The Brik Musketeers - Turn 9
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Re: The Brik Musketeers - Turn 5
Turn 5
Pierre Dolinski shows off his new gun leg to Madeleine.
"Lieutenant... I lost my leg at La Rochelle, but I am always delighted to serve France. And I would be most delighted to serve you as well, by giving you the... Dolinski..."
"Impressive! I would love to take a closer look at all of your legs..."
Madeleine is now Pierre's lover!
Gaspard Lechevallier talks to Philippe.
"Lieutenant, we are about to begin construction with the cardinal's donated briks. I trust you will protect the site from anyone who tries to interfere?"
"Certainly, monsieur Lechevallier!"
Gaspard calls on the citizenry.
"Citizens! The Yellow Club received these briks as a generous donation from the Cardinal - the church is now our biggest ally! We will use them to construct... The Eiffel Tower! Give me your aid!"
But the citizens have been recruited by the Green and Blue Clubs - and they have no intention of aiding the Yellow Club.
The Green and Blue Clubs advance on the building site, led by Prim, Hugo de Grenoble, and Jacques de la Blue!
A battle breaks out!
Philippe kicks Hugo back into the crowd.
Henri knocks Gaspard out!
Philippe cuts Prim down...
...but is then run through by Jacques.
Philippe has died!
The lieutenant position in the cardinal's guard is now open!
The Blue Club celebrates their victory.
Arkhanides "Archie" Popodopolous sings the Green Club theme song!
"Yellow is lovely
so is blue
but you can't eat them
what to do?
Green is lovely
come and see
Green is food
for Life is Green!"
The Green Club heads to the yellow briks, taking out... blue paint?
When blue paint is applied to the yellow briks, they turn green!
They only have time to repaint a few briks... for now.
Meanwhile, Archie has brewed something green. Not perfume this time... it's MANIAC BEER!
"A signature drink for the Green Club!"
In the palace, the Blokbot steps inside to talk with Pierre Escargot.
"Blok blok! Blok blok blok!"
"Blok blok?"
"Blok blok blok blok!"
"Blok!"
Pierre quickly relays the information to King Louis XIII.
"Hon Royale! L'blokbot dit-moi par c'-Delphine du Doo-est l'assassin!"
"What? The Cardinal's guard is corrupt and is behind the assassination attempt? And Delphine du Doo is the assassin? She is a deadly assassin who has already killed multiple kings? But you have a plan to avoid my assassination, by letting you wear the crown and royal robes and impersonate me?"
"Oui oui!"
"I don't know... I can't believe anyone who serves my good friend Richelieu would be corrupt..."
"Baguette!"
"Ah, a baguette is just what I need to calm my nerves... Very well, Escargot, we'll go through with your plan."
The King and Pierre go to the men's room.
Soon they return.
"I hope this works", says "Pierre Escargot".
"Hon hon hon! Baguette Eiffel tower!" says "King Louis XIII".
Above them, Delphine du Doo is sabotaging the chandelier.
She comes down to the ground floor.
Suddenly the chandelier falls! Right towards the "King"!
"Hon Dieu!"
Delphine leaps in and saves him, just in the nick of time!
"Thank you, mademoiselle!" says Queen Anne. "You saved my husband! What a terrible accident..."
"Don't mention it, your Royal Highness", says Delphine. "But this was no accident."
"Pierre Escargot was the one behind it!"
Everyone gasps.
"How despicable, Escargot!" the Queen says. "You pretended to be protecting my husband, just so you could assassinate him yourself!"
The palace guards quickly surround "Pierre".
"Any last words, traitor?" says Charlotte.
"Hang on..." says "Pierre".
* * *
Status Point Tally
Gaspard Lechevallier (bertinator)
+0 for having a lover with lower social level
+2 for being in a club with someone with +2 social levels
-2 for being defeated in battle
Pierre Dolinski (Duerer)
+1 for having a lover with +1 social levels
Prim (Captain Primrose)
+2 for having a lover with +2 social levels
+2 for being a top member of a club with 2 lesser members
+3 for helping your club win a street brawl against a club with a +3 social level top member
-2 for being defeated in battle
SOCIAL LEVEL UP!
Hugo de Grenoble (Cyberman)
+2 for being a top member of a club with 2 lesser members
+3 for helping your club win a street brawl against a club with a +3 social level top member
SOCIAL LEVEL UP!
Delphine du Doo (Dienekes22)
+6 for saving someone with +6 social levels
SOCIAL LEVEL UP!
Pierre Escargot (Infinity)
-9 for being framed for attempting to assassinate someone with social level 9
SOCIAL LEVEL DOWN x2!!!
Jacques de la Blue (Falk)
+2 for being in a club with someone with +2 social levels
+1 for helping your club win a street brawl against a club with a +1 social level top member
Arkhanides "Archie" Popodopolous (Scribonius)
+3 for writing a theme song and brewing a signature drink
Leaderboard
(Social level 5) Gaspard Lechevallier
(Social level 5) Hugo de Grenoble
(Social level 5) Prim
(Social level 4) Delphine du Doo
(Social level 4) Jacques de la Blue
(Social level 4) Arkhanides "Archie" Popodopolous
(Social level 4) Pierre Dolinski
(Social level 2) Pierre Escargot
Top NPC: (Social level 9) King Louis XIII
PC Details
Send your orders for turn 6!
Pierre Dolinski shows off his new gun leg to Madeleine.
"Lieutenant... I lost my leg at La Rochelle, but I am always delighted to serve France. And I would be most delighted to serve you as well, by giving you the... Dolinski..."
"Impressive! I would love to take a closer look at all of your legs..."
Madeleine is now Pierre's lover!
Gaspard Lechevallier talks to Philippe.
"Lieutenant, we are about to begin construction with the cardinal's donated briks. I trust you will protect the site from anyone who tries to interfere?"
"Certainly, monsieur Lechevallier!"
Gaspard calls on the citizenry.
"Citizens! The Yellow Club received these briks as a generous donation from the Cardinal - the church is now our biggest ally! We will use them to construct... The Eiffel Tower! Give me your aid!"
But the citizens have been recruited by the Green and Blue Clubs - and they have no intention of aiding the Yellow Club.
The Green and Blue Clubs advance on the building site, led by Prim, Hugo de Grenoble, and Jacques de la Blue!
A battle breaks out!
Philippe kicks Hugo back into the crowd.
Henri knocks Gaspard out!
Philippe cuts Prim down...
...but is then run through by Jacques.
Philippe has died!
The lieutenant position in the cardinal's guard is now open!
The Blue Club celebrates their victory.
Arkhanides "Archie" Popodopolous sings the Green Club theme song!
"Yellow is lovely
so is blue
but you can't eat them
what to do?
Green is lovely
come and see
Green is food
for Life is Green!"
The Green Club heads to the yellow briks, taking out... blue paint?
When blue paint is applied to the yellow briks, they turn green!
They only have time to repaint a few briks... for now.
Meanwhile, Archie has brewed something green. Not perfume this time... it's MANIAC BEER!
"A signature drink for the Green Club!"
In the palace, the Blokbot steps inside to talk with Pierre Escargot.
"Blok blok! Blok blok blok!"
"Blok blok?"
"Blok blok blok blok!"
"Blok!"
Pierre quickly relays the information to King Louis XIII.
"Hon Royale! L'blokbot dit-moi par c'-Delphine du Doo-est l'assassin!"
"What? The Cardinal's guard is corrupt and is behind the assassination attempt? And Delphine du Doo is the assassin? She is a deadly assassin who has already killed multiple kings? But you have a plan to avoid my assassination, by letting you wear the crown and royal robes and impersonate me?"
"Oui oui!"
"I don't know... I can't believe anyone who serves my good friend Richelieu would be corrupt..."
"Baguette!"
"Ah, a baguette is just what I need to calm my nerves... Very well, Escargot, we'll go through with your plan."
The King and Pierre go to the men's room.
Soon they return.
"I hope this works", says "Pierre Escargot".
"Hon hon hon! Baguette Eiffel tower!" says "King Louis XIII".
Above them, Delphine du Doo is sabotaging the chandelier.
She comes down to the ground floor.
Suddenly the chandelier falls! Right towards the "King"!
"Hon Dieu!"
Delphine leaps in and saves him, just in the nick of time!
"Thank you, mademoiselle!" says Queen Anne. "You saved my husband! What a terrible accident..."
"Don't mention it, your Royal Highness", says Delphine. "But this was no accident."
"Pierre Escargot was the one behind it!"
Everyone gasps.
"How despicable, Escargot!" the Queen says. "You pretended to be protecting my husband, just so you could assassinate him yourself!"
The palace guards quickly surround "Pierre".
"Any last words, traitor?" says Charlotte.
"Hang on..." says "Pierre".
* * *
Status Point Tally
Gaspard Lechevallier (bertinator)
+0 for having a lover with lower social level
+2 for being in a club with someone with +2 social levels
-2 for being defeated in battle
Pierre Dolinski (Duerer)
+1 for having a lover with +1 social levels
Prim (Captain Primrose)
+2 for having a lover with +2 social levels
+2 for being a top member of a club with 2 lesser members
+3 for helping your club win a street brawl against a club with a +3 social level top member
-2 for being defeated in battle
SOCIAL LEVEL UP!
