Attack on Banshee Mansion (Completed)

[sahasrahla]

Hot Hero's cliche is Sword-Slinging Stud. Think Wesley from princess bride or Zorro or Geralt from the Witcher.

[BoltonPaulDefiant]

anyway, he uses hisheroic action to rickroll swap king EDIT: sorry, I didn't see reply, he throw his sword like a boomerang at sawam boiz

[ninja_bait]

[Zupponn]

Hot Knight returns!

I also love that you're calling his troops White Knights as well.

[Mr. President]

Agreed - I absolutely marked out. I really hope nobody heard me cackling.

[sahasrahla]

sorry for the delay guys my grandad just got released from the hospital and like the entire family came into town this weekend to see him. hoping to get the next turn up this week

[ninja_bait]

no need to apologize!

[sahasrahla]

TURN 3

SWAMP BOYZ (Ninja_bait)

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The boyz attack whoever is closest. The Lion Knights' armor protects them, however.

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The Heavy Metal Magician is not so fortunate.

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This boi shoots at one of the knights and misses.

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Swamp daddy bubba: *teleports behind you* Omae wa mou shindeiru
Banshee sorceress: Not fair! that's not even close to being in line with your heroic cliche!
Swamp Daddy: Too bad! I rolled a six and you rolled a two! [Feat success!]

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Swamp Daddy: Hubba Bubba Toil an' Trubba time, bwitches!
Swamp Daddy skewers one of the sorceresses.

WHITE KNIGHTS (BoltonPaulDefiant)

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The knights rush in to assist the ladies against the horrible swamp monsters assaulting them. They sprint across the battlefield and the armored Damsel Defenders fall behind.

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The archers open fire on the banshees above, but they don't have a good angle and miss.

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Hot Hero hurls his Harrier-helper, hewing a horrible hellion in half. [Feat success!]

Bubblegum Banshees (Zupponn)

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The flower fiends emerge from the darkness of their cave in pursuit of the swamp boyz, but can't catch any of them. Being plants, their move speed is half a normal minifig's.

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Blade Babe 1: You take that back!
Blade Babe 2: Make me!
The Blade Babes start wrestling across the floor, totally hair-pulling and biting and stuff.

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But a queenly voice interrupts them. Maeve has seen their mischeif in her divination!
Queen Maeve: Babes! Enough nonsense, get back to work. You're both sexy bitches.
Blade Babe: oops

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Queen Maeve: Now apologize.
Blade Babe 1: I'm sorry... bitch
Blade Babe 2: It was my fault... skank

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The Banshee knights attack! Only one scores a kill.

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Banshee Berserker: I just want to draw flowers and chew bubblegum, but there's too much bubblegum! Raaaaarghhh!
She marches out and smashes another Harrier knight.

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The Bubblegum Sorceress' hunk detectors start going wild. Even Swamp Daddy's stink isn't enough to distract them. Shoving him unceremoniously aside, they start a new chant. "Hot knight, hot knight, who are you going to see tonight?"

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Their spell fills Hot Hero with visions of sexy sorceresses. Rather than arousing him, however, this instantly triggers his PTSD, and he collapses on the ground, disrupted.

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Queen Maeve searches even farther into the future. "I can see something... incredible! Just up ahead, ooooh, it's so close I can smell it! Smells like... ectoplasm?"
The Banshee Queen has nearly pierced the cloud of unknowing in her search for ultimate knowledge! Eldritch powers infuse her being! The entire tower becomes weaponized by the power surging through her, and she can use her action each turn to blast someone within 10" with psychic death rays!

HEAVY METAL HARRIERS (NPC'd)

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The Heavy Gold Lion Knights need no protection from any man, hot or otherwise. They paste one of the shrunken head boyz.

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The last Heavy Metal Magician avenges her fallen sister with a fireblast to the face.

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The Harrier Knights attack the Berserker, but Queen Maeve's foresight was bestowed on her last turn, and she leaps high into the air, evading their assault.

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Stepping over fallen corpses, Alice smashes another Bubblegum Knight.

Meanwhile, in a dingy tavern not far away...

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Cpt Fluffypuppy: Yanno, I used to be a big deal... Captain of the guard for jolly old Basil himself, really. I lose one battle against some fancypants human prick and he fires me. Can you believe it???
Bartender: Brother, where is your honor? Your dignity? The Fluffypuppy clan would be ashamed to see you now.
Cpt. Fluffypuppy: You're right. I must regain my honor. I need... revenge! I must make my clan proud! In fact, that gives me an idea... you got a phone, bartender?
Bartender: Out back.

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Cpt Fluffypuppy: Hey Snugglebottom, it's me, Fluffypuppy!
Snugglebottom: Well wag my tail, the old captain himself! What's up?

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Cpt Fluffypuppy: Listen, I must embark on a quest for vengeance, and I need your help. Can you round up some boys who'd be down for a revenge quest?
Snugglebottom: Well sure, brother. I know just the guys.

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Later....
Cpt Fluffypuppy: Uh.... brother, who the hell are these guys?
Snugglebottom: Hardened warriors all, brother. I brought my son Tickletoes, that's Thad the Pork Knight and Chad the Trunk Knight, those are the Samurai Bunny Sisters, that's Pussy Mama, and also...

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Snugglebottom: Actually, I don't know who that guy is

Secret Faction Two unlocked (Player: Redrover)! The nefarious Captain Fluffypuppy is back for revenge! Objective: Destroy the White Knights and the Heavy Metal Harriers!

