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ORKS & PWNIES





The Ork armour throws itself onto the redheaded Princess, but it's sword strikes are unable to get through.



Derpy tries to crush Karl, but his armour barely withstands the pressure.



He raises his pistol, but doesn't shoot the beast.



The last soldier is killed, his head is slammed against the rock wall.



The other horses move up.

IMMORTAL EMPIRE



The Terrorkhan, enraged by the battle before him and all the living horses decides to set things right.





He flies over to the last pwny, the pink coated fiend.





Right before he strikes with his OTC, Derpy shakes her big bubble butt.







M's staff twists itself until it becomes a spear.



He aims carefully, at the pwny's weak spot, the back of the neck.





The world shakes as the pwny falls.

Rednecks



Lidel Soul: "I call upon all the brave patriotic souls who died for the United Systems Alliance of America. All the brave men who sacrificed themselves so that we would not speak German. Perhaps it's fate that today is the Fourth of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom... Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution... but from annihilation. We are fighting for our right to live. To exist. And should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day the world declared in one voice: "We will not go quietly into the night!" We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today we celebrate our Independence Day!"



Orange transparency glows around the corpses of the Yankees.



Manly energy flows in the air, as American souls come together once more.



The capped redneck stops burning. Only magic can cancel out magic.



The souls gather at his body.





And they turn into an avatar of American patriotism.



Klaus Jr. "Excellent, now there's more of you to cut up!"





But Klaus slips and falls into one of the avatar's rolls of fat.



The machinegun begins to glow as the avatar yells patriotic slogans.



"Evrythang's bigger in Texas"



"Love it or leave it I always say"



His former comrades are blown apart by collateral damage.



"Yeehaw"



Karl runs towards the biggest and toughest thing on the battlefield.



And he hides behind her corpse.



"And I said to him, 'no taxation without representation'."



Adeleaide is only kept safe by the thing that was trying to kill her.



I may have spoke too soon.



No longer pinned, she teleports out.



M charges the American where he can't see him.



But he's blasted mid leap.



"We must walk tall and carry a big gun"



Blood flies everywhere, and the carpet is covered with fat.



Klaus Jr. flies out, with a sword of gold.





He then casts a spell.



The rascal glows. "Come back when I need you."









Klaus Jr: Ready to go home, Gustav?

Karl Gustav: One thing first.





Karl Gustav: Alright, brother.

I love it. Better than I imagined.