Hugo de Grenoble (Cyberman)
+2 for being a top member of a club with 2 lesser members
+3 for helping your club win a street brawl against a club with a +3 social level top member
SOCIAL LEVEL UP!
Delphine du Doo (Dienekes22)
+6 for saving someone with +6 social levels
SOCIAL LEVEL UP!
Pierre Escargot (Infinity)
-9 for being framed for attempting to assassinate someone with social level 9
SOCIAL LEVEL DOWN x2!!!
Jacques de la Blue (Falk)
+2 for being in a club with someone with +2 social levels
+1 for helping your club win a street brawl against a club with a +1 social level top member
Arkhanides "Archie" Popodopolous (Scribonius)
+3 for writing a theme song and brewing a signature drink
Leaderboard
(Social level 5) Gaspard Lechevallier
(Social level 5) Hugo de Grenoble
(Social level 5) Prim
(Social level 4) Delphine du Doo
(Social level 4) Jacques de la Blue
(Social level 4) Arkhanides "Archie" Popodopolous
(Social level 4) Pierre Dolinski
(Social level 2) Pierre Escargot
Top NPC: (Social level 9) King Louis XIII
PC Details
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Gaspard Lechevallier (bertinator)
Social level: 5
Status points: 19
Lover: Charlotte (social level 4)
Club: The Yellow Club
Duel win/loss: 1/0
Battle kills/defeats: 0/1
Pierre Dolinski (Duerer)
Social level: 4
Status points: 11
Lover: Madeleine (social level 5)
Company: Musketeers
Battle kills/defeats: 2/1
Prim (Captain Primrose)
Social level: 5
Status points: 15
Lover: Madame Chateauvieux (social level 6)
Club: The Green Club
Battle kills/defeats: 0/1
Hugo de Grenoble (Cyberman)
Social level: 5
Status points: 18
Club: The Green Club
Delphine du Doo (Dienekes22)
Social level: 4
Status points: 14
Company: Cardinal's guard
Duel win/loss: 0/2
Pierre Escargot (Infinity)
Social level: 2
Status points: 5
Company: Musketeers
Jacques de la Blue (Falk)
Social level: 4
Status points: 13
Company: Musketeers
Club: The Blue Club
Duel win/loss: 2/1
Battle kills/defeats: 1/0
Arkhanides "Archie" Popodopolous (Scribonius)
Social level: 4
Status points: 13
Social level: 5
Status points: 19
Lover: Charlotte (social level 4)
Club: The Yellow Club
Duel win/loss: 1/0
Battle kills/defeats: 0/1
Pierre Dolinski (Duerer)
Social level: 4
Status points: 11
Lover: Madeleine (social level 5)
Company: Musketeers
Battle kills/defeats: 2/1
Prim (Captain Primrose)
Social level: 5
Status points: 15
Lover: Madame Chateauvieux (social level 6)
Club: The Green Club
Battle kills/defeats: 0/1
Hugo de Grenoble (Cyberman)
Social level: 5
Status points: 18
Club: The Green Club
Delphine du Doo (Dienekes22)
Social level: 4
Status points: 14
Company: Cardinal's guard
Duel win/loss: 0/2
Pierre Escargot (Infinity)
Social level: 2
Status points: 5
Company: Musketeers
Jacques de la Blue (Falk)
Social level: 4
Status points: 13
Company: Musketeers
Club: The Blue Club
Duel win/loss: 2/1
Battle kills/defeats: 1/0
Arkhanides "Archie" Popodopolous (Scribonius)
Social level: 4
Status points: 13
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Musketeers
Commander: Monsieur de Treville
Lieutenant: Madeleine
Soldiers: Jacques de la Blue, Pierre Escargot, Pierre Dolinski
Cardinal's guard
Commander: Monsieur Rochefort
Lieutenant: OPEN
Soldiers: Delphine du Doo
Pro-cardinal civilians: Jean, Francois, Antoinette
Commander: Monsieur de Treville
Lieutenant: Madeleine
Soldiers: Jacques de la Blue, Pierre Escargot, Pierre Dolinski
Cardinal's guard
Commander: Monsieur Rochefort
Lieutenant: OPEN
Soldiers: Delphine du Doo
Pro-cardinal civilians: Jean, Francois, Antoinette
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The Green Club
Hugo de Grenoble (social level 5)
Prim (social level 5)
Marie (social level 4)
Antoinette (social level 4)
Francois (social level 3)
Jean (social level 2)
The Blue Club
Monsieur de Treville (social level 6)
Madeleine (social level 5)
Jacques de la Blue (social level 4)
Henri (social level 4)
The Yellow Club
Cardinal Richelieu (social level 7)
Gaspard Lechevallier (social level 5)
Hugo de Grenoble (social level 5)
Prim (social level 5)
Marie (social level 4)
Antoinette (social level 4)
Francois (social level 3)
Jean (social level 2)
The Blue Club
Monsieur de Treville (social level 6)
Madeleine (social level 5)
Jacques de la Blue (social level 4)
Henri (social level 4)
The Yellow Club
Cardinal Richelieu (social level 7)
Gaspard Lechevallier (social level 5)
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Send your orders for turn 6!
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Re: The Brik Musketeers - Turn 5
The plot thickens
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Re: The Brik Musketeers - Turn 6
Turn 6
Hugo de Grenoble congratulates Arkhanides "Archie" Popodopolous on his fine work.
"Excellent music and excellent brewing, my friend! The Green Club is in your debt!"
"Thank you! You know, I really should join the Green Club myself. If you would have me?"
"Certainly! Welcome!"
Archie has joined the Green Club!
Archie starts passing out samples of Maniac Beer, trying to recruit Blue Club members to the Green Club. Most scoff at him, but Madeleine tries some...
"Woah, that's strong! Can I get more?"
Madeleine has left the Blue Club and joined the Green Club!
Meanwhile, Jacques de la Blue and Pierre Dolinski, who has joined Jacques in the Blue Club, busy themselves with the women of the Green Club.
"Do they even have any duelists in the Green Club?" Jacques says to Marie. "Join me in the Blue Club, and I'll show you some real moves..."
"Mademoiselle", Pierre says to Antoinette, "the Green Club cannot give you what the Blue Club can. We can give you the... Dolinski."
Pierre Dolinski has joined the Blue Club!
Marie is now Jacques' lover!
Marie has left the Green Club and joined the Blue Club!
Antoinette is now Pierre's lover!
Antoinette has left the Green Club and joined the Blue Club!
In the palace, "King Louis XIII" stays "Pierre Escargot's" execution.
"Attendeux! Crossaint l'Escargot dons le donjon!"
"As you wish, your Royal Highness."
Pierre is locked up in the dungeons beneath the palace.
"The traitor has been imprisoned, your Royal Highness."
"Hon bon!"
Delphine du Doo now approaches the King.
"Your Royal Highness, I hear lieutenant Philippe of the cardinal's guard has died. I would be an excellent candidate to fill that position. And if there happens to be an empty position in your royal bed, I would be happy to fill that as well..."
"Hon hon hon bonjour! D'abord d'étruire les l'mousquetaires!"
"Huh? You want me to destroy the musketeers, because they are obviously behind the attempt on your life? The assassin Pierre Escargot was one of their members? If I succeed in this quest, I will be rewarded with riches beyond my wildest dreams?"
"Oui oui!"
"Very well, I can do that."
Delphine leaves. The King enjoys some royal baguette and cheese.
"Hon hon hon! Baguette Eiffel tower!"
Meanwhile, Gaspard Lechevallier brings the grave news to monsieur Rochefort.
"Lieutenant Phillipe has been killed by an angry mob that is pillaging the church's goods! If you were to promote me to lieutenant, I could put an end to their madness!"
"...Are you even in the cardinal's guard, monsieur? Well, now you are! Get out there and fight! We'll see about promotions afterwards!"
Gaspard has joined the cardinal's guard!
Gaspard gathers up his blokbot and his lover Charlotte. The Blue Club has stepped away from the briks, but the Green Club won't give them up easily...
A battle erupts! Charlotte hacks down Archie, but Prim smashes the blokbot to pieces!
The Yellow Blokbot has died!
Charlotte is on a rampage! She chops Madeleine's head off!
Madeleine has died!
The lieutenant position in the musketeers is now open!
Gaspard strikes the sword from Hugo's hand...
...but then, Prim cuts him down!
The Green Club charges Charlotte!
They finally manage to take her out.
Charlotte has died!
Things finally calm down at the build site...
...as they heat up elsewhere! Delphine will destroy the musketeers, starting with Jacques and Dolinski!
But Jacques strikes her down once more.
"How many times do I have to teach you this lesson, mademoiselle?"
Under Prim's direction, the Green Club members repaint more briks.
Prim builds a fabulous green throne to rival that of the King. Hugo builds a green blokbot.
The Green Blokbot (social level 0) has been created!
The Green Blokbot has joined the Green Club!
