Rainbow War II: Jellybean Apocalypse: Grail War, Turn 2

[devincp]

I am OK with whatever you decide. A dice off or a coin flip seams a good way to decide.

[Silent-sigfig]

At first I wanted devincp because he is American.

But then I noticed that he has an Ayn Rand quote in his signature so he will probably stab the rest of us in the back.

Now I'm not so sure.

[devincp]

Well I can't say for sure whether I won't stab you all in the back but it certainly won't be because of Ayn Rand. However I am not Known for my treachery. Although if betraying you all makes me king then it is not out of the cards.

[ikensall]

Step 6: Roll a D6
Step 7: If the dice gives 1-2, devincp is Sir Dogdu...
Step 8: If the dice gives 3-4, yours truly is Sir Dogdu...
Step 9: If the dice gives 5-6, thrust Sir Dogdu upon Zahru, because he needs a faction come hell or high water, right?
Step 10: Put us out of our misery (dice score can be fabricated in extreme circumstances of "that ikensall guy is a tosser, fuck no").
Step 11: Profit!

[stubby]

All right, you've convinced me. Despite my reservations about not knowing much about devincp yet, I do know that I hate Ayn Rand and anyone who follows her terrible ideas. So that's good enough for me; I'll send the Dogdu details to devincp after I get out of this boring all-day meeting.

[Overwatch_Elite]

All right, you've convinced me. Despite my reservations about not knowing much about devincp yet, I do know that I hate Ayn Rand and anyone who follows her terrible ideas. So that's good enough for me; I'll send the Dogdu details to devincp after I get out of this boring all-day meeting.

Not many people going postal these days...

[devincp]

OK so here goes the Dogdu orders. First it's time to get out of this cage. Dogdu will use his move to jump out of the cage to my weapon and shield. Then I will heroically jump down off the castle walls and across the river through the debris and call out my dire wolf to meet me at the river. My forces will move forward towards the drawbridge sprinting as far as they can. except for the crossbowmen and the heavy knights. the crossbowmen will fire a barrage of arrows into the Shitgoats flaming creation in an attempt to spread the fire to the trees. Then the knights will charge the trees in an attempt to bring it down on the walls of the Ork fortress. Hopefully the king sees my cunning escape and how prepared I am by having my dire wolf ready for the battle even while "locked" in a cage.

[Vami IV]

Did I ever send orders for turn 2?

[Overwatch_Elite]

How are the shit goats faring anyway? I miss my children

[Tzan]

King Methhouse: I ordered Sir Stalin to make a treaty with those guys to help us against the castle.
So now we are all buddies, friend.

[Silent-sigfig]

King Methhouse: I ordered Sir Stalin to make a treaty with those guys to help us against the castle.
So now we are all buddies, friend.

whoops

[devincp]

By those guys do you mean the shitgoats and works. And did the treaty work?

[Tzan]

King Methhouse: "Whoops? I don't understand, is this some new slang term that the young folks are using these day. Ah to be young again and prone to failure."



Teddy Bear: *steeples fingers* "Exxxxcellent. Treaty -failed, rescue Dogdu -failed. I love it when a plan comes together.
Looks like I will soon become King by default. Default is the best way to win."

[devincp]

I will reprise my orders to atacm the shitgoats for now until further information is gained other wise all other orders stand.

[Silent-sigfig]

I totally forgot. Just attack them anyway, we can use their corpses for catapult ammo.