Tea Party of Doom, Turn 6 - The Grande Finale!
Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2012 7:50 am
At last, the final turn of tea party combat.
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Bluecoat as played by scratch
The bluecoat gets up, trys (and fails) to turn his mask the right way round, and picks up Jayko's (burning) booze barrel that landed on him last turn.
He attempts to bash Jayko, but his blindness, confusion and burning-ness(?) result in and embarrassing slip, and he falls over for the second time, he uses the rest of his turn to shout "Go on without me Wilsooon!", before lying down for a fiery nap.
Meanwhile, the fire is engulfing the barrel, and it's only a matter of time until it burns through...
Boom!, the booze in the barrel ignites, producing an unrealistically massive explosion, Jayko and Wilsooon! are too far away to take damage, but both take some knock-back, and their weapons are blown across the room. Meanwhile...
The bluecoat is not so lucky, he was lying right on top of the barrel when it exploded, and took the full force of the explosion. The damage roll kept on gaining bonus dice, and ended up with a total damage of 30! As a result, the bluecoat becomes an unpleasant splat on the table. Ouch
The Bluecoat is eliminated!
Jakyo As played by Killer Karetsu
Jayko spots Wilsooon! lying on the floor, and rushes over.
*cue romantic music* Jayko sweeps Wilsooon! off his feet, like poetry in motion, and I didn't even use blu-tac.
But maybe Jayko has something else in mind?
Any of ideas of a "team victory" are wiped out (as they should be) when Jayko sends Wilsooon! sliding across the table
Wilsooon! catches fire, and picks up bits of clutter, and Jayko's katana that got blown away from him earlier. Jayko (being a lucky bugger) managed to get sizeable over-skill, so much in fact that I gave him a damage roll against Wilsooon!
At last, Wilsooon! smashes into the shelves, sending the trinkets flying. The damage from his table-surfing is all to much, and the spirit that possessed Wilsooon! departed back into the aether.
Wilsooon! (played by Vami) is eliminated!
Jayko is the winner of the game!
~The End~
The bluecoat gets up, trys (and fails) to turn his mask the right way round, and picks up Jayko's (burning) booze barrel that landed on him last turn.
He attempts to bash Jayko, but his blindness, confusion and burning-ness(?) result in and embarrassing slip, and he falls over for the second time, he uses the rest of his turn to shout "Go on without me Wilsooon!", before lying down for a fiery nap.
Meanwhile, the fire is engulfing the barrel, and it's only a matter of time until it burns through...
Boom!, the booze in the barrel ignites, producing an unrealistically massive explosion, Jayko and Wilsooon! are too far away to take damage, but both take some knock-back, and their weapons are blown across the room. Meanwhile...
The bluecoat is not so lucky, he was lying right on top of the barrel when it exploded, and took the full force of the explosion. The damage roll kept on gaining bonus dice, and ended up with a total damage of 30! As a result, the bluecoat becomes an unpleasant splat on the table. Ouch
The Bluecoat is eliminated!
Jakyo As played by Killer Karetsu
Jayko spots Wilsooon! lying on the floor, and rushes over.
*cue romantic music* Jayko sweeps Wilsooon! off his feet, like poetry in motion, and I didn't even use blu-tac.
But maybe Jayko has something else in mind?
Any of ideas of a "team victory" are wiped out (as they should be) when Jayko sends Wilsooon! sliding across the table
Wilsooon! catches fire, and picks up bits of clutter, and Jayko's katana that got blown away from him earlier. Jayko (being a lucky bugger) managed to get sizeable over-skill, so much in fact that I gave him a damage roll against Wilsooon!
At last, Wilsooon! smashes into the shelves, sending the trinkets flying. The damage from his table-surfing is all to much, and the spirit that possessed Wilsooon! departed back into the aether.
Wilsooon! (played by Vami) is eliminated!
Jayko is the winner of the game!
~The End~