* * *
Status Point Tally
Gaspard Lechevallier (bertinator)
+2 for being in a club with someone with +2 social levels
-2 for being defeated in battle
Pierre Dolinski (Duerer)
+0 for having a lover with the same social level
+2 for being in a club with someone with +2 social levels
Prim (Captain Primrose)
+1 for having a lover with +1 social levels
+4 for being a top member of a club with 4 lesser members
+6 for defeating two enemies in battle
+1 for helping to defeat an enemy in battle
+2 for helping your club win a street brawl against a club with a +2 social level top member
+3 for building a fabulous green throne
SOCIAL LEVEL UP x2!!!
Hugo de Grenoble (Cyberman)
+4 for being a top member of a club with 4 lesser members
+2 for helping your club win a street brawl against a club with a +2 social level top member
SOCIAL LEVEL UP!
Delphine du Doo (Dienekes22)
-2 for losing a duel
Pierre Escargot (Infinity)
No change
Jacques de la Blue (Falk)
+0 for having a lover with the same social level
+2 for being in a club with someone with +2 social levels
+2 for winning a duel
SOCIAL LEVEL UP!
Arkhanides "Archie" Popodopolous (Scribonius)
+1 for being in a club with someone with +1 social level
+2 for helping your club win a street brawl against a club with a +2 social level top member
-2 for being defeated in battle
Leaderboard
(Social level 7) Prim
(Social level 6) Hugo de Grenoble
(Social level 5) Gaspard Lechevallier
(Social level 5) Jacques de la Blue
(Social level 4) Pierre Dolinski
(Social level 4) Arkhanides "Archie" Popodopolous
(Social level 4) Delphine du Doo
(Social level 2) Pierre Escargot
Top NPC: (Social level 9) King Louis XIII
PC Details
Send your orders for turn 7!
Hugo de Grenoble congratulates Arkhanides "Archie" Popodopolous on his fine work.
"Excellent music and excellent brewing, my friend! The Green Club is in your debt!"
"Thank you! You know, I really should join the Green Club myself. If you would have me?"
"Certainly! Welcome!"
Archie has joined the Green Club!
Archie starts passing out samples of Maniac Beer, trying to recruit Blue Club members to the Green Club. Most scoff at him, but Madeleine tries some...
"Woah, that's strong! Can I get more?"
Madeleine has left the Blue Club and joined the Green Club!
Meanwhile, Jacques de la Blue and Pierre Dolinski, who has joined Jacques in the Blue Club, busy themselves with the women of the Green Club.
"Do they even have any duelists in the Green Club?" Jacques says to Marie. "Join me in the Blue Club, and I'll show you some real moves..."
"Mademoiselle", Pierre says to Antoinette, "the Green Club cannot give you what the Blue Club can. We can give you the... Dolinski."
Pierre Dolinski has joined the Blue Club!
Marie is now Jacques' lover!
Marie has left the Green Club and joined the Blue Club!
Antoinette is now Pierre's lover!
Antoinette has left the Green Club and joined the Blue Club!
In the palace, "King Louis XIII" stays "Pierre Escargot's" execution.
"Attendeux! Crossaint l'Escargot dons le donjon!"
"As you wish, your Royal Highness."
Pierre is locked up in the dungeons beneath the palace.
"The traitor has been imprisoned, your Royal Highness."
"Hon bon!"
Delphine du Doo now approaches the King.
"Your Royal Highness, I hear lieutenant Philippe of the cardinal's guard has died. I would be an excellent candidate to fill that position. And if there happens to be an empty position in your royal bed, I would be happy to fill that as well..."
"Hon hon hon bonjour! D'abord d'étruire les l'mousquetaires!"
"Huh? You want me to destroy the musketeers, because they are obviously behind the attempt on your life? The assassin Pierre Escargot was one of their members? If I succeed in this quest, I will be rewarded with riches beyond my wildest dreams?"
"Oui oui!"
"Very well, I can do that."
Delphine leaves. The King enjoys some royal baguette and cheese.
"Hon hon hon! Baguette Eiffel tower!"
Meanwhile, Gaspard Lechevallier brings the grave news to monsieur Rochefort.
"Lieutenant Phillipe has been killed by an angry mob that is pillaging the church's goods! If you were to promote me to lieutenant, I could put an end to their madness!"
"...Are you even in the cardinal's guard, monsieur? Well, now you are! Get out there and fight! We'll see about promotions afterwards!"
Gaspard has joined the cardinal's guard!
Gaspard gathers up his blokbot and his lover Charlotte. The Blue Club has stepped away from the briks, but the Green Club won't give them up easily...
A battle erupts! Charlotte hacks down Archie, but Prim smashes the blokbot to pieces!
The Yellow Blokbot has died!
Charlotte is on a rampage! She chops Madeleine's head off!
Madeleine has died!
The lieutenant position in the musketeers is now open!
Gaspard strikes the sword from Hugo's hand...
...but then, Prim cuts him down!
The Green Club charges Charlotte!
They finally manage to take her out.
Charlotte has died!
Things finally calm down at the build site...
...as they heat up elsewhere! Delphine will destroy the musketeers, starting with Jacques and Dolinski!
But Jacques strikes her down once more.
"How many times do I have to teach you this lesson, mademoiselle?"
Under Prim's direction, the Green Club members repaint more briks.
Prim builds a fabulous green throne to rival that of the King. Hugo builds a green blokbot.
The Green Blokbot (social level 0) has been created!
The Green Blokbot has joined the Green Club!
* * *
Status Point Tally
Gaspard Lechevallier (bertinator)
+2 for being in a club with someone with +2 social levels
-2 for being defeated in battle
Pierre Dolinski (Duerer)
+0 for having a lover with the same social level
+2 for being in a club with someone with +2 social levels
Prim (Captain Primrose)
+1 for having a lover with +1 social levels
+4 for being a top member of a club with 4 lesser members
+6 for defeating two enemies in battle
+1 for helping to defeat an enemy in battle
+2 for helping your club win a street brawl against a club with a +2 social level top member
+3 for building a fabulous green throne
SOCIAL LEVEL UP x2!!!
Hugo de Grenoble (Cyberman)
+4 for being a top member of a club with 4 lesser members
+2 for helping your club win a street brawl against a club with a +2 social level top member
SOCIAL LEVEL UP!
Delphine du Doo (Dienekes22)
-2 for losing a duel
Pierre Escargot (Infinity)
No change
Jacques de la Blue (Falk)
+0 for having a lover with the same social level
+2 for being in a club with someone with +2 social levels
+2 for winning a duel
SOCIAL LEVEL UP!
Arkhanides "Archie" Popodopolous (Scribonius)
+1 for being in a club with someone with +1 social level
+2 for helping your club win a street brawl against a club with a +2 social level top member
-2 for being defeated in battle
Leaderboard
(Social level 7) Prim
(Social level 6) Hugo de Grenoble
(Social level 5) Gaspard Lechevallier
(Social level 5) Jacques de la Blue
(Social level 4) Pierre Dolinski
(Social level 4) Arkhanides "Archie" Popodopolous
(Social level 4) Delphine du Doo
(Social level 2) Pierre Escargot
Top NPC: (Social level 9) King Louis XIII
PC Details
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Gaspard Lechevallier (bertinator)
Social level: 5
Status points: 19
Company: Cardinal's guard
Club: The Yellow Club
Duel win/loss: 1/0
Battle kills/defeats: 0/2
Pierre Dolinski (Duerer)
Social level: 4
Status points: 13
Lover: Antoinette (social level 4)
Company: Musketeers
Club: The Blue Club
Battle kills/defeats: 2/1
Prim (Captain Primrose)
Social level: 7
Status points: 32
Lover: Madame Chateauvieux (social level 6)
Club: The Green Club
Battle kills/defeats: 3/1
Hugo de Grenoble (Cyberman)
Social level: 6
Status points: 24
Club: The Green Club
Delphine du Doo (Dienekes22)
Social level: 4
Status points: 12
Company: Cardinal's guard
Duel win/loss: 0/3
Pierre Escargot (Infinity)
Social level: 2
Status points: 5
Company: Musketeers
Jacques de la Blue (Falk)
Social level: 5
Status points: 17
Lover: Marie (social level 4)
Company: Musketeers
Club: The Blue Club
Duel win/loss: 3/1
Battle kills/defeats: 1/0
Arkhanides "Archie" Popodopolous (Scribonius)
Social level: 4
Status points: 14
Club: The Green Club
Battle kills/defeats: 0/1
Social level: 5
Status points: 19
Company: Cardinal's guard
Club: The Yellow Club
Duel win/loss: 1/0
Battle kills/defeats: 0/2
Pierre Dolinski (Duerer)
Social level: 4
Status points: 13
Lover: Antoinette (social level 4)
Company: Musketeers
Club: The Blue Club
Battle kills/defeats: 2/1
Prim (Captain Primrose)
Social level: 7
Status points: 32
Lover: Madame Chateauvieux (social level 6)
Club: The Green Club
Battle kills/defeats: 3/1
Hugo de Grenoble (Cyberman)
Social level: 6
Status points: 24
Club: The Green Club
Delphine du Doo (Dienekes22)
Social level: 4
Status points: 12
Company: Cardinal's guard
Duel win/loss: 0/3
Pierre Escargot (Infinity)
Social level: 2
Status points: 5
Company: Musketeers
Jacques de la Blue (Falk)
Social level: 5
Status points: 17
Lover: Marie (social level 4)
Company: Musketeers
Club: The Blue Club
Duel win/loss: 3/1
Battle kills/defeats: 1/0
Arkhanides "Archie" Popodopolous (Scribonius)
Social level: 4
Status points: 14
Club: The Green Club
Battle kills/defeats: 0/1
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Musketeers
Commander: Monsieur de Treville
Lieutenant: OPEN
Soldiers: Jacques de la Blue, Pierre Escargot, Pierre Dolinski
Cardinal's guard
Commander: Monsieur Rochefort
Lieutenant: OPEN
Soldiers: Delphine du Doo, Gaspard Lechevallier
Pro-cardinal civilians: Jean, Francois, Antoinette
Commander: Monsieur de Treville
Lieutenant: OPEN
Soldiers: Jacques de la Blue, Pierre Escargot, Pierre Dolinski
Cardinal's guard
Commander: Monsieur Rochefort
Lieutenant: OPEN
Soldiers: Delphine du Doo, Gaspard Lechevallier
Pro-cardinal civilians: Jean, Francois, Antoinette
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The Green Club
Prim (social level 7)
Hugo de Grenoble (social level 6)
Arkhanides "Archie" Popodopolous (social level 4)
Francois (social level 3)
Jean (social level 2)
The Green Blokbot (social level 0)
The Blue Club
Monsieur de Treville (social level 6)
Jacques de la Blue (social level 5)
Pierre Dolinski (social level 4)
Henri (social level 4)
Marie (social level 4)
Antoinette (social level 4)
The Yellow Club
Cardinal Richelieu (social level 7)
Gaspard Lechevallier (social level 5)
Prim (social level 7)
Hugo de Grenoble (social level 6)
Arkhanides "Archie" Popodopolous (social level 4)
Francois (social level 3)
Jean (social level 2)
The Green Blokbot (social level 0)
The Blue Club
Monsieur de Treville (social level 6)
Jacques de la Blue (social level 5)
Pierre Dolinski (social level 4)
Henri (social level 4)
Marie (social level 4)
Antoinette (social level 4)
The Yellow Club
Cardinal Richelieu (social level 7)
Gaspard Lechevallier (social level 5)
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Re: The Brik Musketeers - Turn 7
Turn 7
Arkhanides "Archie" Popodopolous gets up, and drinks some Maniac Beer to get his bearings.
