Lazy Battle-Turn 3
Posted: Sat May 10, 2014 12:26 pm
45th Union
Captain Cheeto moons the USA mech in order to blind it with his shiny pale buttocks.
As usual, the dice aren't in his favor.
The critical failure has the captain on the ground after tripping on his own pants.
The troops move up.
This squad kills two of the remaining USA infantry.
Another soldier finishes off the rest.
The Iron Maiden Grabs the Emancipator's leg and Pulls.
Pulls its own arm off, that is(critical failure)
USA
The Emancipator is retaliates by firing its chaingun at the Iron maiden.
The Iron Maiden is completely wrecked.
The pilot is amazed that he lived.
His cries of joy are turned into cries of pain as four of his comrades are crushed as the Emancipator bellyflops, which is a surprisingly effective tactic. Without arms it'll be tough to stand back up, however.
Trattorians
The hero controls the crane.
He grabs a horse.
And dips it into the orange liquid.
The horse comes out of its acid bath a bit skinnier.
It is then flung at the USA mech...
busting off an armored panel.
The remaining Trattorians set up response fire.
Overviews.
Captain Cheeto moons the USA mech in order to blind it with his shiny pale buttocks.
As usual, the dice aren't in his favor.
The critical failure has the captain on the ground after tripping on his own pants.
The troops move up.
This squad kills two of the remaining USA infantry.
Another soldier finishes off the rest.
The Iron Maiden Grabs the Emancipator's leg and Pulls.
Pulls its own arm off, that is(critical failure)
USA
The Emancipator is retaliates by firing its chaingun at the Iron maiden.
The Iron Maiden is completely wrecked.
The pilot is amazed that he lived.
His cries of joy are turned into cries of pain as four of his comrades are crushed as the Emancipator bellyflops, which is a surprisingly effective tactic. Without arms it'll be tough to stand back up, however.
Trattorians
The hero controls the crane.
He grabs a horse.
And dips it into the orange liquid.
The horse comes out of its acid bath a bit skinnier.
It is then flung at the USA mech...
busting off an armored panel.
The remaining Trattorians set up response fire.
Overviews.