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A Collision of Interests, Also Planets - Turn 1

Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 4:37 am
by Arkbrik
Britannian Empire - Scratch

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Three soldiers start moving.

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Two head for the escalator to the subway...

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...and one goes up on the roof of the station building.

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The rest set up a classic Britannian firing line, ready for anything.

My Little Pwnie - Silverdream

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Scarcity uses her magic to bring down the poor civilian hanging off the lamp. But not to befriend him. Being the Horny Pwnie she is, she wants to be more than just friends.

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Fortunately for the civilian, she gets a bit too enthusiastic, and breaks his back over her own when levitating him down.

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Princess Killestia has a special task for Flutterdie. She will do a magically augmented kamikaze into the Britannian lines! Flutterdie is honored to finally get a warrior's death.

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She flies over the crater edge at top speed, made even faster by Killestia's magic.

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"Cripple the beast!" colonel Stephen Weir shouts.

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The Britannians open up, aiming for the wings...

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...hitting those as well as a lot more. Flutterdie is torn apart, but her corpse keeps going...

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...and thanks to Killestia's magic, it causes a minor explosion upon landing. Stephen Weir is redshirted out of the way by a soldier who dies instead. Another soldier is disrupted but survives. Without the Britannians' excellent shooting it could have gone further into their lines and caused even more devastation.

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The Pwnies start climbing out of the crater. Appletack helps the others, Killestia just flies up.

Cult of BrikThulhu - lawmaster

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The cultists move out.

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They don't reach anything interesting this turn. One cultist gets a good sprinting roll though.

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Suddenly, a new army marches into town!

Faction activated:
Vergilius Raskolnikov
commanded by darkpaladin

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"Are we interrupting something?"

Faction stats

Britannian Empire - Scratch
Kills: 1
Units left: 8/9

My Little Pwnie - Silverdream
Kills: 2
Units left: 5/6

Cult of BrikThulhu - lawmaster
Kills: 0
Units left: 5/5

Vergilius Raskolnikov - darkpaladin
Kills: 0
Units left: 13/13

Civilians - NPC
Kills: 0
Units left: 14/15

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Re: A Collision of Interests, Also Planets - Turn 1

Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 5:51 am
by Apollyon
And exploding penis in their faces is well deserved for the Brittanians for turtling in.

Re: A Collision of Interests, Also Planets - Turn 1

Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 8:05 am
by PlutoniumDeath
This looks interesting.

Re: A Collision of Interests, Also Planets - Turn 1

Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 10:53 am
by stubby
Apollyon wrote:And exploding penis in their faces is well deserved for the Brittanians for turtling in.
Man I love that buttplug.

Also I love that BrikThulhu idol. I don't know who's going to win this battle, but I'm rooting for the idol.

Re: A Collision of Interests, Also Planets - Turn 1

Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 12:12 pm
by Natalya
Yo, let me take control of the civilians.

Trust me, it will be lol.

Re: A Collision of Interests, Also Planets - Turn 1

Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 12:27 pm
by Arkbrik
Ok, you're on.

Re: A Collision of Interests, Also Planets - Turn 1

Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 12:31 pm
by Natalya
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This is gonna be totally fucking rad.

Re: A Collision of Interests, Also Planets - Turn 1

Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 12:44 pm
by PlutoniumDeath
I predict something bad will happen now that someone's controlling the civilians.

Re: A Collision of Interests, Also Planets - Turn 1

Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 1:00 pm
by Alex
Great battle so far, can't wait for more! I also think the idol is awesome.

Re: A Collision of Interests, Also Planets - Turn 1

Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 2:06 pm
by lawmaster
PlutoniumDeath wrote:I predict something bad will happen now that someone's controlling the civilians.
Doubt it, most likely more death and explosions will occur making it awesome.

Re: A Collision of Interests, Also Planets - Turn 1

Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 2:12 pm
by Natalya
lawmaster wrote:
PlutoniumDeath wrote:I predict something bad will happen now that someone's controlling the civilians.
Doubt it, most likely more death and explosions will occur making it awesome.
Aww man, he guessed it. :(