"Phew."
He composes a song to celebrate the victory!
"Yellow came to quash the Green
brightest swords ye'd ever seen
yet Green defenders did prevail
while the King's assassin lurks in jail!
Blockbot Green we then did built
whilst making throne of Green like hills
Cardinal's men we put to sword
and now tis 'Prim that be our Lord!"
He also grabs a second sword. Just in case.
Hugo de Grenoble gives the Green Blokbot a nice shrubbery for a haircut. Or crown?
He picks up the falllen Charlotte's halberd.
Meanwhile, Jacques de la Blue speaks with monseiur de Treville.
"Terrible shame about the loss of lieutenant Madeleine, commander... Anyway, we need a new lieutenant, and I see no one bluer than myself - "
"You may win a lot of duels, de la Blue, but that's not all it takes to be an officer. You'll stay a blue soldier, for now..."
"King Louis XIII" calls for reinforcements.
"Ren garde du palais forts nécessité!"
CRITICAL SUCCESS!
"We're ready to serve, your Royal Highness!"
From front to back: Isabelle, Emile, and Pauline have arrived (all social level 4).
The King leads the palace guard himself, marching down the street!
But at the build site, cardinal Richelieu appears, flanked by Gaspard Lechevallier and Delphine du Doo.
"All citizens must put aside their chromatic differences immediately!" he declares. "All colors are created equal in the eyes of the Church! Look at what this foolishness brought you - the riches of the Lord are plundered in the name of... of what? The color green!? Nonsense! It is these false prophets who led you astray."
"This righteous man will lead you on the path of God's will!"
Many are swayed by the cardinal's words.
Francois and Jean have left the Green Club, and joined the Yellow Club!
Antoinette has left the Blue Club, and joined the Yellow Club!
Monsieur Rochefort has joined the Yellow Club!
Delphine du Doo has joined the Yellow Club!
The Yellow Club charges the depleted Green Club!
Pierre Dolinski rushes in as well, but is blocked by Hugo!
"The Dolinski needs that Maniac Beer. Monsieur, you will find out that the Dolinski is... unstoppable."
Here come the King and the palace guard!
"Quelle le riotte!"
Prim cuts down Gaspard, but Hugo is felled by Dolinski!
The deadly halberds of the palace guard claim more lives.
The Green Blokbot has died!
Monsieur Rochefort has died!
The commander position in the cardinal's guard is now open!
The King himself duels Prim on their throne.
"Traité! Assassin!"
"I'm no assassin!"
"Hon hon hon! Baguette Eiffel tower!"
Delphine takes down Archie!
"It's not about how many swords you have, it's how well you use them!"
With the Green Club out of commission, things calm down.
Pierre Dolinski snatches the Maniac Beer, and slyly offers drinks to the club-hopping citizens.
"Green, yellow... Only the Blue Club has the Dolinski. And only the Dolinski has the beer you crave."
Francois and Jean have left the Yellow Club, and joined the Blue Club!
* * *
Status Point Tally
Gaspard Lechevallier (bertinator)
+2 for being in a club with someone with +2 social levels
+2 for being promoted by someone with +2 social levels
+0 for helping your club win a street brawl against a club with a +0 social level top member
-2 for being defeated in battle
SOCIAL LEVEL UP!
Pierre Dolinski (Duerer)
+0 for having a lover with the same social level
+2 for being in a club with someone with +2 social levels
+3 for defeating an enemy in battle
SOCIAL LEVEL UP!
Prim (Captain Primrose)
+0 for having a lover with lower social level
+2 for being a top member of a club with 2 lesser members
+3 for defeating an enemy in battle
-2 for being defeated in battle
Hugo de Grenoble (Cyberman)
+1 for being in a club with someone with +1 social level
+1 for giving the blokbot a nice haircut
-2 for being defeated in battle
Delphine du Doo (Dienekes22)
+3 for being in a club with someone with +3 social levels
+0 for helping your club win a street brawl against a club with a +0 social level top member
+3 for defeating an enemy in battle
SOCIAL LEVEL UP!
Pierre Escargot (Infinity)
No change
Jacques de la Blue (Falk)
+0 for having a lover with the same social level
+1 for being in a club with someone with +1 social levels
Arkhanides "Archie" Popodopolous (Scribonius)
+3 for being in a club with someone with +3 social levels
+2 for writing a victory song
-2 for being defeated in battle
SOCIAL LEVEL UP!
Leaderboard
(Social level 7) Prim
(Social level 6) Hugo de Grenoble
(Social level 6) Gaspard Lechevallier
(Social level 5) Jacques de la Blue
(Social level 5) Delphine du Doo
(Social level 5) Pierre Dolinski
(Social level 5) Arkhanides "Archie" Popodopolous
(Social level 2) Pierre Escargot
Top NPC: (Social level 9) King Louis XIII
PC Details
Send your orders for turn 8!
Arkhanides "Archie" Popodopolous gets up, and drinks some Maniac Beer to get his bearings.
"Phew."
He composes a song to celebrate the victory!
"Yellow came to quash the Green
brightest swords ye'd ever seen
yet Green defenders did prevail
while the King's assassin lurks in jail!
Blockbot Green we then did built
whilst making throne of Green like hills
Cardinal's men we put to sword
and now tis 'Prim that be our Lord!"
He also grabs a second sword. Just in case.
Hugo de Grenoble gives the Green Blokbot a nice shrubbery for a haircut. Or crown?
He picks up the falllen Charlotte's halberd.
Meanwhile, Jacques de la Blue speaks with monseiur de Treville.
"Terrible shame about the loss of lieutenant Madeleine, commander... Anyway, we need a new lieutenant, and I see no one bluer than myself - "
"You may win a lot of duels, de la Blue, but that's not all it takes to be an officer. You'll stay a blue soldier, for now..."
"King Louis XIII" calls for reinforcements.
"Ren garde du palais forts nécessité!"
CRITICAL SUCCESS!
"We're ready to serve, your Royal Highness!"
From front to back: Isabelle, Emile, and Pauline have arrived (all social level 4).
The King leads the palace guard himself, marching down the street!
But at the build site, cardinal Richelieu appears, flanked by Gaspard Lechevallier and Delphine du Doo.
"All citizens must put aside their chromatic differences immediately!" he declares. "All colors are created equal in the eyes of the Church! Look at what this foolishness brought you - the riches of the Lord are plundered in the name of... of what? The color green!? Nonsense! It is these false prophets who led you astray."
"This righteous man will lead you on the path of God's will!"
Many are swayed by the cardinal's words.
Francois and Jean have left the Green Club, and joined the Yellow Club!
Antoinette has left the Blue Club, and joined the Yellow Club!
