BrikwaRPG3 - Turn 0 and Beyond! (COMPLETED!)

[Scribonius]

You did a good job. Sorry it had to end this way. You just happened to be in a poor location at the time.

I'm okay with it. Took a lot of work to take me down, I did a lot of damage (always a plus), and reanimated some skeletons. Really, the only thing that annoys me is I didn't get to have the sorcerous duel with Kadia before I died.

[Zupponn]

It's been a while...

TURN 9!

Jeremiah - Silverdream


Jeremiah gets up and lets out a great belch...


...which knocks over a wall.

Duke Crystoph - Scratch


Crystoph flames an Avalonian.

Zupponn Mining Co. - Theblackdog


Zupponn picks some flowers.


Zupponn: "Here are some flowers my good man. How about a truce?"
Avalonian: "That sounds like a good idea."


Avalonian: "Hey guys! This guy wants..."


WHAM!

Avalonians - BrickSyd


The Avalonian Heavy pushes his buddy's burning corpse off of the makeshift stairs.


The Avalonians then combine fire on Duke Crystoph, but fail to penetrate his armor.

Assyrians - Natalya


Lady Kadia works her majik.


The wall comes down and the Chub is crushed.


The Assyrian Grunts then take out the Mechanik in the Bavarian Mech.


The Polar Bear is unable to get the Boatplane in the air.

Mechanix - stubby


Mechanik: "Hey! Hold still! I'm trying to fix you here!"


The Dreadnut appreciates the help, but decides to give the Mechanik the boot anyways. He goes beyond the edges of the map.


stubby: "Those bastards! I'll show them!"


Robo Arm on Wheels tosses the gunpowder at the Assyrian Grunts.


2 die in the explosion.


Chestmech then moves up and pops another Grunt.


These guys move forward.


As does this guy.

Rade - mgb519


Rade jumps onto the wall.


He then goes up to the computers and starts bashing them with his pistols.


Uh-Oh.
Computer: "Failure imminent. Initiating self-destruct sequence. Please evacuate the area."


Everyone near the edges of the map move to get away from the blast.


Computer: "5"


Computer: "4"


Some are able to teleport away as well.


Computer: "3"


Computer: "2"


Rade: "Well, it's been good guys."
Jeremiah: "Yeah..."
Crystoph: "Gentlemen, it's been an honor."
Computer: "1"

[Scratch]

Gentlemen, it's been an honor.

[Silverdream]

Yeah, you are all welcome to visit Jeremiah's castle in Valhalla.



GG guys. GG.

[stubby]

The Dreadnut appreciates the help, but decides to give the Mechanik the boot anyways. He goes beyond the edges of the map.

WORTH IT

[Theblackdog]

The best battles always end with a nuclear explosion.

[Warhead]

Ah-yup! Great battle and ending!

[mgb519]

Best ending ever.

[Zupponn]

Wait for it...

[Scribonius]

Wait for it...

The world went boom... WELL, that was an ending!

[Zupponn]

EPILOGUE

Voice 1: "Well, the story seems great, but I think you're leaving one little detail out."

Voice 2: "Oh, how I got to be here? Well..."


Rade: "Well, it's been good guys."
Jeremiah: "Yeah..."
Crystoph: "Gentlemen, it's been an honor."
Computer: "1"


All of a sudden, a portal opens.
Jeremiah: "What the hell?"
Crystoph: "It's Hammerman!"


Rade: "Quickly, everyone get through the portal!"


Commander Smith: "I knew you were leaving out something."
Rade: "Well, some employers think that I'm crazy when I mention Hammerman, so I like to keep it out."


Commander Smith: "So, are you still in contact with the other two?"
Rade: "Actually..."


The door to the bar opens.
Jeremiah: "Rade! We've been waiting too long! We want to kill stuff!"


Rade: "Guys, meet Commander Smith."
Crystoph: "I hear you have a job for us?"
Commander Smith: "As a matter in fact, yes. You see, there are these Space Dorfs..."


As they leave, Smith starts to brief them about their mission. Rade ponders what the three of them have been through and comes to the conclusion that no matter what...


...they'll be ready for anything.

THE END!

(I'll have final overviews and the final kill table up later.)

[Silverdream]

We should have a name for the three of us, like a badass mercenary faction name. Any ideas guys? Also, I'm pumped for whatever's next.

[Scratch]

I'm all for "Duke Crystoph and those other dudes he sometimes hangs out with", has a nice ring to it.

[stubby]

I think the important thing here is that I escaped with the chest.

[Zupponn]

FINAL OVERVIEWS

















Final Kill Table:
Assyrians: 11 (1 Friendly Fire), Flowers, Chub - Survived
Scythians: 12, 1 Friendly Fire - Eliminated
Avalonians: 8, ZMC Gun Bot, ZMC Hardsuit, Bridge - Survived
Bavarians: 4 - Eliminated
ZMC: 21, Rolling Bomb - Survived
Brittanians: 9 - Eliminated
Manly Men: 4, Frog - Eliminated
Mekanix: 4 - Survived
Heroes: 17, Chub, Pyramid Artillery, Tree, 2 Bushes, Wall - Survived


51 Fire pieces were used in this battle.
364 Blood pieces were used in this battle
548 Pictures make up this battle.