OVERWATCH!

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REMAINING FORCES
Bubblegum Banshees: Two knights, three sorcerersses, a berserker, two elite blade babes, and Queen Maeve
Swamp Boiz: One shooty boi and Bubba
White Knights: All forces remain (Hot Hero disrupted)
Heavy Metal Harriers: Two knights, one sorceress, two heavy gold lion knights, and Alice
Cpt. Fluffypuppy's razgrizzly Friends: All forces remain

Send orders for Turn 4!!!

[ninja_bait]

There's a lot of razgrizzly content on Brikwars this week.

Wait fuck, I'm out of bois...

Big Bubba gets mad about getting pushed aside. "Can ya feel yer hearts burning? Can you feel the struggle within? The fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make! You cannot kill me in a way that matters! Decay is an extant form of life, witch!"

Enemies killed by swamp bois come back to life as part of the swamp, continuing the circle of life raising a RUCKUS! and kick butts

[Joshua]

Yay! Turn 3 is up! Love this battle so far!

Can't wait for more.

[BoltonPaulDefiant]

two first warriors finish swamp bois, rest of army go to the door, archers shoot at berserker, hero try to jump as berserker too (if he can, and archers did'n kill berserker, he attack her)

[sahasrahla]

I swear I am still working on this guys, sorry it's been so delayed.... about 70% done with the photos at this point, hoping to have it up by this weekend.

[Zupponn]

It's all good my man. I understand how real life can catch up with you and turns slow down.

[sahasrahla]

TURN 4

SWAMP BOYZ (Ninja_bait)



The last swamp boi takes out a banshee knight.



Swamp Daddy Bubba: Can ya feel yer hearts burning? Can you feel the struggle within? The fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make! You cannot kill me in a way that matters! Decay is an extant form of life, witch!







The fungal spores Swamp Daddy has been secretly spreading since the beginning have started taking root! Foes slain by a swampy boi begin to arise, their corpses riddled with nasty swamp parasites! [Feat success!]

CPT. FLUFFYPUPPY & FRIENDS (Redrover)



Cpt Fluffypuppy: *sniff sniff* Hmm... I smell swamp beasts. Yes... I recall with fondness the days when I rolled with their ilk as a pup in the swamp. Perhaps they will be amenable to an alliance.
The razgrizzlies have extended an official offer of mutual non-combat to the swamp boyz! I can't remember if NB agreed to this weeks back when it was first mentioned in the discord!



The rest of the warband rushes out. Tickletoes and PigLad peel ahead, eager for blood.



They catch one of the archers vulnerable in the back and carve him up.

WHITE KNIGHTS (BoltonPaulDefiant)



The knights rush in but find themselves in a dilemma. They're here to protect the ladies, but now the ladies have been possessed by evil spores! Their confusion is such that their attacks fail.



The Damsel Defenders step up to protect their remaining archer. Only one scores a kill, however.



The archer retreats and fires at the Banshee Berserker.



This time, exposed and with no foresight to protect her, the epic shot pins her to the wall!



Hot Hero makes a mighty leap, aiming to crash into the thick of the enemy above and deliver a mighty blow!



But he's still a little dizzy from the psychic assault last round, and he gets stuck in the tree instead [feat failed!].

BUBBLEGUM BANSHEES (Zupponn)



Banshee sorceresses: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit
They blast Swamp Daddy Bubba into gooey bits with their magic!



Bubblegum Knight: Who's the backstabbing bitch now, Sally??
With a massive double overskill roll, the last Harrier knight takes out one of Bubba's Sprout Zombies.



The Blade Babes get tired of catfighting and go to take a peek at what their Queen is up to. A weird smell is radiating from the tower... smells like... ectoplasm?



Banshee Queen Maeve: Incredible... Incredible! I have penetrated deeper into the secrets of the universe than any mortal being before me! I can see everything! I can see.... what is that?



SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

In her ultra-cosmic search for the deepest mysteries of the universe, Queen Maeve has stumbled into the domain of an ancient slumbering eldritch horror! Glowing space-sludge tendrils burst forth from her seeing tower!



Queen Maeve: Well, shit.

HEAVY METAL HARRIERS (NPC'd)



Alice whacks the head off the last of the Swamp Boyz.



The Heavy Lion Knights attack their former ally. One, distraight by the horrific transformation of her former friend, critfails her attack. The other skewers the Sprout Zombie.



The Harrier Knights attack the last Banshee Knight but fail to kill her.



The Heavy Metal Magician roasts her former sister sorceress, eliminating the last of the Swamp Boyz! N_B if you still wanna play the Heavy Metal Harriers are in need of a commander!

OVERWATCH SHOTS








REMAINING FORCES
Bubblegum Banshees: One knight, three sorcerersses, two elite blade babes, and Queen Maeve
Swamp Boiz: ELIMINATED
White Knights: Three Damsel Defenders, three spearmen, one archer, and Hot Hero
Heavy Metal Harriers: Two knights, one sorceress, two heavy gold lion knights (one disrupted), and Alice
Cpt. Fluffypuppy's razgrizzly Friends: Two Samurai Bunnies, two armored razgrizzlies, Pussy Mama, Piglad, Snugglebottom, and Cpt Fluffypuppy

Send orders for Turn 5!!!

[ninja_bait]

Well, who cares what I said about alliances now lol

We were doomed from the start, but we made a ruckus. Good work Big Bubba, RIP in Pieces