Monsieur Rochefort has joined the Yellow Club!
Delphine du Doo has joined the Yellow Club!
The Yellow Club charges the depleted Green Club!
Pierre Dolinski rushes in as well, but is blocked by Hugo!
"The Dolinski needs that Maniac Beer. Monsieur, you will find out that the Dolinski is... unstoppable."
Here come the King and the palace guard!
"Quelle le riotte!"
Prim cuts down Gaspard, but Hugo is felled by Dolinski!
The deadly halberds of the palace guard claim more lives.
The Green Blokbot has died!
Monsieur Rochefort has died!
The commander position in the cardinal's guard is now open!
The King himself duels Prim on their throne.
"Traité! Assassin!"
"I'm no assassin!"
"Hon hon hon! Baguette Eiffel tower!"
Delphine takes down Archie!
"It's not about how many swords you have, it's how well you use them!"
With the Green Club out of commission, things calm down.
Pierre Dolinski snatches the Maniac Beer, and slyly offers drinks to the club-hopping citizens.
"Green, yellow... Only the Blue Club has the Dolinski. And only the Dolinski has the beer you crave."
Francois and Jean have left the Yellow Club, and joined the Blue Club!
* * *
Status Point Tally
Gaspard Lechevallier (bertinator)
+2 for being in a club with someone with +2 social levels
+2 for being promoted by someone with +2 social levels
+0 for helping your club win a street brawl against a club with a +0 social level top member
-2 for being defeated in battle
SOCIAL LEVEL UP!
Pierre Dolinski (Duerer)
+0 for having a lover with the same social level
+2 for being in a club with someone with +2 social levels
+3 for defeating an enemy in battle
SOCIAL LEVEL UP!
Prim (Captain Primrose)
+0 for having a lover with lower social level
+2 for being a top member of a club with 2 lesser members
+3 for defeating an enemy in battle
-2 for being defeated in battle
Hugo de Grenoble (Cyberman)
+1 for being in a club with someone with +1 social level
+1 for giving the blokbot a nice haircut
-2 for being defeated in battle
Delphine du Doo (Dienekes22)
+3 for being in a club with someone with +3 social levels
+0 for helping your club win a street brawl against a club with a +0 social level top member
+3 for defeating an enemy in battle
SOCIAL LEVEL UP!
Pierre Escargot (Infinity)
No change
Jacques de la Blue (Falk)
+0 for having a lover with the same social level
+1 for being in a club with someone with +1 social levels
Arkhanides "Archie" Popodopolous (Scribonius)
+3 for being in a club with someone with +3 social levels
+2 for writing a victory song
-2 for being defeated in battle
SOCIAL LEVEL UP!
Leaderboard
(Social level 7) Prim
(Social level 6) Hugo de Grenoble
(Social level 6) Gaspard Lechevallier
(Social level 5) Jacques de la Blue
(Social level 5) Delphine du Doo
(Social level 5) Pierre Dolinski
(Social level 5) Arkhanides "Archie" Popodopolous
(Social level 2) Pierre Escargot
Top NPC: (Social level 9) King Louis XIII
PC Details
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Gaspard Lechevallier (bertinator)
Social level: 6
Status points: 21
Company: Cardinal's guard
Club: The Yellow Club
Duel win/loss: 1/0
Battle kills/defeats: 0/3
Pierre Dolinski (Duerer)
Social level: 5
Status points: 18
Lover: Antoinette (social level 4)
Company: Musketeers
Club: The Blue Club
Battle kills/defeats: 3/1
Prim (Captain Primrose)
Social level: 7
Status points: 35
Lover: Madame Chateauvieux (social level 6)
Club: The Green Club
Battle kills/defeats: 4/2
Hugo de Grenoble (Cyberman)
Social level: 6
Status points: 24
Club: The Green Club
Battle kills/defeats: 0/1
Delphine du Doo (Dienekes22)
Social level: 5
Status points: 18
Company: Cardinal's guard
Club: The Yellow Club
Duel win/loss: 0/3
Battle kills/defeats: 1/0
Pierre Escargot (Infinity)
Social level: 2
Status points: 5
Company: Musketeers
Jacques de la Blue (Falk)
Social level: 5
Status points: 18
Lover: Marie (social level 4)
Company: Musketeers
Club: The Blue Club
Duel win/loss: 3/1
Battle kills/defeats: 1/0
Arkhanides "Archie" Popodopolous (Scribonius)
Social level: 5
Status points: 17
Club: The Green Club
Battle kills/defeats: 0/2
Social level: 6
Status points: 21
Company: Cardinal's guard
Club: The Yellow Club
Duel win/loss: 1/0
Battle kills/defeats: 0/3
Pierre Dolinski (Duerer)
Social level: 5
Status points: 18
Lover: Antoinette (social level 4)
Company: Musketeers
Club: The Blue Club
Battle kills/defeats: 3/1
Prim (Captain Primrose)
Social level: 7
Status points: 35
Lover: Madame Chateauvieux (social level 6)
Club: The Green Club
Battle kills/defeats: 4/2
Hugo de Grenoble (Cyberman)
Social level: 6
Status points: 24
Club: The Green Club
Battle kills/defeats: 0/1
Delphine du Doo (Dienekes22)
Social level: 5
Status points: 18
Company: Cardinal's guard
Club: The Yellow Club
Duel win/loss: 0/3
Battle kills/defeats: 1/0
Pierre Escargot (Infinity)
Social level: 2
Status points: 5
Company: Musketeers
Jacques de la Blue (Falk)
Social level: 5
Status points: 18
Lover: Marie (social level 4)
Company: Musketeers
Club: The Blue Club
Duel win/loss: 3/1
Battle kills/defeats: 1/0
Arkhanides "Archie" Popodopolous (Scribonius)
Social level: 5
Status points: 17
Club: The Green Club
Battle kills/defeats: 0/2
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Musketeers
Commander: Monsieur de Treville
Lieutenant: OPEN
Soldiers: Jacques de la Blue, Pierre Escargot, Pierre Dolinski
Cardinal's guard
Commander: OPEN
Lieutenant: OPEN
Soldiers: Delphine du Doo, Gaspard Lechevallier
Pro-cardinal civilians: Jean, Francois, Antoinette
Commander: Monsieur de Treville
Lieutenant: OPEN
Soldiers: Jacques de la Blue, Pierre Escargot, Pierre Dolinski
Cardinal's guard
Commander: OPEN
Lieutenant: OPEN
Soldiers: Delphine du Doo, Gaspard Lechevallier
Pro-cardinal civilians: Jean, Francois, Antoinette
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The Green Club
Prim (social level 7)
Hugo de Grenoble (social level 6)
Arkhanides "Archie" Popodopolous (social level 5)
The Blue Club
Monsieur de Treville (social level 6)
Jacques de la Blue (social level 5)
Pierre Dolinski (social level 5)
Henri (social level 4)
Marie (social level 4)
Francois (social level 3)
Jean (social level 2)
The Yellow Club
Cardinal Richelieu (social level 7)
Gaspard Lechevallier (social level 5)
Delphine du Doo (social level 5)
Antoinette (social level 4)
Prim (social level 7)
Hugo de Grenoble (social level 6)
Arkhanides "Archie" Popodopolous (social level 5)
The Blue Club
Monsieur de Treville (social level 6)
Jacques de la Blue (social level 5)
Pierre Dolinski (social level 5)
Henri (social level 4)
Marie (social level 4)
Francois (social level 3)
Jean (social level 2)
The Yellow Club
Cardinal Richelieu (social level 7)
Gaspard Lechevallier (social level 5)
Delphine du Doo (social level 5)
Antoinette (social level 4)
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Re: The Brik Musketeers - Turn 8
Turn 8
Arkhanides "Archie" Popodopolous watches with dismay as Pierre Dolinski shares out Archie's Maniac Beer for his own benefit.
"Dolinski dares to steal my Maniac Beer? I'll show that lout..."
Archie takes out his alchemical crystals, and begins to influence the elements.
"Enough of the handouts. With a sip of this beer, the Dolinski will become utterly... irresistible."
Dolinski drinks. But something has happened to the Maniac Beer!
"Blaaargh!"
"Gah! Smells like green apples, freshly cut grass, absinthe, Ireland, lettuce... times a hundred!"
"Run!"
But Antoinette does not flee.
"I will stay with the Dolinski, no matter what color he smells like!"
"Thank you, Antoinette... I cannot understand. The Maniac Beer has been turned into green perfume!"
Antoinette has left the Yellow Club and joined the Blue Club!
Meanwhile, Jacques de la Blue is recruiting for the musketeers.
"You are already in the Blue Club. Why not join the original expression of the color blue: the musketeers!
Henri signs up, but Marie is not interested.
Monsieur de Treville approves of Jacques' efforts. +1 to future promotion rolls.
Henri has joined the musketeers!
Delphine du Doo goes to "King Louis XIII", with an even grander request.
"Your Royal Highness! I am the one best suited to lead the cardinal's guard in this time of crisis. Please, make me the new commander!"
"Ca plus cardinale! Oui voila!"
Delphine du Doo has been promoted to commander of the cardinal's guard!
