushed by the ship?

[lawmaster]

Was I crushed by the ship?

Nope, stumble dice were in your favor.

[Silverdream]

Go into ship, and see if it has any sound systems.

[Maverick]

Keep killing people with the power granted by the god of hunting and shields.
Scream "Vig bort ved Ull's skib!" To whatever I may gain from doing so.

[Vami IV]

Go into ship, and see if it has any sound systems.

Inb4 finding out that it's actually being controlled by Snoop Dog.

[lawmaster]

Guy Fox

Guy trys again to kill the armored unit, and yet again the bullets glance off him.

J.J.J.

Jason takes off some pieces of debris revealing one dead heavy, several alive and angry dutch troops, and one of the prisoners you were sent to rescue!

J.G.L.

John tries to kill an orc but fails and ends up throwing his sword.

Trovians

This trooper picks up a shotgun and trys to shoot the cluttered Dutch, but he gets knocked back by the recoil.

This trovian trys to shoot Eberhard but misses.

Demons

The ork tries to slice John open but is blocked by the shield.

Mummies

The mummies rip the trovian apart who can do nothing to protect himself as he is ripped limb from limb.

Skeletons

The armored skeleton fails at attacking Eberhard and throws his weapon.

Dutch

The armored unit puts his gun up to Guy's head, who is too petrified to move.

Guy Fox bites the dust.

The Dutch troops send the door flying, it crushes the armored skelly.

Dutch units move out and kill the last two mummies.
(Not Pictured, several units fail to harm the unknown ship)

A medic revives a cc specialist.

One heavy stays in the ship to try and kill Jason, but he forgot to load his gun.

The pilot gets out and fails to kill a trovian.

Tribe

The tribeman grabs a jetpack and zooms over to the crystal.
(Not pictured) The other tribe member crawls toward his camp.

Unknown

The back door opens up revealing the units inside.

A grenade launcher kills a hazmat and cc specialist.

A rocketeer takes aim...

And fails to kill anyone.

A pyro sets this cc specialist on fire but doesn't kill him.

This dual weilder also fails to kill.

And these two both throw perfectly good swords away.

Overviews

[Alex]

Avenge me!