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Battle in the chat: This battle makes too much sense
Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2013 3:22 pm
by Silverdream
Legends spoke of an ancient tome, a forsaken Akkadian harddrive filled with unholy knowledge.
Three armies decided to claim it.
The first were the Bavarians, lead by their Prinz.
The second were the Trattorians, who wished to purge the magic.
And the third were a group of ANZACs, seeking to see what all the ruckus was about.
Re: Battle in the chat: This battle makes too much sense
Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2013 3:44 pm
by Silverdream
The Trattorians fire wildly at the Bavarians.
One soldier accidentally sets his gun to full auto, a setting that didn't even exist on the gun.
And the Major's laser gun breaks.
Two Bavarians are killed.
Re: Battle in the chat: This battle makes too much sense
Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2013 3:50 pm
by motorhead fan
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Re: Battle in the chat: This battle makes too much sense
Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2013 3:58 pm
by cleanupcrew
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Re: Battle in the chat: This battle makes too much sense
Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2013 4:03 pm
by Silverdream
Re: Battle in the chat: This battle makes too much sense
Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2013 4:23 pm
by Silverdream
Re: Battle in the chat: This battle makes too much sense
Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2013 5:04 pm
by Silverdream
Suddenly, mostly naked men doing acupuncture.
The Trattorian is frozen, and will be until the needle is removed.
The other one tries to knock out a Trattorian as well, but he only makes him yelp in pain.
Mahou Shoujo Puella Meguca Meduka Seguca Sudoku transforms into her magical girl form.
No one really seems to care.
Re: Battle in the chat: This battle makes too much sense
Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2013 5:13 pm
by Silverdream
The Trattorians ignore Seguka Sudoku.
One scores a kill on a Bavarian.
The others don't get high enough use or damage rolls, one critfails in attacking the medik.
The Major analyzes the disk.
"pr0n, it's pr0n."
Re: Battle in the chat: This battle makes too much sense
Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2013 5:56 pm
by Silverdream
The ANZAC grabs a working rifle and moves to act as a redshirt for the medik.
For some reason, the dirty scalpel is ineffective at healing the flesh, but doesn't seem to do any damage. Perhaps if she tried again?
The hero shoots his Bazooka at the major.
Doing very little damage. Not even the redshirt dies.
The Bavarian kills a Trattorian. Don't know what's going on with this image.
Klaus Jr. changes weapons.
This Trattorian is lucky he wore his visor low.
Re: Battle in the chat: This battle makes too much sense
Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2013 6:46 pm
by Silverdream
The nudists prick Klaus with needles, distracting him from making any attacks.
SUDOKU SLASHU!
Her attack is blocked.
And she is disarmed.
She catches the Major's next attack though.
Klaus' armour is too much for a single blast. Too bad the other Trattorian couldn't combine fire.
The last Trattorian picks up a rifle after he critfails.
Re: Battle in the chat: This battle makes too much sense
Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2013 7:02 pm
by Silverdream
The harddrive is teleported by some unknown force.
And with that, all the players lose interest and leave.