She immediately starts working on filling out the ranks.
"The cardinal's guard could use a pair of halberd arms like yours, mademoiselle. Why not join us?"
"Sure! Seems like there's good chances of promotion with you."
Pauline has joined the cardinal's guard!
Gaspard Lechevallier goes to cardinal Richelieu.
"Your Eminence! After all I have done... Surely I deserve that promotion now?"
"Very well, Lechevallier. I hereby promote you to lieutenant!"
Gaspard Lechevallier has been promoted to lieutenant of the cardinal's guard!
Gaspard proceeds to expand on the green throne, using yellow bricks.
He builds a two-color platform, and shouts out a challenge.
"Prim! Face me, one against one!"
But Prim is nowhere to be seen. They are hiding in the bushes, brewing something...
The King addresses the palace guard.
"Allons ys! Donjonner sous les mousquetaires et verts!"
"You want us to arrest and imprison all musketeers and members of the Green Club, your Royal Highness? Very well!"
"Oui oui! Hon hon - wot?"
The scent of freshly brewed tea drifts through the air.
"Tea... Blimey save the queen..."
The King rushes over.
He grabs the kettle, and pours himself a cup.
"Ho ho ho! Shepherd's pie Big Ben!"
"What's he saying?"
"Is he... speaking British?!?"
"Let's see who this 'King' really is!"
"Oh bugger!"
"It's Pierre Escargot! And he's British!"
"But if this is Pierre Escargot, then where is the real King?"
Unaware of these developments, Hugo de Grenoble has retreated to the Green Club headquarters.
"Ah ha! I knew there was a map of the palace dungeons here! I heard they imprisoned my friend Pierre Escargot there, and I am in desparate need of some of his wise words and optimism... It's time to get him out of there!"
In the dungeons...
"Sigh."
"Don't worry, Pierre! I'm here to rescue you!"
"Why, thank you. But look, I am not Pierre Escargot. I am King Louis XIII!"
"Oh? Well then. How do you feel about the color green?"
"The color green? I guess I don't really care for it."
"That's a shame."
King Louis XIII has died!
* * *
Status Point Tally
Gaspard Lechevallier (bertinator)
+1 for being in a club with someone with +1 social level
+10 for being promoted to lieutenant
SOCIAL LEVEL UP!
Pierre Dolinski (Duerer)
+0 for having a lover with the same social level
+1 for being in a club with someone with +1 social level
-1 for throwing up in public
Prim (Captain Primrose)
+0 for having a lover with lower social level
+2 for being a top member of a club with 2 lesser members
SOCIAL LEVEL UP!
Hugo de Grenoble (Cyberman)
+1 for being in a club with someone with +1 social level
Delphine du Doo (Dienekes22)
+2 for being in a club with someone with +2 social levels
+20 for being promoted to commander
SOCIAL LEVEL UP x3!!!!!
Pierre Escargot (Infinity)
-5 for being revealed as British
SOCIAL LEVEL DOWN x2!!!
Jacques de la Blue (Falk)
+0 for having a lover with the same social level
+1 for being in a club with someone with +1 social levels
Arkhanides "Archie" Popodopolous (Scribonius)
+2 for being in a club with someone with +2 social levels
Leaderboard
(Social level 8) Delphine du Doo
(Social level 8) Prim
(Social level 7) Gaspard Lechevallier
(Social level 6) Hugo de Grenoble
(Social level 5) Jacques de la Blue
(Social level 5) Arkhanides "Archie" Popodopolous
(Social level 5) Pierre Dolinski
(Social level 0) Pierre Escargot
Top NPC: (Social level 8) Queen Anne
PC Details
Prim and Delphine du Doo are both tied with Queen Anne for highest social level! If one of them gains one more social level, that person will win the game! But if there is a tie for highest social level, the game will continue!
Send your orders for turn 9!
Arkhanides "Archie" Popodopolous watches with dismay as Pierre Dolinski shares out Archie's Maniac Beer for his own benefit.
"Dolinski dares to steal my Maniac Beer? I'll show that lout..."
Archie takes out his alchemical crystals, and begins to influence the elements.
"Enough of the handouts. With a sip of this beer, the Dolinski will become utterly... irresistible."
Dolinski drinks. But something has happened to the Maniac Beer!
"Blaaargh!"
"Gah! Smells like green apples, freshly cut grass, absinthe, Ireland, lettuce... times a hundred!"
"Run!"
But Antoinette does not flee.
"I will stay with the Dolinski, no matter what color he smells like!"
"Thank you, Antoinette... I cannot understand. The Maniac Beer has been turned into green perfume!"
Antoinette has left the Yellow Club and joined the Blue Club!
Meanwhile, Jacques de la Blue is recruiting for the musketeers.
"You are already in the Blue Club. Why not join the original expression of the color blue: the musketeers!
Henri signs up, but Marie is not interested.
Monsieur de Treville approves of Jacques' efforts. +1 to future promotion rolls.
Henri has joined the musketeers!
Delphine du Doo goes to "King Louis XIII", with an even grander request.
"Your Royal Highness! I am the one best suited to lead the cardinal's guard in this time of crisis. Please, make me the new commander!"
"Ca plus cardinale! Oui voila!"
Delphine du Doo has been promoted to commander of the cardinal's guard!
She immediately starts working on filling out the ranks.
"The cardinal's guard could use a pair of halberd arms like yours, mademoiselle. Why not join us?"
"Sure! Seems like there's good chances of promotion with you."
Pauline has joined the cardinal's guard!
Gaspard Lechevallier goes to cardinal Richelieu.
"Your Eminence! After all I have done... Surely I deserve that promotion now?"
"Very well, Lechevallier. I hereby promote you to lieutenant!"
Gaspard Lechevallier has been promoted to lieutenant of the cardinal's guard!
Gaspard proceeds to expand on the green throne, using yellow bricks.
He builds a two-color platform, and shouts out a challenge.
"Prim! Face me, one against one!"
But Prim is nowhere to be seen. They are hiding in the bushes, brewing something...
The King addresses the palace guard.
"Allons ys! Donjonner sous les mousquetaires et verts!"
"You want us to arrest and imprison all musketeers and members of the Green Club, your Royal Highness? Very well!"
"Oui oui! Hon hon - wot?"
The scent of freshly brewed tea drifts through the air.
"Tea... Blimey save the queen..."
The King rushes over.
He grabs the kettle, and pours himself a cup.
"Ho ho ho! Shepherd's pie Big Ben!"
"What's he saying?"
"Is he... speaking British?!?"
"Let's see who this 'King' really is!"
"Oh bugger!"
"It's Pierre Escargot! And he's British!"
"But if this is Pierre Escargot, then where is the real King?"
Unaware of these developments, Hugo de Grenoble has retreated to the Green Club headquarters.
"Ah ha! I knew there was a map of the palace dungeons here! I heard they imprisoned my friend Pierre Escargot there, and I am in desparate need of some of his wise words and optimism... It's time to get him out of there!"
In the dungeons...
"Sigh."
"Don't worry, Pierre! I'm here to rescue you!"
"Why, thank you. But look, I am not Pierre Escargot. I am King Louis XIII!"
"Oh? Well then. How do you feel about the color green?"
"The color green? I guess I don't really care for it."
"That's a shame."
King Louis XIII has died!
* * *
Status Point Tally
Gaspard Lechevallier (bertinator)
+1 for being in a club with someone with +1 social level
+10 for being promoted to lieutenant
SOCIAL LEVEL UP!
Pierre Dolinski (Duerer)
+0 for having a lover with the same social level
+1 for being in a club with someone with +1 social level
-1 for throwing up in public
Prim (Captain Primrose)
+0 for having a lover with lower social level
+2 for being a top member of a club with 2 lesser members
SOCIAL LEVEL UP!
Hugo de Grenoble (Cyberman)
+1 for being in a club with someone with +1 social level
Delphine du Doo (Dienekes22)
+2 for being in a club with someone with +2 social levels
+20 for being promoted to commander
SOCIAL LEVEL UP x3!!!!!
Pierre Escargot (Infinity)
-5 for being revealed as British
SOCIAL LEVEL DOWN x2!!!
