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Two Months to the day after the last turn, the Miles is back!

Stephan the Hollow: Silverdream

The Undead second son grabs the floating sword and gives it his signature wind-up.


It hits right in the eye socket! -1 to skill until it is removed.

Amadeus Von Brag: Bragallot

Amadeus attempts to fire his pokey-stick out of his arm cannon.


He forgets that the gunpowder is really really wet.


He then dog-paddles around the side of the Miles.

Sir Ornstein Dragonslayer: IVhorsemen

Sir Ornstein: "May the Great Sun above grant me your Holy Fire to slay this foul beast!"


Sir Ornstein: "PRAISE"


Sir Ornstein: "THE"


Sir Ornstein: "SUN!"
Umbra the Armored: "AAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
-2 HP, 2 remaining.

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Oscar the Strong: mgb519

Muscles over-exerted from tearing a mast off a ship and swinging it around like a hammer in Super Smash Bros, Oscar cannot muster up the strength to lift the mast back up again.

Baron Ivan: Kalvinator

The Baron makes it up to deck, and exchanges greeting with the Captain.

Prisoners: Alex

This guy fails to throw the discarded spike farther than his shadow.


The guy loots pants and an axe off of the dead Hollow officer, but then tosses the axe over the side accidently.


In the third fail of the turn, Lydia re-surfaces on the wrong side of the ship, and is unable to reach the Ork Captain.

The Crew of the Miles: Zupponn

Hollow: "One last time men, we shall go to davy jone's locker itself to bring back the Iron Captain! Waaaaaaagh!"


*Sploosh*


*gurgle*

The Crew of the Miles has left the game!

Captain Sparrork and crew: Apollyon

Captain Sparrork decides that the "half-naked knight" has killed enough of his deckhands and decides to do something about it!


He begins an impressive sprint, running from the ship's wheel to the mast-bludgeon, before leaping onto it and doing a balancing act.


Unfortunately, the blood-slick mast doesn't give much traction, and the Captain slips off and lands face-first in the bowels of the poop-deck swabber.

Umbra the Unyielding: Falk

Umbra: FUCK


Umbra: YOU


Sir Ornstein: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Awesome special effects and photo editing are awesome

Thanks! I'm going to be trying to finish this up over the next week, since I have break, so orders would really be appriciated!

Tis not my game.