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Three armies went forth to capture a giant mickey of vodka, strong enough to melt a minifig's face off.



The Trattorians arrived to destroy it. They would destroy this relic to demotivate their enemies.



They brought a significant amount of reinforcements.



The Britannians wanted to drink it, and see if the legends were true.



They brought few reinforcements, in hope their artillery would be enough.



The Bavarians wished to drink it as well, and deny the Trattorians the great crime.



For this they brought many reinforcements.

The Britannian troops move up.


Their pirate hero calls upon the vodka to move.



Sensing his great taste in booze, the vodka moves to meet him.

The Trattorians reinforce the rear with three redshirts and a CIF3 thrower.



The rest move up.

"Hey man, come here for a second."



The Bavarian Hero stabs his underling with a ceremonial dagger.



"From the fallen blood, rise anew."



*SHITTY EFFECTS*



An angerfish has been summoned.



The medic attempts to revive the soldier, but is unsuccessful.



First blood is shed by the Trattorians.





Three soldiers are brought in as reinforcements.

A Trattorian is picked off by an ANZAC.



The first cannon fires.



Killing the Trattorian officer.



The second cannon fires.



Killing a group of Trattorians, and making them fly like ragdolls.



The Cavalier fires.



and another Trattorian bites the pus.



The hero, without any redshirts is gunned down by the rocketeer officer.



So disappointed.



Finlay tha Fucka jumps onto the Vodka.



He knocks it over, crushing two rocketeers.

The rest of the Trattorians arrive.



The troopers sprint across the field to the vodka.



The CIF3 trooper passes it.



The Trattorian machine gun robot fires in a big arc.



He eliminates the entire ANZAC squad, as well as the cavalier.



A rocketeer is killed as well, from a Trattorian trooper.

"I'll send him to hell before he can destroy the sacred relic."







The CIF3 acts as an explosive, and when hitting the giant bottle of vodka:



And just like that, the entire battlefield was destroyed.

First Blood was shed by the Bavarians