Jacques de la Blue (Falk)
+0 for having a lover with the same social level
+1 for being in a club with someone with +1 social levels
Arkhanides "Archie" Popodopolous (Scribonius)
+2 for being in a club with someone with +2 social levels
Leaderboard
(Social level 8) Delphine du Doo
(Social level 8) Prim
(Social level 7) Gaspard Lechevallier
(Social level 6) Hugo de Grenoble
(Social level 5) Jacques de la Blue
(Social level 5) Arkhanides "Archie" Popodopolous
(Social level 5) Pierre Dolinski
(Social level 0) Pierre Escargot
Top NPC: (Social level 8) Queen Anne
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Gaspard Lechevallier (bertinator)
Social level: 7
Status points: 32
Company: Cardinal's guard (lieutenant)
Club: The Yellow Club
Duel win/loss: 1/0
Battle kills/defeats: 0/3
Pierre Dolinski (Duerer)
Social level: 5
Status points: 18
Lover: Antoinette (social level 4)
Company: Musketeers
Club: The Blue Club
Battle kills/defeats: 3/1
Prim (Captain Primrose)
Social level: 8
Status points: 37
Lover: Madame Chateauvieux (social level 6)
Club: The Green Club
Battle kills/defeats: 4/2
Hugo de Grenoble (Cyberman)
Social level: 6
Status points: 25
Club: The Green Club
Battle kills/defeats: 0/1
Delphine du Doo (Dienekes22)
Social level: 8
Status points: 40
Company: Cardinal's guard (commander)
Club: The Yellow Club
Duel win/loss: 0/3
Battle kills/defeats: 1/0
Pierre Escargot (Infinity)
Social level: 0
Status points: 0
Company: Musketeers
Jacques de la Blue (Falk)
Social level: 5
Status points: 19
Lover: Marie (social level 4)
Company: Musketeers
Club: The Blue Club
Duel win/loss: 3/1
Battle kills/defeats: 1/0
Arkhanides "Archie" Popodopolous (Scribonius)
Social level: 5
Status points: 19
Club: The Green Club
Battle kills/defeats: 0/2
Social level: 7
Status points: 32
Company: Cardinal's guard (lieutenant)
Club: The Yellow Club
Duel win/loss: 1/0
Battle kills/defeats: 0/3
Pierre Dolinski (Duerer)
Social level: 5
Status points: 18
Lover: Antoinette (social level 4)
Company: Musketeers
Club: The Blue Club
Battle kills/defeats: 3/1
Prim (Captain Primrose)
Social level: 8
Status points: 37
Lover: Madame Chateauvieux (social level 6)
Club: The Green Club
Battle kills/defeats: 4/2
Hugo de Grenoble (Cyberman)
Social level: 6
Status points: 25
Club: The Green Club
Battle kills/defeats: 0/1
Delphine du Doo (Dienekes22)
Social level: 8
Status points: 40
Company: Cardinal's guard (commander)
Club: The Yellow Club
Duel win/loss: 0/3
Battle kills/defeats: 1/0
Pierre Escargot (Infinity)
Social level: 0
Status points: 0
Company: Musketeers
Jacques de la Blue (Falk)
Social level: 5
Status points: 19
Lover: Marie (social level 4)
Company: Musketeers
Club: The Blue Club
Duel win/loss: 3/1
Battle kills/defeats: 1/0
Arkhanides "Archie" Popodopolous (Scribonius)
Social level: 5
Status points: 19
Club: The Green Club
Battle kills/defeats: 0/2
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Musketeers
Commander: Monsieur de Treville
Lieutenant: OPEN
Soldiers: Jacques de la Blue, Pierre Escargot, Pierre Dolinski, Henri
Cardinal's guard
Commander: Delphine du Doo
Lieutenant: Gaspard Lechevallier
Soldiers: Pauline
Pro-cardinal civilians: Jean, Francois, Antoinette
Commander: Monsieur de Treville
Lieutenant: OPEN
Soldiers: Jacques de la Blue, Pierre Escargot, Pierre Dolinski, Henri
Cardinal's guard
Commander: Delphine du Doo
Lieutenant: Gaspard Lechevallier
Soldiers: Pauline
Pro-cardinal civilians: Jean, Francois, Antoinette
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The Green Club
Prim (social level 8)
Hugo de Grenoble (social level 6)
Arkhanides "Archie" Popodopolous (social level 5)
The Blue Club
Monsieur de Treville (social level 6)
Jacques de la Blue (social level 5)
Pierre Dolinski (social level 5)
Henri (social level 4)
Marie (social level 4)
Antoinette (social level 4)
Francois (social level 3)
Jean (social level 2)
The Yellow Club
Delphine du Doo (social level 8)
Gaspard Lechevallier (social level 7)
Cardinal Richelieu (social level 7)
Prim (social level 8)
Hugo de Grenoble (social level 6)
Arkhanides "Archie" Popodopolous (social level 5)
The Blue Club
Monsieur de Treville (social level 6)
Jacques de la Blue (social level 5)
Pierre Dolinski (social level 5)
Henri (social level 4)
Marie (social level 4)
Antoinette (social level 4)
Francois (social level 3)
Jean (social level 2)
The Yellow Club
Delphine du Doo (social level 8)
Gaspard Lechevallier (social level 7)
Cardinal Richelieu (social level 7)
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Prim and Delphine du Doo are both tied with Queen Anne for highest social level! If one of them gains one more social level, that person will win the game! But if there is a tie for highest social level, the game will continue!
Send your orders for turn 9!
Re: The Brik Musketeers - Turn 9
Turn 9
Jacques rallies the Blues.
"Musketeers! Members of the Blue Club! To the palace! We must defend the Queen until the King or his heir is found!"
"One for all, and all for one!"
The Musketeers and Blues take position in front of the palace.
Pierre Dolinski has volunteered to be Queen Anne's personal bodyguard.
"Your Royal Highness... King Louis had all of France, but he kept it to himself. I, on the other hand, am prepared to give you the Dolinski... all of it."
"Not so fast, Dolinski!" Delphine du Doo has snuck inside the palace! "A lowly musketeer could never satisfy the Queen! She deserves only best: the commander of the cardinal's guard!"
"En garde!"
"You are a fool if you think you can block the Dolinski!"
BLAM!
"Argh!"
"Ha ha!"
"Impressive, my handsome subject. We will accept the Dolinski!"
Queen Anne is now Pierre Dolinski's lover!
Outside, Arkhanides "Archie" Popodopolous has a new perfume for Prim.
"This is the ultimate French perfume! It combines the smells of croissants, red wine, and about 1,200 different cheeses!"
"Excellent, Archie! Just what I need!"
Prim addresses the palace guard.
"The King was a fake! Deception and deceit are everywhere! The new monarch needs to be someone able to see through all these lies. Someone like me!"
But Pierre Escargot also has something to say!
"Teatime! Chav Gaspard, guv Edward chip France!"
"Huh? You're saying the evil Gaspard Lechavellier has slain the king? And you are a descendent of Edward of England, a claimant to the French throne from the 1300s? And the line of succession is clear with the death of the king, and you are the rightful successor?"
"Right!"
"Well, I contest that claim!"
"Bloody hell!"
But before violence breaks out, Gaspard Lechevallier cuts in!
"Hold on! Why not settle the succession dispute with a game of... Maniac Beer Pong?"
Gaspard quickly sets up the table, and the game begins!
Pierre is the first to score!
"Ho ho ho! Shepherd's pie Big Ben!"
"Damnit!"
Prim drinks...
"Wait a minute! That's the Maniac Beer I turned into - "
" - green perfume!"
"Blaaargh!"
But Prim is unfazed!
"Ha ha! Score!"
"Blaaargh!"
"Sod it!"
"And that's the game! Drink up, Escargot!"
"Blaaargh!"
Prim rises, to the cheers of the palace guard.
"Anyone who would threaten France will fall! Whether by sword, beer, or perfume!"
Prim has gained the support of the palace guard!
Meanwhile, in the dungeons, Hugo de Grenoble pockets the dead King's cool hat.
He returns to street level...
...and starts preparing explosives in the Green Club headquarters.
"It's time for more... radikal action."
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Status Point Tally
Gaspard Lechevallier (bertinator)
+1 for being in a club with someone with +1 social level
+2 for setting up a high-stakes beer pong game
Pierre Dolinski (Duerer)
+3 for having a lover with +3 social levels
+1 for being in a club with someone with +1 social level
+3 for winning a duel
SOCIAL LEVEL UP!
Prim (Captain Primrose)
+0 for having a lover with lower social level
+2 for being a top member of a club with 2 lesser members
+3 for winning a high-stakes beer pong game
-1 for throwing up in public
Hugo de Grenoble (Cyberman)
+2 for being in a club with someone with +1 social level
Delphine du Doo (Dienekes22)
+2 for being a top member of a club with 2 lesser members
-2 for losing a duel
Pierre Escargot (Infinity)
-2 for losing a high-stakes beer pong game
-1 for throwing up in public
SOCIAL LEVEL CAN'T GO ANY LOWER!
Jacques de la Blue (Falk)
+0 for having a lover with lower social level
+1 for being in a club with someone with +1 social levels
+1 for rallying the Musketeers and Blues
SOCIAL LEVEL UP!
Arkhanides "Archie" Popodopolous (Scribonius)
+3 for being in a club with someone with +3 social levels
SOCIAL LEVEL UP!
Leaderboard
(Social level 8) Prim
(Social level 8) Delphine du Doo
(Social level 7) Gaspard Lechevallier
(Social level 6) Hugo de Grenoble
(Social level 6) Pierre Dolinski
(Social level 6) Jacques de la Blue
(Social level 6) Arkhanides "Archie" Popodopolous
(Social level 0) Pierre Escargot
Top NPC: (Social level 8) Queen Anne
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Jacques rallies the Blues.
"Musketeers! Members of the Blue Club! To the palace! We must defend the Queen until the King or his heir is found!"
"One for all, and all for one!"
The Musketeers and Blues take position in front of the palace.
Pierre Dolinski has volunteered to be Queen Anne's personal bodyguard.
