Pierro Mimsey the Sad Clown (???)
Using his new transmission system, Pierro begins to tell his story...
The story of the Sad Clown travel across the space battle.. It is filled with such an unbearable amount of sadness that those who hear it start to agonize and some even commit suicide!
The copilot of the Escort..
“Yawr! Such a terrible tale!”
The whole crew of the Interceptor..
“That's too unfair!”
And it continues..
“Life isn't worth it!”
“Make it stop!”
A collective suicide was beginning in the Noxarian Cruiser until..
Heroic unit activated!
Captain McQuain performs a response feat that calm the rest of the crew.
SCS Avoidance (Lord Mercat)
Gimbles: "Blast, that was Captain Flash's 2nd best ion cannon!”
Biff begins to cry and runs to his cabin!
Gimble hears a gunshot!
Admiral Faultworthy enters the battle!
“What is going on here? You were supposed to drop me in new Jetson 14 hours ago!”
Faultworthy suddenly realizes they are in the middle of a space battle.
“Oh! I see we have an emergency! As regulation clearly states, the highest ranking officer must take command whenever he wants! Let me just get ready..”
The Admiral leaves the bridge.
Faultworthy comes back with his weapon and helmet.
“Alright, time to get serious. Fire up the Flash Drive!
“But that's the captains namesake drive! We can't possibly contain it without his expertise!”
“Don't worry Gimble, well blow these pirates to kingdom come! Now that that fool of a clown's given us the stereo we need for the activation, let's do this!..
..Activate the Flash Drive!!”
The SCS Avoidance disappears, leaving the Sad Clown drifting in space with his microphone.
Space Pirates (Scribonius)
Having lost contact with the Avoidance, the Pirates decide to board the unmanned Interceptor.
“Prepare to board! YARRRRR!!!!”
The light frigate and the Escort get in range and the boarding crew is deployed.
The Space Pirates capture the Noxarian Interceptor!
The Pilot of the Chimera notices something suspicious on the ion cannon..
The Pilot tries to get away from both the suspicious cannon and the Sad Clown when..
Pierro safely reaches the top of the Chimera moment before the ion cannon self-destruct.
The Chimera receives another point of damage from the explosion (now at 4/10)
The Chimera turns around.
Remaining crew members get ready for action!
Spacebeard and his Space Parrot enter the battle!
Noxarian Security (Battlegrinder)
The Noxarian Cruiser make a swift turn beside the ESF Drop Pod..
The back hatch opens and reveals the boarding party ready for deployment.
They board the nearby ESF Drop Pod.
Sentinel-144 continues to advance and is now facing the Chimera.
It fires its lasers and launches another volley of torpedoes.
The lasers miss but the torpedoes take out another hp from the Chimera (now at 3/10
Looking for a way into the Drop Pod, the boarding party locates the door.
They pack some of their explosives on it.
The explosion blows up the hatch!
Response fire from the crew take out two attackers!
A member of the boarding party takes out an ESF soldier.
ESF Reinforcements (NPC)
The Drop Pods advances 25 inches.
The first Drop Pod reaches the planet!
SCS Avoidance (Lord Mercat)
The Avoidance “instantly” reappears on the other side of the battlefield.
Admiral Faultworthy: “Now tell me Gimbles. Where is Captain Maxwell?”
Gimbles: “I don't know exactly but take a look at that satellite image. From his last known position and the presence of a damsel in distress, Captain Maxwell should be in that area. The commotion around that small building also tells me the Captain is likely to be around.”
Faultworthy: “Perfect. Now please check in on our clearance status.”
Gimbles radio Noxarian Control and asks for an update.
Noxarian Control: “You're lucky! There was still a lot to do but we have just received some new information that will speed up the clearance process! Everything should be done by the end of the next turn. Stand ready for my mark.”