You Can't Escape the Miles: Turn 1
Posted: Sat Jul 13, 2013 4:03 pm
Let's get this show on the road!
Sir Oscar: mgb519
Sir Oscar gets tired of 'loafing' around and goes to put on armor.
Sir Oscar: "Hey brother, I am taking your sword, hope you don't mind!"
Sir Stephan: "You are an ass!"
Baron Ivan: Kalvinator
The Baron puts on his helm and grabs his axe, then prepares to repel the boarders.
Dragonslayer Ornstein: IVhorsemen
Sir Ornstein equips his armor and saves his feat for response.
Lord Von Bragallot: Bragallot
Amadeus Von Bragallot: "May I borrow your gun?"
BANG, no damage.
Amadeus: "Thank you kindly."
The Beast of Wrath and her Crew: lawmaster
Two Pistol Pete prepares reaction fire whilst the swabbys climb the boarding lines.
Sir Stephan: Silverdream
Sir Stephan realizes quickest way to the other boat is by leaping onto the boarding lines.
He almost splooshes down into the water, but catches himself, hanging precariously from the line.
Sir Stephan: "Holy crap!"
The Red Miles and her Crew: Zupponn
The Iron Captain: "Fire all cannons!"
One shot takes out a window but doesn't do much else.
Two more hit the railing, detaching one boarding line and separating the railing from the boat. It also knocks the Baron back and throws his shield into the water.
The last one, however, is blocked by the Young Stephan, who heroically takes it through the gut while critfailing both dice of armor.
His fluffy collar floats up and mingles with the spreading pool of blood as he sinks.
The Iron Captain: "If we want to keep this boat afloat, it might be a good idea not to break it anymore, anyway, BOARDERS!"
The spearmen leap overboard and grab the boarding lines.
One stabs a swabby to death while both hang off the rope.
Ornstein fumbles his reaction feat and gets stuck in the broken railing.
Two Pistol Pete shoots two spearmen and kills both.
The Iron Captain: "You see these skeletons?"
The Iron Captain: "Well they are alive, so BE AFRAID!"
Amadeus is not impressed.
OVERVIEWS
Ready for orders!
Sir Oscar: mgb519
Sir Oscar gets tired of 'loafing' around and goes to put on armor.
Sir Oscar: "Hey brother, I am taking your sword, hope you don't mind!"
Sir Stephan: "You are an ass!"
Baron Ivan: Kalvinator
The Baron puts on his helm and grabs his axe, then prepares to repel the boarders.
Dragonslayer Ornstein: IVhorsemen
Sir Ornstein equips his armor and saves his feat for response.
Lord Von Bragallot: Bragallot
Amadeus Von Bragallot: "May I borrow your gun?"
BANG, no damage.
Amadeus: "Thank you kindly."
The Beast of Wrath and her Crew: lawmaster
Two Pistol Pete prepares reaction fire whilst the swabbys climb the boarding lines.
Sir Stephan: Silverdream
Sir Stephan realizes quickest way to the other boat is by leaping onto the boarding lines.
He almost splooshes down into the water, but catches himself, hanging precariously from the line.
Sir Stephan: "Holy crap!"
The Red Miles and her Crew: Zupponn
The Iron Captain: "Fire all cannons!"
One shot takes out a window but doesn't do much else.
Two more hit the railing, detaching one boarding line and separating the railing from the boat. It also knocks the Baron back and throws his shield into the water.
The last one, however, is blocked by the Young Stephan, who heroically takes it through the gut while critfailing both dice of armor.
His fluffy collar floats up and mingles with the spreading pool of blood as he sinks.
The Iron Captain: "If we want to keep this boat afloat, it might be a good idea not to break it anymore, anyway, BOARDERS!"
The spearmen leap overboard and grab the boarding lines.
One stabs a swabby to death while both hang off the rope.
Ornstein fumbles his reaction feat and gets stuck in the broken railing.
Two Pistol Pete shoots two spearmen and kills both.
The Iron Captain: "You see these skeletons?"
The Iron Captain: "Well they are alive, so BE AFRAID!"
Amadeus is not impressed.
OVERVIEWS
Ready for orders!