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A long time ago (about 15 minutes)
in a galaxy far far away... (my basement)


Warhead: "Rade! Good to see that you're still with the living. And it seems like your getting along well with this new group of mercenaries too."
Rade: "Can't complain sir."


Warhead: "Good because I wouldn't listen anyways. Now to the matter at hand. Recently in sector 90210 we have lost contact with a local settlement. I sent a small detachment of Terrorkhan in there to see if they could find out what was going on, but we lost contact with them about 2 hours ago. Their last message mentioned something about Von Bragallot, but we couldn't make it out too clearly to be sure what. If there is a clone there, it could only mean trouble, so I want your group to go investigate."
Rade: "Understood sir."
Warhead: "Good. Now get going. I want this matter resolved ASAP."


Rade: "Okay, keep your eyes peeled. I don't want any surprises. And be careful. If there's a Von Bragallot here, there's bound to be trouble ahead."


Master: "Are you done yet?"
Soldier: "Almost sir. Just spraying the last one."
Master: "Good, because I don't want to be around when it takes effect."

Overviews:




READY?
GO GO GO!

Jeremiah: Order Fulgencio to move forward.

Fulgencio II: Reluctantly move forward.

Jeremiah will then see the samurai-looking guys. He will make a loud obnoxious statement to no one in particular about how inferior non-European-ish warriors are. Then, he will fire his gun at the nearest "eastern savage".

Please PM orders so that I can keep track of who's all ordered.

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*bump*

Hold your horses. I will get around to the next turn in the next couple of days.

TURN 1!


Crevan moves up and fires the Snipper Riffle at the leader of the samurai dudes. He misses.


Alphafalcon's son moves behind the yellow building and tries to punch his way through the wall. His hand hurts.


Jeremiah: "Fulgencio! Forward you mangy rat!"
The horse moves up.
Jeremiah: "You Eastern Savages know nothing about the complexities of combat! I shall break your will like a little baby taking candy from you!"
Nadine: " You're probably just compensating for your small dick you racist facist!"
Jeremaih: "Well there's only one way to find out my dear. "
He fires at the nearest samurai dude, but his shot bounces harmlessly off of his armor.


Soldier: "Ah! Enemies approaching!"
Master: "Don't worry. Get back to the base. We'll let our secret surprise deal with them."


Scribonius uses a spell to locate any Von Brags. He senses thousands upon thousands of them in the Brikverse.


Rade tries to shoot a hole into the wall of the white building. These 1 stud walls are tougher than they look.


Jaws moves forward, chasing after the withdrawing enemies.


Duke Crystoph sneaks behind the yellow building to spy on the samurai dudes. He sees them running back to the base.


Nadine enters the white building.
Nadine: "Hello there! How is everyone doing today?"
It doesn't look like they're having the best of days, seeing as they're all dead.


Mr. Doctor climbs the rock...


...and crashes through the nonexistent ceiling to enter the yellow building.
Mr. Doctor: "I must find ingredients for my vial."


Mr. Doctor: "AHA! FROG!"
He splatters the frog with a single blast from his shotgun.


Then he begins gathering the resulting goo into his vial.


Captain Boss runs into the yellow building.


Nadine: "Oh, so were you guys just sleeping? Sorry if I woke you."
It doesn't look like they were asleep, or that they're even alive now.


Another zombie raises in front of Jeremiah.


Two more raise in the yellow building.


Watch out for the ones with the yellow vests. They're armored!
Oh, and a skeleton.


Another one gets up in the blue building.

Overviews:

Everyone should take out the closets zombies to them, Nadine should get away from those 3.

Run the hell away from those zombies, towards the guys with yellow torsos and assyrian rifles. Put on the airs of a polite and sweet diplomat and use her good looks and diplomacy skills to get them to temporarily ally with us against the zombies.

Isn't Captian Boss a zombie? Shouldn't he be able to commune with them? Anyways, I am going for the keg, more detailed orders will be PM'd

Fire on the nearest zombie. If he gets too close, then stab him in the face repeatedly until he dies!

Oh my, zombies.

C'mon, I saw that coming a mile away. What did you think the spray was? Febreeze?

mgb519 wrote:C'mon, I saw that coming a mile away. What did you think the spray was? Febreeze?

Yeah, kind of figured that too. *sighs* I was trying to see if there was a Von Braggalot NEARBY, not look for them in general... Ah well, details, details...

Edit: Forgot which character I am playing. Brikmagic: Let us induce the briks to move aside, making a hole in the wall of the yellow house so my allies can get in to attack!

mgb519 wrote:C'mon, I saw that coming a mile away. What did you think the spray was? Febreeze?

I knew because Zupponn told me before the game.