"Your Royal Highness... King Louis had all of France, but he kept it to himself. I, on the other hand, am prepared to give you the Dolinski... all of it."
"Not so fast, Dolinski!" Delphine du Doo has snuck inside the palace! "A lowly musketeer could never satisfy the Queen! She deserves only best: the commander of the cardinal's guard!"
"En garde!"
"You are a fool if you think you can block the Dolinski!"
BLAM!
"Argh!"
"Ha ha!"
"Impressive, my handsome subject. We will accept the Dolinski!"
Queen Anne is now Pierre Dolinski's lover!
Outside, Arkhanides "Archie" Popodopolous has a new perfume for Prim.
"This is the ultimate French perfume! It combines the smells of croissants, red wine, and about 1,200 different cheeses!"
"Excellent, Archie! Just what I need!"
Prim addresses the palace guard.
"The King was a fake! Deception and deceit are everywhere! The new monarch needs to be someone able to see through all these lies. Someone like me!"
But Pierre Escargot also has something to say!
"Teatime! Chav Gaspard, guv Edward chip France!"
"Huh? You're saying the evil Gaspard Lechavellier has slain the king? And you are a descendent of Edward of England, a claimant to the French throne from the 1300s? And the line of succession is clear with the death of the king, and you are the rightful successor?"
"Right!"
"Well, I contest that claim!"
"Bloody hell!"
But before violence breaks out, Gaspard Lechevallier cuts in!
"Hold on! Why not settle the succession dispute with a game of... Maniac Beer Pong?"
Gaspard quickly sets up the table, and the game begins!
Pierre is the first to score!
"Ho ho ho! Shepherd's pie Big Ben!"
"Damnit!"
Prim drinks...
"Wait a minute! That's the Maniac Beer I turned into - "
" - green perfume!"
"Blaaargh!"
But Prim is unfazed!
"Ha ha! Score!"
"Blaaargh!"
"Sod it!"
"And that's the game! Drink up, Escargot!"
"Blaaargh!"
Prim rises, to the cheers of the palace guard.
"Anyone who would threaten France will fall! Whether by sword, beer, or perfume!"
Prim has gained the support of the palace guard!
Meanwhile, in the dungeons, Hugo de Grenoble pockets the dead King's cool hat.
He returns to street level...
...and starts preparing explosives in the Green Club headquarters.
"It's time for more... radikal action."
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Status Point Tally
Gaspard Lechevallier (bertinator)
+1 for being in a club with someone with +1 social level
+2 for setting up a high-stakes beer pong game
Pierre Dolinski (Duerer)
+3 for having a lover with +3 social levels
+1 for being in a club with someone with +1 social level
+3 for winning a duel
SOCIAL LEVEL UP!
Prim (Captain Primrose)
+0 for having a lover with lower social level
+2 for being a top member of a club with 2 lesser members
+3 for winning a high-stakes beer pong game
-1 for throwing up in public
Hugo de Grenoble (Cyberman)
+2 for being in a club with someone with +1 social level
Delphine du Doo (Dienekes22)
+2 for being a top member of a club with 2 lesser members
-2 for losing a duel
Pierre Escargot (Infinity)
-2 for losing a high-stakes beer pong game
-1 for throwing up in public
SOCIAL LEVEL CAN'T GO ANY LOWER!
Jacques de la Blue (Falk)
+0 for having a lover with lower social level
+1 for being in a club with someone with +1 social levels
+1 for rallying the Musketeers and Blues
SOCIAL LEVEL UP!
Arkhanides "Archie" Popodopolous (Scribonius)
+3 for being in a club with someone with +3 social levels
SOCIAL LEVEL UP!
Leaderboard
(Social level 8) Prim
(Social level 8) Delphine du Doo
(Social level 7) Gaspard Lechevallier
(Social level 6) Hugo de Grenoble
(Social level 6) Pierre Dolinski
(Social level 6) Jacques de la Blue
(Social level 6) Arkhanides "Archie" Popodopolous
(Social level 0) Pierre Escargot
Top NPC: (Social level 8) Queen Anne
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Gaspard Lechevallier (bertinator)
Social level: 7
Status points: 35
Company: Cardinal's guard (lieutenant)
Club: The Yellow Club
Duel win/loss: 1/0
Battle kills/defeats: 0/3
Pierre Dolinski (Duerer)
Social level: 6
Status points: 25
Lover: Queen Anne (social level 8)
Lover: Antoinette (social level 4)
Company: Musketeers
Club: The Blue Club
Duel win/loss: 1/0
Battle kills/defeats: 3/1
Prim (Captain Primrose)
Social level: 8
Status points: 41
Lover: Madame Chateauvieux (social level 6)
Succession supporters: The palace guard (Etienne, Isabelle, Emile, Pauline)
Club: The Green Club
Battle kills/defeats: 4/2
Beer pong win/loss: 1/0
Hugo de Grenoble (Cyberman)
Social level: 6
Status points: 27
Club: The Green Club
Battle kills/defeats: 0/1
Delphine du Doo (Dienekes22)
Social level: 8
Status points: 40
Company: Cardinal's guard (commander)
Club: The Yellow Club
Duel win/loss: 0/4
Battle kills/defeats: 1/0
Pierre Escargot (Infinity)
Social level: 0
Status points: 0
Company: Musketeers
Beer pong win/loss: 0/1
Jacques de la Blue (Falk)
Social level: 6
Status points: 21
Lover: Marie (social level 4)
Company: Musketeers
Club: The Blue Club
Duel win/loss: 3/1
Battle kills/defeats: 1/0
Arkhanides "Archie" Popodopolous (Scribonius)
Social level: 6
Status points: 21
Club: The Green Club
Battle kills/defeats: 0/2
Social level: 7
Status points: 35
Company: Cardinal's guard (lieutenant)
Club: The Yellow Club
Duel win/loss: 1/0
Battle kills/defeats: 0/3
Pierre Dolinski (Duerer)
Social level: 6
Status points: 25
Lover: Queen Anne (social level 8)
Lover: Antoinette (social level 4)
Company: Musketeers
Club: The Blue Club
Duel win/loss: 1/0
Battle kills/defeats: 3/1
Prim (Captain Primrose)
Social level: 8
Status points: 41
Lover: Madame Chateauvieux (social level 6)
Succession supporters: The palace guard (Etienne, Isabelle, Emile, Pauline)
Club: The Green Club
Battle kills/defeats: 4/2
Beer pong win/loss: 1/0
Hugo de Grenoble (Cyberman)
Social level: 6
Status points: 27
Club: The Green Club
Battle kills/defeats: 0/1
Delphine du Doo (Dienekes22)
Social level: 8
Status points: 40
Company: Cardinal's guard (commander)
Club: The Yellow Club
Duel win/loss: 0/4
Battle kills/defeats: 1/0
Pierre Escargot (Infinity)
Social level: 0
Status points: 0
Company: Musketeers
Beer pong win/loss: 0/1
Jacques de la Blue (Falk)
Social level: 6
Status points: 21
Lover: Marie (social level 4)
Company: Musketeers
Club: The Blue Club
Duel win/loss: 3/1
Battle kills/defeats: 1/0
Arkhanides "Archie" Popodopolous (Scribonius)
Social level: 6
Status points: 21
Club: The Green Club
Battle kills/defeats: 0/2
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Musketeers
Commander: Monsieur de Treville
Lieutenant: OPEN
Soldiers: Jacques de la Blue, Pierre Escargot, Pierre Dolinski, Henri
Cardinal's guard
Commander: Delphine du Doo
Lieutenant: Gaspard Lechevallier
Soldiers: Pauline
Pro-cardinal civilians: Jean, Francois, Antoinette
Commander: Monsieur de Treville
Lieutenant: OPEN
Soldiers: Jacques de la Blue, Pierre Escargot, Pierre Dolinski, Henri
Cardinal's guard
Commander: Delphine du Doo
Lieutenant: Gaspard Lechevallier
Soldiers: Pauline
Pro-cardinal civilians: Jean, Francois, Antoinette
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The Green Club
Prim (social level 8)
Hugo de Grenoble (social level 6)
Arkhanides "Archie" Popodopolous (social level 6)
The Blue Club
Monsieur de Treville (social level 6)
Jacques de la Blue (social level 6)
Pierre Dolinski (social level 6)
Henri (social level 4)
Marie (social level 4)
Antoinette (social level 4)
Francois (social level 3)
Jean (social level 2)
The Yellow Club
Delphine du Doo (social level 8)
Gaspard Lechevallier (social level 7)
Cardinal Richelieu (social level 7)
Prim (social level 8)
Hugo de Grenoble (social level 6)
Arkhanides "Archie" Popodopolous (social level 6)
The Blue Club
Monsieur de Treville (social level 6)
Jacques de la Blue (social level 6)
Pierre Dolinski (social level 6)
Henri (social level 4)
Marie (social level 4)
Antoinette (social level 4)
Francois (social level 3)
Jean (social level 2)
The Yellow Club
Delphine du Doo (social level 8)
Gaspard Lechevallier (social level 7)
Cardinal Richelieu (social level 7)
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Send your orders for turn 10!