Battle of Blue Core [kk]

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Re: Battle of Blue Core [kk]

Post by BoultonPaulDefiant » Thu Dec 07, 2023 1:08 pm

Turn 7 Immortals

Tank uses the machine gun to kill one pedite.

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Junior legionnaires attack Buce, but he is saved by redshirt,

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who also survives, but is disrupted.

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JLSL grabs a sword, but still can't reach the melee.

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Pyromaniak: Did you know that there are over 5000 ways to ignite someone?

Buce: Really?

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Pyromaniak: No. There is only one way: you just ignite something

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Turn 7 Sikret Agent

Sikret Agent: Where does this tank have doors?

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Muffled voice from tank: Nevermind, I figured it out

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Meanwhile infantry does some pew pew, but they are unsuccesful.

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Turn 7 Bucephalus

Buce: You thought some fire would stop me?

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Phalus: SWEEP THE LEG

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Buce: If yes, then you were right.

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Meanwhile man continue the Sisyphus task to kill legionnaires.

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POV: You look at the battlefield

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Re: Battle of Blue Core [kk]

Post by ninja_bait » Sun Dec 10, 2023 3:41 pm

Just punch the pyromaniak really hard until he dies
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Re: Battle of Blue Core [kk]

Post by BoultonPaulDefiant » Tue Dec 12, 2023 9:54 am

Turn 8 Immortals

Buce: Wait, stop. It's not their turn, it's my turn.

Heroic action roll: Okay then, do what you want

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Turn 8 Bucephalus

Buce: Is this how human world looks like?

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Buce: It must be the place, where humans decide our fate, the Oracle of Discord...

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Buce: ...and my destiny is to delete Green's orders, Phalus navigate me to private Green's oracle.

Phalus: Neigh.

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Buce: Now type "my feat was successful, your orders are deleted".

Phalus: With apostrophes?

Buce: No, delete them and press enter.

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Buce: *Evil laugh*

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Buce: Now I am not bound by rules!

Pyromaniak: Me neither.

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The following battle was too brutal to show it here, so instead I offer you a picture of Tris.

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Pyromaniak: Parrying with hand? Impossible! That's just a hero!

Buce: I'm superhero.

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Buce: Fuck you.

Pyromaniak gets thrown away.

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Seeing the loss of their hero, remaining Immortal forces retreat.

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Buce and Eschatos are victorius and return to their base with the OT chest.

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The end

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